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in a way, ISIS has the right idea

Give Shia parts of Iraq to Iran, Sunni Arab parts to Syria.

Partition Turkey and sow the land with salt.

Nuke Saudi Arabia, UAE, and Kuwait.

Give Lebanon to Syria.

Destroy Hashemites and give the land to Israel.

Establish a new turkish empire over everything from Iraq to Lebanon and Jordan to syria. Let iran be iran and sauids be saudis. Let india deal with pakistan and secure a major UN base that can deploy troops of combined global forces to Iran within seconds if need be.

Other than that, stay the fuck out of the middle east. They want nothing to do with the west as far as governing and war effort goes. They only want money and weapons. Let Turkey take back some of its empire, they've proved to be more than friendly with the west ans deserve a reward.

Gun control.

Problem solved.

Isolate the region with a wall, triple layers of barbed wire, military posts, cut all communications and supply lines via planes and ships, and let them figure it out themselves.

So... Arkham City, essentially?

This is how you fix the middle east.

You take the leaders of every single nation, party what have you. You get every single member from leader to the shit cleaners. You line them up.

You start at the top with a loaded gun, you ask the first leader, are you willing to work with the man next to you to work for peace and stability for everyone. If he says no, you shoot him. You rinse and repeat until you have some people actually willing to work for a stable state and not trying to get one over the other.

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*Drains their oil*
Done

delet it

Kick Turkey out of NATO and orchestrate a civil war in Turkey to remove Erdogan from power (Greece can use this time to prove they're not a failed state by annexing Istanbul).

Unite all the Kurdish regions into a new Kurdistan state.

Nuke Mecca, Riyadh and Medina, and destroy all oil reserves in KSA.

Re-establish a "United Arab Republic" with Egypt, Jordan, Lebanon, Syria, Iraq, Kuwait and the Palestinian territories (original borders). Have them rule over the former territory of the now defunct KSA.

Remove sanctions from Iran and try to push it into becoming a modern, non-theocratic, State through economic incentives.

The Onion came up with the best solution
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Remove kike

All problem solved

Repeat after me.

Nuclear. Bombing.

Thought you'd never ask.

fixed it

As soon as the last drop of oil is extracted (from Arabia), let Iran take over.

and then while the civilian and extremeist led populations say "you are a slave to the imperial west" and start a revolution. Then syria gets engulfed in a civil war after the entire region has mass protests

Are you stupid? There are already many separatists groups in MENA countries and this somehow will be resolved by a single muslim state?

Divide it along ethnic lines.

do you have a world map of this?

Draw new borders that ethnically make sense.
Force Israel to adopt a 2 state solution with a continuous territory for both of the states.
Actually start the fight against terrorism( that includes the terrorists and anyone backing them)

They need to be liberated from their authoritarian dictatorships and slowly implement free market policies under limited government.

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Dog Bless.

Remove Israel
Create an internationally protected and secular Kingdom of Jerusalem

>Partition Turkey and sow the land with salt.

good post

fixed

Saudi Arabia is actually undertaking massive liberalisation of the economy at the moment, essentially up to this point they have been almost communist in a way, essentially everything was run and paid for by the government with their oil money. Since the price of oil dropped and with the world trying to move away from fossil fuels they can see the writing on the wall for their oil based economy. They are holding massive privatisations of state assets.

This is the only way to solve the problems in the middle east.

יישר כח

One hell of a dilemma

>have a bunch of hajis at each others throat 24/7 that send people to outbreed you in your own country
or
>a country full of heebs with their fingers in your and your neighbors pie while guilting you to give them money

Semitic people need to be removed period

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Remove Israel.

Lol this retard still thinks this is about oil.

Give as much land as possible to the christians and leave the mudslimes to themselves

>Israel just outside the blast
/pol/ really ruined me.

>implying that will ever happen
You jew pussies still cant do shit even with nukes.

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