Veeky Forums has ruined my life

Veeky Forums has ruined my life.

About a year ago I entered college. It was a new beginning for me. I learned to dress myself, lost 50 pounds, and by the end of the year I was an active member of many clubs. I even co-founded a movie club, and co-lead some backpacking trips in the outdoors club. My grades were better than ever.

But academics were not the reason I enrolled at that college. In high school, I met a girl who I have loved ever since. Typical “oneitis”. I was a loser in high school, and just barely managed to scrape by academically. Come senior year I knew she was going to attend a college across the country, she had her heart set on it. Maybe it was stupid but I followed, and played it off like it was a coincidence.
But once I got there I took on a life of my own. At times I barely even thought about her. She stayed with her high school boyfriend the first semester, so over time I almost gave up on her.

During that spring semester I first found Veeky Forums. I took the small savings I had from my work study job and started playing around with Crypto. Of course, during that time everything went up. I slowly grew a nice portfolio of savings.

Everything was going well, until she came back into my life.

Around that time I reconnected with my crush. She’d broken up with her old boyfriend over the break. We had a class together. One week she missed all classes – then, to my surprise, she messaged me. My heart skipped a beat. She said her grandmother had died, and she had flown back for the funeral. I agreed to let her copy my notes to catch up when she came back. I pretended to be sad too but really I was overjoyed. I sold off my ETH (big mistake in retrospect, but still made a profit), and bought myself some new clothes and cologne.

The day she came over to study, we ended up talking for a long time. She mentioned that her grandmother had some savings that were left for her. So now she had several thousand dollars she wanted to invest. Excited, I started telling her about cryptocurrency and Veeky Forums. She looked sort of confused but agreed to let me manage her savings (some ~$20k). She said I was always so smart an such a caring friend.

I decided to stay here (Oregon) over the summer. At this time I started to get more involved with Crypto than ever. Now I had $20k to work with. In May and June I was riding high, and even took some profit for myself. I started spending every day just browsing Veeky Forums trying to scope out the next big thing. I lived for the thrill of that moonshot. I started drinking lots of energy drinks and pulling all nighters watching the market.

For the fourth of July I planned a big camping trip and invited my crush along. It was gonna be a whole week and I had all that time to impress her.

Before I left I put it all in NAV, Golem, and Zcash.

and then everyone died. the end

Kill yourself larping cuck. You are doomed to be beta.

>For the fourth of July ... Before I left I put it all in NAV, Golem, and Zcash.
Looked at the prices. If you're still holding that NAV it might be okay, but if you didn't then it seems like I was right about the "then everyone died" part.

why would you ever pick 1) 3 little altcoins 2) for $20k of 3) someone else's money? I've marked the three parts you went wrong there.

this is idiotic. stacie would have just bought a new car

It was shaping up to be a great trip but on the 4th, when launching off some fireworks, I decided to show off and hold the mortar in my hands. I held it upwards in the air and some embers flew off and down onto my head. A bunch of my hair got burnt and I got a permanent scar on my eyelids. And not a cool scar, a shitty one that makes me look like I have a lazy eye.

When I got back from the trip, my portfolio was a sea of red. I’d lost almost a third of its value. I grabbed a trashcan and threw up. I decided my best option was to hold – I didn’t want to be the “buy high sell low” biz meme.

I held until the end of July, but it was too much. At that point I had halved my crush’s inheritance. Whenever she asked about it I told her it was going really well. Every lie I told a little piece of me died.

I started to daytrade again, even worse than before. I’d get drunk, and try to work my magic, but I couldn’t get it back. I took up chain smoking cigrettes to keep myself awake. I figured I’d put half of the money in ETH as a safe bet but that went nowhere but down. I tried to get on board the NEO train but I ended up buying at the top. Meanwhile, the money I put aside for day trading was eaten up by fees and poor decisions.

In late August I met with my crush for coffee. I thought it was a date but she just wanted to hear about the investments. She said I didn’t sound healthy, that I my eyes looked exhausted. At that point I ended up throwing up all over the floor and her shoes (I had stayed up all night and had a hangover). Once that was cleaned up she asked to actually see her investments. I assured her nothing was wrong and promised to give her back the money if she was worried. She politely said she wanted it back.

You are a fucking idiot, man.

>that whole post
JUST levels are off the charts

Is this story real?

post proof

I really hope this is larping and someone isn't actually this stupid. If it's not OP don't blame Veeky Forums for you being retarded, never invest money for someone else, and never invest money in crypto that you can't afford to lose.

wew lad

nice

GET KEKED FAGGOT LMAO

I wonder how this thread will turn into DGB shilling

Press S

Guys like you is why I have a few hundred eth

My collection is growing.

