Guys. I live in florida. I'm scared

Don't be a pussy.

You're fine.

Fucking faggot, just like the people who have weak hands here.

Nothing is going to happen.

I grew up in Florida.

Fucking bullshit.

South Florida man here.. Not worried about got damn thing!

The little barrier islands did their job, got fucked, and now I'm afraid the parts that voted against trump will get rekt. The whole South Eastern coast will now pay for going against GOD

Why would anyone send you money when you'll be dead in no time

OP pls update when you're dead

Will do.

He should be sending us his coins since he won't be needing them anymore.

Don't be a pussy and leave. You gotta go down with the ship or at least fight it out.

pray to money skeleton for good bones and calcium

unironically supporting a piece of shit who would fuck you in the ass for his own personal gain in a nanosecond

trump supporters are truly the biggest cucks

Fuck Florida.

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Kill yourselves, jesus. You all should have known that it was rigged for ((them)) and no choice is the correct choice which is why I stayed home that day and wanked one off as a nice fuck you to the fake election.

If I were you OP, I would have already fled. I would say man up but Irma is a cat 5 and is no joke. You're kind of fucked. You really dont have the money to fly out?

I guess you have to hunker down, then. Prepare yourself right and you should be ok. But prepare.

Sent. ;)

lol yer gonna die

Same--unless OP lives in a shitty trailer or something he'll be fine. All these things ever are is rain if they even hit at all.

Any FL bros ever profit off the hurricanes?

A longass time ago back when I worked in tech support, they were paying double for any hours worked hurricane day. So I worked the entire 24 hours (minus mandatory lunches). Made (at the time) bank.

I have a conference on tuesday in Orlando, you guys think it will be safe to travel there?

Everyone will die one day. Your day is just coming a lot sooner than the rest of Veeky Forums.

Absolutely. You'll be fine.

What type of wallet address is that?

send me your BTC

Fuck Florida.

May the seagulls feast upon every dead bloated corpse.

Ethereum

>I want the niggers and spics to die

Well you won't be getting anything from this spic user, have fun dying poor faggot.

If you're a white boy the only thing you have of value to offer to the roving gangs of brown people next week will be your virgin asshole. Just be a bitch for the biggest guy there and he'll take care of you until the national guard finally makes it south in october

dude you're gonna die and you're begging. how about you give us what you got, we'll at least be alive.

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I kind of want to put my car ina position to get flooded so I can cash in on the insurance =-)

I agree but at least he's funny. Hillary is just shit.

I voted for trump because of his campaign meme promises and so far he has delivered

>>florida is 90% empty
It's not actually, I'm in Miami and MOST people are stuck here. There's no gas to leave with and the roads are backed up anyways. The vast majority of soflo can't leave and is basically fucked. Here's hoping my house doesn't flatten...
You can't leave. There's no gas to leave and with the traffic, you'd end up caught int he middle of the hurricane on the open road in some shitty car. That's a terrible fucking idea.
>all these edgy faggots
You have to be 18 to post here, you know

It's always nice to see natural selection at work.

If your job is willing to fire you over leaving to save your own life, you don't need them, fire them first.

This is God's punishment for voting for Trump

I think boat evacuation would be the smartest and coolest way to evacuate. Round up 5 or 6 of the hottest model girls, my dog, and party it up in the gulf for a day.

Of course, I'd need a boat and some fuel.

Hopefully next year my crypto gains will afford me such!

Explainable weather events keeps hitting Florida on a consistent basis. Somehow this is related to the magic skydaddy.

k.

>too poor to fly out
Even if you had the money, you probably wouldn't fly out. I did, and it was already too late; all flights were booked.
Unless if you were seriously rich and could afford to leave at the first early sign of bad news, you wouldn't book out in time.

retard

its related to earthly memedaddy

It's the price you pay for living in otherwise such nice climate. Life in Finland is misery. Last "Summer" only 1 day it was warmer than 25 C. Now it's already Fall. There's too little energy in our cold climate for proper storms to ever develop.

Fuck man. I want to move to Finland. That's perfect weather. Can't handle heat for shit. That's what I get for growing up in the Baltics.

