We've all heard some dumbass shit on this website. My question which one is the stupidest that you've personally heard?
Mine would be that the Song Dynasty of China was full of white Aryans, and that the Mongols invaded and genocided them because of that.
Franks weren't Germanic
>the Byzantine Empire wasn't the same state as that of the Roman Empire
That is true though
>Stalin was recognized as a saint by the Russian Orthodox Church
Black Egyptian hypothesis and all manner of afrocentrism
No matter what /pol/ will ever come up with, it cannot match that stupidity, because /pol/ doesn't speak at UNESCO symposia or teach egyptology
Exactly how would that be true?
tfw you learned today that Tzar Nikolaj II was canonized by the Russian Orhodox Church.
I keep hearing a really stupid one:
Socialism/Marxism/Communism works.
>it cannot match that stupidity, because /pol/ doesn't speak at UNESCO symposia or teach egyptology
I need to know more
>The Sherman is better than the T-34.
>Romans and Greeks all looked like Nordic people
I don't know if it's a butthurt middleterenia who keep shitposting this or if he complains about it because there's legit people in Scandinavia who think this is true.
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>Romans were white
He is probably talking about Cheikh Diop.
en.wikipedia.org
>In 1974, Diop was one of about 20 participants in a UNESCO symposium in Cairo, where he presented his theories to specialists in Egyptology. This symposium generated a lively debate about, but no consensus on, Diop's theories.[31] His forceful assertions that the original population of the Nile Delta was black and that Egyptians remained black-skinned until Egypt lost its independence, "was criticized by many participants".[32]
>be an afrocentrist revisionist
>get a university named after you
Charlemagne was black because he was a descendant of the pharaohs.
I read a post from someone boasting away about how he had learned more about economics from watching Youtube than you could learn from studying economics at university.
Then in the same post he said the Nazis used Austrian School economics.
At the same time, Anita speak at the UN about the patriarchy, so...
But the song were aryan tho.
Look at the first song. emperor. thick facial hair. something filthy chinaman never gets
/pol/ largely created that shit by spamming it on fake accounts on twitter.
There were like hundreds of threads about it.
It does work.
Virtually every nation on earth incorporates different facets of Socialism, Marxism or Communism. Or rather facets which we are taught are endemic to said ideologies.
But the ghosts of movements past blinds us to the reality as always.
Wtf! That existed long before /pol/ and twitter.
>National Socialism has some good in it
>Existed.
>Common.
Pick one.
Virtually every race supremacy theory existed before the age of the internet.
>every nation
Which facet of Socialism.
>Or rather facets which we are taught are endemic to said ideologies.
I hope you're not one of those who thinks having public education, or public things in general, is "Socialism".
>all these posters trying to use the topic of revisionism to preach their value judgement instead of listing obfuscation of facts
More like
>Hilter was practicing national socialism
No, I am simply someone who defines words by their actual meanings and not their historical context, which tends to drip with residual propaganda.
Socialism for instance means control of the means of production, distribution, or exchange should be owned and regulated by the community as a whole.
However, there is a debate to be had about things like public education or social security being the Democratic equivalent of this, or as close as our constitution allows.
Oh it varies.
>socialism means=/=socialism created this method
Nnnnnnope.
Show Arguments that it wasn't.
ITT: times you were rused
>Song Dynasty of China was full of white Aryans
no one has ever claimed this
>they weren't
Why do they describe so many of their gods and heroes as having alabaster white skin and blonde hair then?
Men create Gods in their own image.
Admittedly it was probably a less frequent phenotype than amongst modern Nords, but still common enough, to call them the same race.
>Go from Weimar Republic JUST status to Third Reich capable of single handedly beating the fuck out of France, Britain, and every other nation on the continent up to Russia in less than a decade
>nothing good about it
okay, friend
I hope you're just being sarcastic, but thanks to prove OP's point, Mr. 60 percent.
>no one has ever claimed this
Yeah, you'll be surprised if you go visit /pol/ more often.
Hinduism isn't a religion.