I ask myself the same question. Sometimes I really contemplate whether or not I accidentally died in a hiking accident and I'm actually in hell or limbo.

Around that time my parents wired me the money to pay for my rent and tuition. You guessed it - $20k. My parents are not particularly well off so I always feel guilty about taking their money.

I took the 20k my parents wired me and combined it with the leftover 3k so it looked like I’d delivered a return on investment. I cleaned myself up, put on my best clothes and some nice cologne, and went to meet my crush. This was it. When she saw what I’d done she’d definitely kiss me. Maybe we’d order drinks and go home together. Everything I’d done, however painful or stupid, had brought me to this point, to this one chance.

We met again and I transferred the cash to her account. She told me I was looking better, complimented me on how thin I'd gotten. When I showed her the money she was so impressed. She told me: “Just wait until my boyfriend hears about this! You should meet him, user. He’s a finance major, you could talk to him about this stuff!”

It’s been a week since then Veeky Forums. I just went straight home and haven't showered or changed my clothes since. I don’t have the money to pay next month’s rent. I haven’t been going to classes and the university will probably unenroll me when I’m too late on paying tuition. I’ve just been sitting around chain-smoking and drinking energy drinks and browsing Veeky Forums. I haven’t talked to anyone or eaten anything in days.

What do I do? I have about $200 left, but I can go without groceries. I’m thinking of going all in on this one coin called digibyte. It's flown beneath most people's radar, but I read the white paper and it seems like the only thing that could save my portfolio.

Pls be real

>When I showed her the money she was so impressed. She told me: “Just wait until my boyfriend hears about this

F

>I’m thinking of going all in on this one coin called digibyte. It's flown beneath most people's radar, but I read the white paper and it seems like the only thing that could save my portfolio.

Lmao larper great story tho

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You had me until digibyte

Perfectly overdone to reveal the LARP. This is how you do it folks

>all these newfags not knowing this copypasta

This story cannot be real. I'm not even sure that a very skilled trader would have been able to lose money if he wanted it with the market we had in the past 6 months.

Buy GNT/OMG right now. Conference tomorrow is going to moon both.

yeah, DGB is totally under the radar, especially if you been doing this for that long.

Id say go all in, DGB is not a shit coin, its fast, and people who actually use crypto use dgb to transfer across exchanges. why? well theres a few reasons.

4/10

Every once in a while a story with a sad ending is still a good story.

BUT NOT THE CASE WITH THIS ONE. don't give up your day job OP.

TIL you shouldn't trade with someone else's fucking money.
Duh.

Well played m8

Go back home to your parents and try to convince them to invest in cryptos.

More specifically OP you should trade for them. Just do the opposite this time. Easy as that! ;D

fucking called it

Why are they making threads like this? "Hey Veeky Forums, I'm a goddamn idiot at investing and ruined my life, and I have a secret tip for you: buy DGB!"

Like, if I believed the story in the first place, why the fuck would I trust OP's advice? Sounds like a perfect way for my life to get ruined.

9/10 cool story almost believed you

Send me the $200. I will buy a plane ticket to Oregon and beat the fuck out of you.

I just Bought hash mining Contracts and will make all of my money back in 130 days. I'm 20% ROI as of today. (30 Days)

I know I'm mussing out on moon missions but I'm also not missing out on posting pink wojaks.

i laughed, user. good story.

Have you thought about a Personal Bank Loan?Do you have a Job? My bank can Lend me $10K for 250 a month.

It would take alot of trading to make that money back. I lost $500 trading, but I'm making 5% at a time, just in and out and getting out.

dear diary

fuck outta here

All in in DGB, you will have $20k back in no time.

Stupid newfags making serious replies

>I’m thinking of going all in on this one coin called digibyte.

Yeah dude, it's got a great revenue model - minecraft server that like 16 people use per day. You'll make millions and that cunt of a girl will come flocking back to you, crying for your seed.

lmfao you had me until digibyte

t. 400k DGB hodler

I was going to recommend telling your parents you got a drug habit but I see you walked the digibyte dinosaur instead.

FAKE although ebin copy pasta

An instant classic

>people think your story is shit
>make a digibyte shill so ending so no one can criticize you anymore for anything but your coin choices
good work

>What do I do? I have about $200 left, but I can go without groceries. I’m thinking of going all in on this one coin called digibyte. It's flown beneath most people's radar, but I read the white paper and it seems like the only thing that could save my portfolio.
I'm glad this is satire, I was starting to feel bad for you.

Enjoy your time in the gutter, fatso.