Ways to Spot A Crypto Normie

>Uses words like "Coinbase" and "Ethereum".
>Can't HODL for more than 24 hours.
>Has never downloaded a single wallet to keep their coins offline.

Please share any other ways you feel are good for spotting crypto normies

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I once downloaded a wallet and gave someone my private key for them to give me more bags but they just took all of my bags.

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Any significant reason not to use MEW?

>>wat matters is marketcap

They like to mouth this often when u argue that a coin cant moon further either because of supply or token price

stop spamming your video

> why are the fees to trade on gemini so high?

>uses Veeky Forums to talk about crypto
>implies that holding at the absolute top is a good action

Plot twist.. you are the dumb normie

my brothers girlfriend cannot even pronounce ethereum
she told me she was "Watching it" and it "went up 25$!!"
This was last week at 400$~. lmao

ah another dumb normie who thinks he knows but doesnt

do you know how to calculate market cap?

its not mine its for a friend!!!!

>Uses terms like 'crypto normie'.

>dosn't know what a short is
>has never heard of leverage
>visibly confused if you mention anything other than BTC or ETH

They consider a 10% daily rise "mooning".. They also still use Coinbase.

Holds ark

You're literally handing them your wallet credentials every time you use it. It's fucking retarded (You can't be sure of their security practices, and any rogue developer or technical operator could potentially steal all the eth, or parts to avoid suspicion and a hard charge back like they did back then). I'm not excused either buy my stake in Eth is 2 eth, which is nothing in my portfolio, but if it was a considerable amount I'd definitely consider a local wallet.

Uhhhh except this is actually important?

I'd say a normie would buy some shit coin like Ripple and be like "the price is so low! It's going to go from cents to thousands of dollars some day -- just like le Bitcoin!"

oh fuck

target destroyed

my buddy at work keeps all his shit in exchanges but he has twice the gains as me... I keep telling him to put his shit in a wallet. I don't want him to lose when he's doing so well. :(

>>Uses words like "Coinbase" and "Ethereum".
>>Can't HODL for more than 24 hours.
>>Has never downloaded a single wallet to keep their coins offline.
it not normies, it daytraders

The ultimate normie giveaway (unfortunately makes up for 90% of this board):

>being emotionally attached to a coin
>muh NEO vs. muh OMG vs. muh QTUM

Niggas you are supposed to flip that shit, not marry!
Now please hold my digibags for a second...

go fuck yourself, i use coinbase despite their ass blasting fees because gemini can go fuck themselves with month long authorization, and requiring SSN, and kraken is a scam

>revealing your true identity
>exposing yourself to be a crypto normie

Enjoy your SSN being sold to dirty pajeets, or getting stolen by some super asian

>Ways to Spot A Crypto Normie
>Has never downloaded a single wallet to keep their coins offline.

Crypto normies also think coins are ever stored offline

how is Kraken a scam?

I trust Coinbase more than the US fucking government. I put my precious in the vault there and forget about it

Coins are actually always stored online. A wallet is just a key you use to access them, so in a way the normie is right, but not in the way he thinks.

"Tell me which coins are going to 10x in the next ______"

i haven't traded anything since August 20th only because I'm too lazy to log in

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