WW2 conspiracies

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Soviet Union secret axis ally

>Icebreaker
It's not WWII it's before WWII. The icebreaker theory says that Stalin helped Hitler take over Germany (by supressing German communist parties) to basically wreck havoc and make way for the second attempt at worldwide revolution. Basically referse Lenin in 1916. I don't know how much of this is true.

>Beria killed Stalin
He bragged about it but it's not very likely. He did however ensured that he died. Stalin could've been saved perhaps but all people who were present at that day basically let him die. Beria said he gave Stalin some poison that clogged his veins but I think if that were true he would've chosen something better.

It wasn't so secret desu. More or less as close as USSR was to western democracies after 1941.

Finns caused WW2

Part of that theory still claims that Stalin wanted to attack on like 13. July or something

Terribly interesting to see how the USSR would've reacted if operation Pike was executed.

Would they have kept their alliance with Nazi Germany?
Would WWII be a war fought between 3 factions instead of 2?

Von Ribbentrop was execute for talking about the secret part of the pact (this is true tho, he was even hanged first)

I personally think that Reinhard Gehlen fed the post war US false information regarding the true progress of the Soviet Missile program. He exaggerated the number and range of the missiles and told the US to bulk up on their supply of missiles as well. After the fall of the iron curtain, many of the Soviet documents showed that the USSR's military capacity was nowhere near what he was telling the US.
The guy single-handedly faked the cold war.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinhard_Gehlen?wprov=sfla1

Yeah it's also in Suvorov's book but honestly I never cared for this. We knows Stalin had big plans for the rest of Europe and whether or not he wanted to attack Hitler in Summer of 1941 is just academic to meand not very interesting. Doesn't make either side look better or worse.

Keep in mind, that for a long time his organization was the only eyes and ears of the CIA in the Soviet Bloc, and then became the intelligence agency of West Germany

>Charlemagne never existed
and/or
>Phantom time hypothesis
>Fomenko's New Chronology
or
>Civilization is only 1000 years old
>Great Tartary

I guess these would go into Jaded or Hardcore

Faked moon landing
Just above moon base

The world really was black and white before color television. People would dream in monochrome before it came about.

>faked moon landing
>WW2 conspiracies
I know reading is for fags, right?

Stalin was going to invade the whole Europe

Pearl harbor was an inside job
Atomic bombs hoax

>Atomic bombs hoax
This

No radiation levels found
The black rain was common after fire bombing
The "atomic bombs" had the same destructive power as a raid by 100 B29

Half of Europe.
The other perhaps around 1953 when he got his hands on the hydrogen bomb.

Is level two meant to have more believable theories than level one?

>hitler having one ball
>that guy
'Itler, e's only got one ball, the other, he left in albert hall
Is literally the only thing anyone hears when they hear the colonel bogey march.

>Patton Assasinated
That's not even a conspiracy theory anymore.

There's no hard evidence just "this makes sense" evidence like Sikorski's death.

MacArthur was a good general is a pretty big one, I've never actually seen any evidence of its truth

Jews did Pearl Harbour

Danzig Massacre

Polish Bolsheviks*

>Danzig Massacre

The fact that this normally Polish city is called by its second German name in the context of WWII should be enough of an indication that this conspiracy is all wrong. In fact neonazis chose single WORST city for this hoax as it was over 90% German, officially neutral, Poles had maybe two buildings there and were very often persecuted and the mayor was later even charged with war crimes.

>Hitler was Mussolini's puppet
>Stalingrad was a hoax
>Finnish snipers assassinated Hitler in 1942
>Bulgaria saved the jews for future favors from international jews/Israel
>Herschel Grynszpan survived the Holocaust
>UK was neutral until 1943. The Blitz was a hoax and Britain only joined the Allies when it was certain the Axis would lose

...

Many people still dream in monchrome. It has nothing to do with TV.


Also TV isn't as big a deal as it seems. Puppet shows, plays, newsreaders, this shit all existed.

Stalin was planning another Holocaust and a massive purge as part of the Doctor's Plot. Beria poisoned him to stop this from happening.

Beria (and others but mainly Beria and cowardly guards) just allowed Stalin to die. Beria claimed that he poisoned him but why didn't he choose something more effective than whatever he said he did so that Stalin would get a stroke.

How can people argue that Stalin died in 1941 when there are pictures and records of him later

>Gliewicz Massacre was real
>Holocaust faked by Nazis
>Roosevelt could walk
>A-Bombs faked
>Australian-Japanese Secret Pact
>Jews did Singapore
>Belgium shot first

this, hitler having one bollock is a very common meme in britbongistan
definitely shouldn't be level 3

Jewish Bolshevism isn't a conspiracy. An unsettling percentage of the Bolsheviks were Jews. Not that their practices had anything to do with Judaism, I'm just talking about ethnic Jews.

>mfw Latvians joined the Bolsheviks at 10 times the rate Jews did yet (((they))) take the blame

Which is the cause of the massive Jew hunting after WW 2 by Uncle Joe, the paranoid fuck. He even used Nazi propaganda.

>An unsettling percentage of the Bolsheviks were Jews
Whole 7%?

>Jewish Bolshevism isn't a conspiracy theory
>A conspiracy theory is an explanation of an event or situation that invokes an unwarranted conspiracy generally one involving an illegal or harmful act carried out by government or other powerful actors. Conspiracy theories often produce hypotheses that contradict the prevailing understanding of history or simple facts.
It fits, there is no reason to think Jews ever had decisive power over the USSR or even collaborating. You gonna need some serious mental gymnastics to explain how did an antisemite ended on the throne after Lenin or why did the Jews kept murdering each other.

