What's the most significant event in the entirety of the world?

Oh shit, i didnt know you knew how to work the internet, kimmy. Congrats on coming out of your hiding hole for the first time.

Bit of advice, I'd cool down on the nuclear threats, we're about to shit bomb your bunker.

neolithic revolution, and by god i swear this was the point after it all went down

Ww2

Noah and the ark

The discovery of alcohol.

By definition, the first event that ever happened.

The end of the Bretton Wood system

Was about to say this

Who is this great magician, who makes grass green?

On April 19, 1943, Hofmann performed a self-experiment to determine the true effects of LSD, intentionally ingesting 0.25 milligrams (250 micrograms) of the substance, an amount he predicted to be a threshold dose (an actual threshold dose is 20 micrograms).[8] Less than an hour later, Hofmann experienced sudden and intense changes in perception. He asked his laboratory assistant to escort him home and, as use of motor vehicles was prohibited because of wartime restrictions, they had to make the journey on a bicycle. On the way, Hofmann's condition rapidly deteriorated as he struggled with feelings of anxiety, alternating in his beliefs that the next-door neighbor was a malevolent witch, that he was going insane, and that the LSD had poisoned him. When the house doctor arrived, however, he could detect no physical abnormalities, save for a pair of incredibly dilated pupils. Hofmann was reassured, and soon his terror began to give way to a sense of good fortune and enjoyment, as he later wrote...

"... Little by little I could begin to enjoy the unprecedented colors and plays of shapes that persisted behind my closed eyes. Kaleidoscopic, fantastic images surged in on me, alternating, variegated, opening and then closing themselves in circles and spirals, exploding in colored fountains, rearranging and hybridizing themselves in constant flux ..."

That one time I dipped a bigmac into sauce

The creation of Rick & Morty

The first bunch of people to realize that you can grow edible plants and decided to just settle down some place where it was easy to grow things

the neolithic revolution

The formation of the Galactic Republic and the foundation of the Jedi Order

I dunno, formation of the solar system?
I'd rank that pretty high up.
That's a dumb answer though.
Communication is a petty big deal.

Mt. Toba Explosion.

And the most important battle is either Tours or Talas River.

Bugs...

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The discovery of fire

The future impeachment of Drumpf and the coming genocide of wh*tes

Unironically the domestication of dogs.
We H. Sapiens owe them our very existence.

pbs.org/wgbh/nova/next/evolution/wolf-human-alliance-may-have-finished-off-the-neanderthals/

American revolution

Bugs...

the first brewing of beer, which was important because it meant we as humanity had more grain than we could eat and didn't want it to go to waste

Creation of artificial intelligence. If it isn't the most significant now, it will be soon.

Perhaps it's cliche but I'm going to say the development of farming. It led to permanent settlements and a surplus of food which led to cities which let to societal stratification... our modern world owes its very existence to it. Without it, or world would look very different. That or writing and the recording of information.

AMEN

How would a new hallucinogen be so important to society? Is this a joke or something I'm not aware of?

The first world war

Agriculture.
Followed by the settling of the first city.

>What's the most significant event in the entirety of the world?

In recorded human history (last 3000 years) - I'd say the writing of the pentateuch.

youtube.com/watch?v=KDLldRqEW3c

isnt that rabbit banned? I got banned for using it as an OP pic. mods are literally asleep

Thought you were referring to the beginning of the agricultural shift.

i'd say thats an effect rather than a cause, the cause being invention of agriculture and an infrastructure that can collect and distribute excess surpluses of grain

Life and death of Jesus of Nazareth

*Life and death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth

It was a central element to America's 1960es culture, which is responsible for all the cool music and no-brains boomers we have running around

Bugs...

It is but I guess the thread had minimal bugs...posters so they allowed it

The invention of glasses.

Caused the entire scientific revolution desu.
>microscopes
>improved literacy

Jesus resurrection