Not just him, all the murdered Romanovs are venerated as martyrs
>German tanks were the best tanks of the second world war
>German Army only lost because of winter
basically I've learned that most of the shit I've seen that really makes me eyeroll is your standard Wehraboo garbage.
I go there all the time and for years.
never even heard of it till this thread.
Because Roman Empire fell in 476 AD. Byzantine was a bad leftover that couldn't cope with timeline
go the fuck back
>Germany invaded Russia in the winter
>The invasion of Poland and France was easy
>Ray and his Turanian/Aryan dichotomy of bullshit
The romans weren't black
>Sardinia was uninhabited before the Age of Sail.
>capable of single handedly beating the fuck out of France, Britain, and every other nation on the continent
The only way Nazi Germany ever had a chance was if they never started the war to begin.
Well, I did, and I don't even visit there very often. It's not exactly 100% same phrase like "Song Dynasty of China was full of white Aryans", but some white supremacists do claim China used to be dominated by Whites / Aryans until Mongols came to "replace" them all. In fact, there is one example hereI can grantee this user probably also lurks /pol/ quite often.
>when whites lagged behind, it was because of the environment.
>when nonwhites lag behind, its because they're inferior
>Byzantine was a bad leftover
>was literally a thousand year Reich after the west fell.
>speak Greek
>claim to be Roman
k, friend
not him but
>Greek wasn't an essential part of Roman culture
>Romans were Nordic
>Byzantine was a bad leftover that couldn't cope with timeline
The Roman Empire was only theoretically divided in 395 AD by Theodosius. It was the same state for all intents and purposes and conceptually was the same empire. With the fall of the Western Roman Empire the imperial symbols were sent to the emperor in Constantinople by Odovacer who confirmed that the full powers and authority of the western emperor now vested in him. Odovacer was officially made an agent of the Eastern Empire, which continued as the sole surviving part of the Roman Empire. The imperial capital had already been moved to Constantinople in the 330s AD so had long been the real capital anyway, long before the empire was divided.
>Romans weren't Nordic
theapricity.com
some romans were nordic the practice of taking child hostages saw to this germanic tribes would send their first born sons to live and study in rome and become roman
That Luther "removed" books from the Bible when the denomination named after him is probably the only Protestant church which still retains apocrypha readings in their lectionaries.
It wasn't a similar poltical, ethnic, cultural state, but it was territorialy consistent with territory the Collective Roman empire held, that is why the distinction of Western Roman Empire and Byzantine Empire exists in the first place.
>they went from uber KEK to ALPHA MALE
Sick, it also led directly to the deaths of more german men than any other conlfict in history, so badass, so uncucked, Hell, even now Hitler's massive losses to German territory are still visible on the map to-fucking-day.
>implying blonde-haired meds dont exist
>implying it wasnt incredibly common for the upper class including emperors to dye their hair blonde or wear wigs
>implying blonde hair wasnt regularly taken from germanics as spoils of war
I dont know if you're the same user but im tired of btfoing this .
the light skinned meds hardly exist anymore because jihad destroyed them southern europe's whiteness was obliterated by muslim conquest up until the first crusades
>admits that meds had blonde hair
>"but muh wigs!!!"
>ignores that they had blue or at least light-colored eyes
hmmmmmmmm...
thanks for proving my argument with photographic evidence of blonde-haired blue-eyed Meds tho.
No one disputes that Hitler lost the war.
But to ignore the massive economic improvement Hitler and Nazi policies produced in Germany before they were all destroyed by Allied bombers and Russian rape is just ignoring history because you don't like it.
read wages of destruction by adam tooze, he argues quite the opposite
Hahahaha
>Greek/Roman leaders weren't Nordic
>Lombards aren't Germanic
>Modern Mediterraneans are descentants of Romans
Basically any sort of Mediterranean wewuzzing
So are you ignore the fact that germanics tribes settled in med land?
