WHEN WILL I BE RICH YOU FAGGOTS!!

Goddamit I put in 15k since May and Im only up like 12 grand. Wtf is this shit am I trading stocks or what? I couldve made more money just wagecucking.
HOW LONG DOES THIS FUCKING SHIT TAKE I JUST WANT TO GET RICH GODDAMMIT!!
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Am I just the worlds worst cryptofag or should I have more patience?

I can make your blockfolio to 100k safe and easily

due to two coins that will moon and u will sell a close from its ATH

that doesnt sound sketch at all user
Im all ears

Buy Golem now, sell at 20k sat
After that u buy QTUM and sell it until you get 100k in cash

nice humblebrag you phaggot

Nah it is risky as hell I got a guilty conscience

you can get prolly at least 25% from both of those

but watch it atleast

the crypto dream is over

regulations is taking place and crushing our dreams of being millionaires

forever neets

how is it bragging when every other manchild on here is rolling in dough except me?
I just want some gains goddamit!

Do you guys want some real moon shots?

IO Coin - starting to get shilled a lot, I bought in a bit ago, going to be huge
NVST - the first real decentralized exchange (read about it), hard as fuck to buy, super legit, gonna be good

Shoot yourself and gimme yer assets "REEEEEEE I ONLY MADE 3K A MONTH, REEEEEEEE!"

Pssst... OP, come here... I'm going to let you in on a little secret

I got my life savings tied in this bullshit internet meme money...
Im stressing out over cryptos 24/7 reading all kinds of stupid shit and just get more and more confused
and all this for not even a measly 100% gain Im sick of this shit
legit about to cash out, bury some gold in my backyard and just forget about this whole endeavour

are you also having headaches?

yep im prolly getting out soon aswell

Go all in with XVG, sell when it reaches it's ATH.

Lol you're so god damn new it hurts my eyes.
You apparently weren't even around for the months of PBoC regulation smackdown marathon in early 2017, holy shit fuck off.

not really user just stressed out af
Im constantly reading forums, whitepapers and shit and trying to figure out that ONE trade that will make me rich
the ONE COIN thats a sure thing where I can put my money in and walk away
but the more I read the more confused I am
this entire market is batshit insane and its starting to get to me

both of these are shitcoins delisted from chinese exchanges

>not even 2x since may
holy hell, you are a retard
I'm up 30k since july 28 (2050 total to start)

that one coin is LTC

well congrats you obviously have more luck than me
because this shit has nothing to do with skill or research whatsoever

also this.
OP probably just hodls his bitcoin instead of daytrading.
I made $4000 since may, which is obviously less than OP but i started with only $500

It's because you're trying to speculate and time the market -- you can't do that effectively unless you're on par with the likes of Buffett or are orchestrating insider trades. Just diversify your crypto, or go into actual index funds.

speculating got me to the 100k club, regulations will get me to the 1mm club.

I will tell u ure way to sucess. I mean it. Listen well :


Stop constantly reading forums, whitepapers and shit

Stop trying to figure out that ONE trade that will make u rich

stop seeking the ONE COIN

Stop expecting thats a sure

Stop expecting u can put my money in and walk away

stop more reading for now


Sounds stupid too simple, right?. But it's the best and most legit, spot on and wise set of advice u could ever get right now,.
handsdown.

Thank me later for my wisom.

so youre saying just chillax and hodl?
sounds like pretty decent advice actually

Just do nothing for now. Take a break for a week or so.

Later split your portfolio into about 10 pieces, on 10 coins approx, then just hodl.

But first of all, take a break. The infostorm in your head must clear up.

And btw maybe u wanna allow yourself to buy a portion of real physical gold. Gold chillaxes as fuck. And deep inside u know that as i can read between your words. Nothing can destroy gold.u never can lose everything when u own gold. Its a very nice psychological cuishon. It chillaxes as fuck. Even if u'd lose everything in crypto.

just board the ark and chill out

>...
Btw crypto chanes wont disappear in a week or 2 or 52... so chill out. U.need that right now.
Cheers

You're looking for the next ethereum type come up. That one is OmiseGo.

Otherwise, you'll have to jump between coins and work your way up.

yeah I already hodl a bit of physical gold
should probably buy more instead of going all in on this magic meme money

>You're looking for the next ethereum type come up. That one is OmiseGo.

already pretty heavy in OMG too lol

>crypto
>over 3 months
>less than 100% up
>brag
How are there still nocoiners on this board?

and?

excellent advice
gold does chillaxes as fuck

I'm just here for laughs and to shill VTSAX like a sensible adult who isn't poor.