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(You)

this, been here for 35 years. Hurricanes just mean you have a couple days without work to drink been and bbq

its a cat 5 now but hurricanes never remain cat 5 for long, they disorganize at some point from the winds being that fast. That is why all forecasts show this being no stronger than a 4 when it actually hits Fl...which is really no big deal. I was through a direct hit from charlie which was a 4, and owned a waterfront mobile home which had minimal damage.

What the fuck? No gas to leave?

I thought you were the capitalist hell. Why didn't they set the price to $100 a gallon, instead of running out?

>beer

RIP

get this fucking pol shit out of here, i hope you die in the hurricane

Nice just bought 100k!

did you forget bush? i haven't, fuck you guys, you single handedly ruined this country beyond any point of saving lmao

miami here. god is finally putting this place out of its misery

Can you livestream?

Tropical areas are meant for R selected societies. If you are white, why are you living there? Afraid of the cold?

How is btc going to help you faggot? Most normal people, people with money unlike faggot you, are storming airports to get out. So you can't get a flight anyways.

I hope you stay safe. But begging for bitcoin on here just makes you a faggot, you faggot

you live right by the yacht club, close to NW 7th and 12th ave? iif u survive ill stop by for a shot.

Use a bike, surely you'll have the cars beat if they're currently al backed up. You obviously won't get too far though without getting rekt.

>I cant evacuate because there are only like 4 roads leading out of florida
>FEMA camp in every county in Florida
>only 4 roads leading out....
>4 roads

Wouldn't a nigger steal your bike? I've never been to America sorry

no you fucking idiot, america is nothing like Veeky Forums makes it sound

most states including florida have anti-gouging laws. so instead of getting gas priced at $5/gal, we get nothing priced at $2.86/gal because people buy more than they need.

same for water. The smart people already bought up all the water and gas early so they can resell at twice the price on the street. im not sure if its legal but just goes to show these laws hurt more than they help

fucking cubans have hurricanes every year or some shit
just google how to secure house from hurricane and get ready

put tape on windows on a X
you'll probably end up without light so dont leave stinky shit in the fridge unless you ant to eat it, get some provisions
eehm, gl with the gringo plywood houses

Go outside and ride that mofo hurricane on a fucking table

I miss Florida :(

Wish I was down there with u bro

Cat 5?

Luckily I have a nice safe room. I'll probably just play some mega man games, watch porn, drink beer, and Jackoff while the storm passes over.

Hope my neighbors don't bother me. I'm a lone wolf! I also am not much for helping to clean shit up. I'll probably just chill by the pool afterwards or float around my house on a raft

.001 bitcoins OP doesn't even live in florida

>coinbase
>digital currency group
>larry summers
>treasury secretary for clinton

>implying your electricity is going to hold up

hope you have a generator

Boo hoo markets are getting more manipulated

better than having more taxes and shame for being a white man

I'll be playing on my phone with stratus controller with a battery powered phone charger. It's gonna be dope.

Let's all hope the storm obliterates South Florida shanty towns the hardest and whittles down the Democucks further

you fucking retard, guess what candidate florida elected,

>this level of social engineering

the good one

not the woman who wanted to tax and outlaw white people

just so everyone is aware: there are not only 4 roads leading out of florida.. there are literally hundreds. none of them are even considered "backroads" either. OP is lying to get money from us

Most of Florida is non-white, they're irrelevant

It is true. My GPS says I could be in New Orleans by 1pm tomorrow. There's some traffic but it's not completely jammed.

t. lives in the countryside

Fuck off OP. I live in SFlo and im not even worried about this shit. The media has all the cucks panicking because of what happened in texas.

People in third world tiny islands survived this thing at its worst, its not gonna do shit to us. I live right by the beach and not even leaving. If you live in trailer or shithole stay at a shelter or school.

I dunno why people are being so intense about water; its pretty hard for it to get cut.
Gas is scarce but easy to find if you're trying. Just get gas at night or first thing in the morning. If you wanna run away, leave at midnight and the roads will be empty.

well if you're poor you don't own much so no big loss. and if you do it's all shit tier so still no big loss. so build a raft out of your ikea bookshelves and you'll be ok user

People don't realize that Florida shakes water off

Texas is different, like a basin, and isn't used to that kind of rainfall

I doubt OP was of voting age in 2000.