South Florida Biz Bros

stupid hurricane, i could have gone sailing this weekend.

>not getting your private keys laser tattooed on the inside of your thigh
clearly not ready

Florida is a cesspool full of scum and almighty god has decided he's finally had enough of it.

Good riddance to all of you degenerates.

Hit up the pharmacies and take everything that is good. Should be $10K per store minimum.

Wtf man, there are Veeky Forumsbro lives at stake you fucking sociopath

hurricanes are also the perfect time to shoot looters and not get caught....just sayin' faggot

>cell service will be uninterrupted during a Cat 4-5 hurricane

lol ok bro

Parents are trying to airvac me to Ohio.. Id rather the golf course flag pole across the way impale me than spend another minute in that state! I'm not leaving!

White people should die. Puerto ricans are the master race!
Veeky Forums should have flags. Not only to spot Puerto Rican posting but to also reveal pajeet shilling.

We're gonna see op on a roof holding a sign with his bitbean address later.

my uncle lives in east florida, he has parkinson's, I hope he gets through it alright

No

He will fly all over the place like a fucking plastic bag

youtube.com/watch?v=k4bn7n0zaRM

>he fell for the hodl meme

Liquidated everything except some stuff that is over valued by insurance and went north. Be back in a week to buy the dip

Amen, may Irma be God's cleansing broom.

Set up a video camera. I'll pay one bitcoin for the tape if he gets airborne.

Can't believe people willingly live in Florida.

liberal scum

Horrible """persons"""

>Florida is a cesspool full of scum
Maybe so, but we are a good chunk of the U.S. Housing Market. So you might not want to be so careless with your ranting.

Go back to /pol/ no one cares about your shitty feelings

stay strong guys, be safe- fuck everyone talking shit about our States, fuck our domestic terrorists who wish us harm and all the shittalking they spread online.

>CA resident

How do you stake biz bros where do I buy that coin

Its been veering more east, I live in Orlando, was going to party with niggers in Atlanta, but might just stay. Job is closed on Monday, so might just go to Atlanta anyway and get me a big booty hoe.

>good chunk of housing market
>most houses under 500k
Lmao delusional old people

My house is old and can't even withstand the winds of a category 3 storm... I've no gas to evacuate with and there's nowhere near me to go. I'm actually going to die to this hurricane. It's a weird feeling knowing that I'll die in 3-4 days. I'm only 18 Veeky Forums.... why does it have to be like this :(

Bro... go to a shelter.
That's why they are there.

Just because a majority of houses aren't quoted for half-a-mil doesn't mean the market is worthless.
That's the reason for why so many out-of-state people are coming in droves to buy, buy, buy.
Buy cheap, sell high, baby.

go out on your own terms, buddy, untie the horse and use the rope and hang yourself. show that storm who is the boss

looking forward to webms of the destruction showing up in rekt threads

Clearly they are the master race when it can take up to 6 months to get their electricity to work again after a storm.

Floridanon here. I totally agree. Thankfully Irma seems set to hit the bluest, most Jewish part of the state. I'll use my gains to fund a reconquista in the aftermath.

Gas stations are all empty. Publix and walmart are out of all water, canned goods, and toilet paper.

you still can, you'll die though

Hurricanes aint shit if you live in an actual house,
anyone living in a trailer park is fucked though.

>IT WAS HER TURN

>I've no gas
Noneo btfo'd

IT will miss FL to the east. Front moving through now will push it out of harms way. Dont worry user. Keep calm and buy some ETH and watch the moon mission commence.

Aren't Palm Beach and Indian River some of the richest areas in America?

>Puerto ricans
>Master race

yeah, how's that working out for you so far bud?

goddamit florida
I got a flight and hotel booked in ealry october
dont bitch out on me with that weak ass hurricane shit
you better get your shit together soon or Ill lose a bunch of non-refundable money

>What is encryption
>What are remote backups

get your ass to a shelter....there's no shame in it

this, desu

It's a category 5 Hurricane with up to 250 - 300KM an hour winds. If pic related would not concern you heading straight towards you no clue what would.

This shit is the largest hurricane ever recorded.

That photoshop shit would actually be believable if they didn't simultaneously insist on pushing the round Earth conspiracy.

WE
ARE
THE
FLORIDIAN MARINES

I suppose this is bait, which I will take it as so. But just in case, this video provides it does not work out mathematically no matter how you try to frame it. It just does not work. youtube.com/watch?v=JgY8zNZ35uw

Either way, here is "flat" picture for your needs

why would i believe a globe earther and his "video" lol

Now you are just baiting. Don't really see the point of making yourself be a retard in front everybody else on Veeky Forums.

That is one awesome looking storm. It's perfect. Monstrous.

IVE NEVER HODL'D LIKE THIS BEFORE

305 reporting in
i am really /fucked/ lol

this shit is so fake lmao they forgot to add the sky. nice black sky retards. no stars either

Seriously, listen to your local authorities on this.

i'LL HOLD ALL YOUR BEANS IN A SAFE PLACE

>triggered