>ITT: Ironic Deaths
Ironic Deaths
Jose Long
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Colton Allen
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James Long
> tfw Stalin didn't record Yagoda's and Yezhov's executions on camera for future generations
Elijah Rivera
It was rumored that at Yagoda's trial, he denounced the court and said that Stalin would never allow him, his loyal supporter, to come to any harm, or be ousted from the party. Then, from the next room window, behind a thin, Asian curtain, on the second floor, a match could be seen struck, and the outline of it lighting a pipe was visible.
Charles Nguyen
Albert Camus died in a car crash
In his pockets were train tickets he was supposed to use that day, but his editor offered him a ride
Apparently, Camus once said that the worse, most senseless way to die is in a car crash
Parker Sullivan
no proof for that, it was also rumored that Yezhov's was beaten to death by Beria
Evan Baker
FOR YOU I BUILT TWO GREAT CANALS
William Young
>spends his whole career saving the Soviet Union
>gets killed by the guy who would destroy it
JUST
Cameron Sanchez
Lol that was stalin, he was so based
Jordan Sanders
>spends his whole career saving the Soviet Union
Hunter Sanchez
5 kernels of corn have been deposited in your account
William Martin
>rape children, get expelled out of the Nazi party for being a sociopath
>invited back, get selected to lead a special group of the Waffen SS
>sole purpose is to terrorize civilians
>rape, murder and slaughter Poles during the Warsaw Uprising
>allegedly have your own troops plot to frag you because of how inhumane you are
fast forward to 1945
>defeat imminent, escape towards the western allies; fuck spending 20 years in a gulag
>get captured by the French, put in a jail
>"huh, this isnt so bad"
>Polish guards walk in, proceed to beat him to death
Cameron Davis
who is this guy?
Julian Adams
en.m.wikipedia.org
the ultimate edgelord
Noah Martinez
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Liam Gutierrez
>cryied like a bitch before execution,he was begging so hard they had to gag him
Dominic Powell
did nothing wrong
Brandon Long
>be called the 'Scourge of God'
>die of nosebleed
???
Christian Taylor
What you would get if /pol/ were ever to form its own army.
Adrian Evans
unbearable.
Chase Taylor
Don't forget
>pedo rapist
Parker Scott
there are no proofs of this, it's all revisionist slander
Anthony Sullivan
did nothing*