Fucking idiot, you germanics are so stupid and desilusional
Romans clearly said that germanics were different from them
>some literal-who? wrote something which reflected poorly on Hitler
color me shocked
I don't think it will persuade me more than the simple facts that Wiemar Germany was a mess, and NatSoc Germany was prospering alone of all the Western economies in the midst of the Great World depression
>normans at the moment of William's conquest were Vikings and certainly not french at all, despite their french language, their french way-of-life and their catholic religion.
gods are a reflection of their people all the nordic gods were blonde and red haired likewise most of the roman and greek gods were blonde and red haired aswell
Are there people who actually say that, what else are they meant to be?
they werent vikings they hated vikings they were the descendants of vikings which is why they were called Normans meaning Norsemen you idiot
I think people tend to confuse their attempts to distinguish themselves from the French with this heritage, and actually practicing this heritage.
So does every similar group. Just look at Swedes and Danes, Anglos and Frenchmen, or Greeks and Turks.
The Roman gods were spirits that dwelled underground you dirty Helleniser
>This symposium generated a lively debate about, but no consensus on, Diop's theories
>no consensus
Really now.
Rhodesia was less "Apartheid" than South Africa.
"Scythians are Turkics not Iranics"
>people honestly believe Poles aren't Sarmatians
pretty sure every historian is a literally who? to you m8
>What's the most retarded revisionism you've heard from Veeky Forums
Hmm
>The Civil War was only over slavery, the North were a bunch of progressive freedom fighters.
>Posting Arab built castles in Africa as though the places used to enslave blacks
are actually owned by Africans.
>German superiority in WW2 is a myth
>Don't true capitalism
It was common amongst blacks way before the internet
i remember that thread
>Links post to an obviously satirical user
Technically what the Aryan kiddies think is that there was a small enclave of Caucasians in China who dominated politics there
They didn't dominate politics their, but there was a historical group of Caucasians living in China
Better retarded "true historians":
>Mongol army was supplied by sublimated food from Mongolia.
>WIR
Poor nords gotta wewuz med history because their biggest accomplishment is being sea banditos.
>Be rome
>Conquer Carthage
>Conquer Greece
>Conquer all of the Mediterranean
>Can't even conquer a few blond baboons with sticks living in the German Forests
>W-we are the s-s-superior people
>Be forrestnigger
>conquer nothing
>lose every war you ever waged
>get btfo by drunk snownigger mongolussians
>get btfo by inbred anglos
>get partizan'd by balkaniggers
>colonized by turks willingly
we wuz aryans mustard race and shiet
Hmmm
>Be vastly outgunned in every war you ever fight and still become a "world menace"
>Be a young nation that clawed it's way to the top and gets called a "world menace' for not submitting to the whims of anglos and frogs
>Amerimutts have to import our scientists to work on NASA
>It took Russians all of pic related
to best us while we fought on 2 fronts and conquered all of Europe
Keep being inferior.
Not without the help of American Industrialists don't forget
>uber superior aryanna grande intellect, yet can't understand that when you try to fuck with everyone, you'll get fucked by everyone
>we beat Rome!
>we wuz young independent state who don't need no rules
>Germos gotta import shitskins to fuck their women because they are collectively impotent
Gotta say, the forrest niggers are on par with the angloniggers when it comes to being shit peoples.
Orwell says in Homage to Catalonia Socialism did work really well until the revolutionary spirit died out and things returned to how they originally were but with a "us vs the fascists" kind of atmosphere (and the Popular Army trying to kill the militas they once saw as comrades)
"Classic" romans spoke greek too, it was a sign of sophistication.
>Mine would be that the Song Dynasty of China was full of white Aryans
I've heard the entire Tocharians and Uyghur thing but not this
>Germany is primarily responsible for World War 1
>yet can't understand that when you try to fuck with everyone,
>Implying Germans ever tried to fuck everyone
>Durr Hitler tried to conquer da worl XD
All he wanted was pan German but you jealous niggers didn't want to compete with us
Keep being mad about how we best your entire legion with nothing but sticks and still dominate you in every. Single. Way.
You forced democracy on us, so deal with it faggot. If you're from France or Britain you're even worse off than we are btw