An even higher proportion of the Mensheviks were Jews

A huge portion of German Communists were Judaic, first and foremost Rosa Luxemburg. No USSR leader or any other of the top party men were, except Trotski.

>German communist
>Bolsheviks

youtube.com/watch?v=r5X8qDDMC-o

This
Also note that the SU fits almost none of the hallmarks of cultural Marxism:
-sodomy was outlawed
-affirmative action was scrapped early on
-nothing even close to sex allowed in the media
-opposition to nuclear family abandoned early on

And I said they were Bolsheviks where? The Bol/Men division is USSR specific.

There is no such thing as cultural Marxism, other than a Nazi's conspiracy theory.

reminder that "cultural marxism" is marxist term for non-marxist thing that claims to be one

Herman Goering escaped prison and died in 1980.

There: >Jewish Bolshevism isn't a conspiracy

Or did you switched goalposts and instead of Bolsheviks you started to talk abou

To be fair, this shit was pushed by Trotski in the 20s. But it was soon abandoned, as it turned out to be a fucking catastrophe.

Initially it was a Nazi propaganda term about Jewish Communism. But you are right.

...t Liebknecht and his band?

>jewish bolshevism isn't a thing

Communism did not inhale nationalistic tendencies until the early 60's. The very idea that you would have a nationality could get you shot in some places. You were a prole and that's it.

Get your shit straight. Correct meaning of the term "Cultural marxism" is critique of capitalist culture that accuses it of being alienated from common man and turned into a commodity.

>The whole war was orchestrated by Czechs so they could kick out Germans from Sudetenlands.

And every Marxist worth his salt criticized the Frankfurt School for being a bunch of milquetoast pussies. A true socialist would have the top 10 bankers on the planet strung upside down and bled. Slowly.

Almost, Beneš master plan is theory that Beneš accepted Munich because he knew that ww2 is goign to happen and that Krauts will loose it, so he "started" the war to punish the Europe for not heping him in 1938.

>If Soviets had not have Patton stopped before Prague, it would've worked out perfectly

Cucktton protected the G*rms from the justice, American invasion of Czechoslovakia was a mistake

The joke is that the theories become more obscure and less likely the further down the iceberg it goes

Cultural marxism sounds better than critical theory so I will keep using it. Fuck off.

I got a real spicy one for you:
Tito, the dictator of Yugoslavia, was actually Herman Goering. The fake Goering, the one who was executed in Nuremberg, was his body double.

I'll list a few:

>Die Glocke
>Germany was a buffer zone
>Germany as the second Roman Empire
>Himmler was the real Fuhrer
>The Holocaust was meant to break the Jehovah's Witnesses
>The Holocaust was for scientific purposes
>reverse aging experiments
>super soldiers
>sleep deprivation
>Hitler tried to kill God
>fascism was made to gather sacrifices to Satan
>the Nazis actually won

Everybody knows Tito is a bastard child of an Austro-Hungarian countess, and an Austrian spy that backfired and decided to build a proper country in the Balkans instead.

>planning your life with reference but not commitment to spooks

>fellow Central Committee-member Vladimir Dedijer stated in 1953 that he spoke "Serbo-Croatian ... Russian, Czech, Slovenian ... German (with a Viennese accent) ... understands and reads French and Italian ... [and] also speaks Kirghiz.
>Viennese accent
This checks out. Also, why the fug did he know Kirghiz, a Central Asian language?

BZZT

It's the cultural effect of capitalism. Media that is called cultural marxism is always looking to get the biggest audience and the most advertisers.

It may well be an attempt to influence culture, but it's done by those who are already massively wealthy.

Well, I never mentioned who his father was, haven't I? Not that anybody would know that user. ;)

>There was only one Stalin
Oh sweetie...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_decoy#Joseph_Stalin.2F.22Rashid.22.2FFelix_Dadaev_.281940s.E2.80.9350s.29

Wait, I think I already know. Tito was a pawn in the global Turan/Zoroastrian conspiracy wasn't he?

The entire war was engineered to create a market for pregnant Anne Frank porn

>Beneš master plan

can someone please elaborate on this?
cause it all went to shit for him/Czechoslovakia in the end

Best theory.

DIE EWIGE BASED DRAWFAG

Seriously though, that theory doesn't make any sense because he won't even let us pay him for more.

Based Tito/Goering

Get wellaware1 on the phone, have him do a biometric match on this one

>WW2 never ended

What if Anne Frank actually became pregnant and gave birth while in hiding? Would it even be possible for her father to cover that up?

>British using witch spells to curse Nazi invasion
>Nazi magic in Wewelsburg
>Leningrad intentionally harmed by Stalin
>Aliens causing 1942 battle of Los Angeles
>Hitler as a puppet of American Jews

>Hitler was a puppet of Wilhelm II
>Churchill never existed
>France lost the Ardennes offensive on purpose
>Japan was neutral for the entire war

How about Bormann's escape from Berlin?

>How many levels of conspiracy are you on senpai?

>implying wwII have happened

>>Hitler as a puppet of American Jews
But it is true.

Explain the civilians that died from radiation?

>Great Tartary
I've heard about the others, but what is this?

The painful and toxic birth of anime

Apparently it was the first conceptualization and industrial movement that led to what is now the Cheesecake Factory