Anyone else here still a virgin?

All this is how you lose your virginity. Man the fuck up and DO it , initiate.

I really like this Business & Finance thread

Hows that even possible? I'd probably blow the instant she made skin contact with me

just go to a strip club then. there's no way anyone's gonna put up with a 32 year old who can't even handle the sight of some tit.

I tried already. But when the semester finals come and i got two final phases in the semester I can´t fap a month when I´m sitting at home for one month an learning every day

fuck user, same here

>went to party
>found drunk girl
>we go up to room to fuck
>my dick doesnt get hard

5 years later and havent touched a girl since

It just happens some times you were probably nervous and even if your cock doesn't work you can still likki

lost my virginty at 14 had a normie life, then it went down hill at 24. but shagged aload of whores though. life is suffering m8. I don't there is any shame in just getting a classy escort to get it over with

When I was 16/17 (before my cock once let me alone) I literally tried to get every pussy and got a lot of girls who kissed and touched my dick blabla but didn´t want to fuck. But since the day of a slaggy penis I don´t feel the urge to get any women because my brain always thinks "u won´t fuck her anyway" and thats super disappointing

I don't want an STD.

Just the thought of going to one of those places gives me horrible anxiety.

I've been in your shoes. It crushed my confidence for YEARS. I'm telling you thickheaded inbred faggots. You are porn addicts. Stop viewing porn and your dick will work. I'm trying to save you the years of mental anguish and low confidence I went through because of this.

I was 28 when I popped my cherry for everything with a escort:
1st kiss
1st boob touch
1st feetsuck
1st cunnilingus
1st fuck
1st princess carry (that shit is cash)
1st duo shower

>Just the thought of going to one of those places gives me horrible anxiety.

just sit quietly and watch. nobody will fucking care.

same but I got a bj from a guy one time

yeah actually you are completely right but I had the experience with two girls before, that their pussies smelled like a rotten fish and always when i think about it when I´m making out with a girl it´s killing the impulse to have sex

Work out/Do cardio, get a job. No more social anxiety after that.

Meant for OP

>all these virgins ITT
I feel at home

you could get a STD from any millennial Roastie today, unless you get with a virgin qt.

Nothing to be proud of my son

didn't know blind people could use the internet. guess Veeky Forums really is a progressive board

34 year old virgin here
i have money at least

What are you working? I´ll probably get a great engineer carrier if the future exams furthermore will be like now and that means some good money too

It's the cost of business. Disregard hoes, acquire currency.

Not proud
I just find it funny how many of us have a lot in common.

25 year old virgin but not kissless..

Thats why we´re on Veeky Forums probably

How old were you when you had your first kiss?

how is that even possible?

I'm too a 32 year old, beta, antisocial guy lives with parents. But I had sex with 10 different women in the past.

you must be extremely freak to stay virgin until your 30's.

couple years ago

my would-be first time what like this.
Luckily I'm able to actually have conversation and got a second try from the same girl. Fuck she was good.
Yeah no, don't touch that

27 year old terminal virgin

Can't wait to be a crypto millionaire and pick up girls in my lambo only to grab their cellphone and kick them out of my car in the middle of the woods

Probably because you're a normalfag so you get handed things like that

21 year old KHV here.
At least i've got ARK

nope
I'm more worried about the fact that my crypto net worth is 0.33 btc

yea but im also a loner whos never hung out with anyone and if theres one thing im good at in life its running away. plan on dieing alone

this doesn't fucking work, I did 4 months of no fap and it only increased my discipline, didn't help with girls at all. Explain please how no fap is not bro science.

14% of American males between age 25-35 are incels.

I will just try not to fap for a long time and wait for the final moment

average women would not consider me normal but I can act like normal when I have to do so.

maybe because I'm from southern europe, things are a little easier here.

21 years old and I cum deep inside my gf every night. U mad cucks?

take this to /r9k/ please

nofap, no junk food, no too much alcohol, working out regularly would do the trick.

nofap alone is not enough.

JUST

And how the FUCK is that supposed to work? It doesn't even make sense.

If you can get sex without paying for it you are normal. You make the minimum requirement of normalcy women look for.

Okay the alcohol is the issue^^

virgin here. Would rather die than marry a non-virgin roastie.

Expecting a virgin is like expecting to win megamillions.

lmao threads like this always make me feel better about myself
t. someone who hasn't gotten laid in a like two years

Sometimes women are more trouble than they are worth.

>Meet girlfriend when I was 18
>With her for 13 years
>She gets fat about 6 years in to relationship
>Doesn't lose weight but love her so stay with her#
>She becomes really frigid and I'm not really sexually attracted to her
>3 years ago some qt girl at a work party begs to fuck me
>It's been 10 years since I have seen a skinny girl naked IRL, and I'm drunk so I do it
>It's shit and I feel terrible about it
>3 years later that same girl ends up working at same company as by girlfriend and tells her
>Relationship breaks down
>Over a year later
>32 years old
>Banging skinny chicks on the reg
>No one bit of emotional connection with any of them and I would literally kill to have my relationship back with the fat girl who loved me
>Spend all day contemplating suicide because I didn't marry and have kids with her
>So emotionally damaged by it I can't love anyone ever again

I envy you virgins. You will never have to know such misery.

oh wow you have it so horrible. I feel so sorry for you

[spoiler] fuck you asshole [/spoiler]

>Not spending crypto profit on hookers

Yeah tell those starving Africans how good they have it because you had to eat an overcooked steak

I'm genuinely curious, do you think you're worth more than other people because you saw pussy once two years ago?

Because that's not really impressive in any way. Even your mom gets laid on a regular basis.

But maybe that's all you've got :^)

>tfw 24
>6ft 2in
>170lbs (okay physical shape)
>have job, make decent money, got investments
>still never been with a girl

My only hope is to get rich or else I will die alone 100%

Getting laid is easy.

I will write you a guide.

>Eat well
>Exercise
>Dress well
>Smell nice
>Be self sufficient

Suddenly when you ask women out some of them will say yes.
It's like magic.

engineering school fucks you up

Damn thats a crazy experience. But it´s hard to fight against a the natural urge to fuck. Even though I´ve never fucked a pussy

Already checked those off long ago. Girls don't care that I can bench 3 plate.

Just fess up to your normalfag privilege.

Go out into the society, start a new hobby, be part of an association and integrate yourself, that should work

Take your wank to please.

How did you manage to open a thread without even looking at the OP.

This thread is /r9k/.

That list is missing a lot.

Im a 30 year old chink manlet whos never had sex and the last time i kissed a girl was 23 years ago

But who the fuck cares this is Veeky Forums take ur sob stories over to r9k u fuckin wanker im here for cryptos

what the fuck? get this depressing shit out of biz, it's already stressful enough with shitcoins

funny, I thought the thread was /adv/

Normie detected reeeeeee fuck off.

Im a kissless virgin as well OP.

It'd be /soc/ except no one here is getting any.

have any of you ever thought of moving to se asia? im not even an incel but i want to go cash out 20k and see whats what

Are you me?

Soon to be 6 year dry spell, had a chance 1 year and half ago but didn't get hard. I'm pretty sure I have some kind of slight ED combined with super performance anxiety. Not a good mix.

if you're white, not so short and not so obese guy with average sized penis and 20k usd in your account, you will be a alpha god in phillipines for couple of months.

why do people act like losing yoru virginity is hard

you can literally hire people to make you fuckable
or go the other route and spend even less .02BTC + medical bills

Probably right... but, I am autistic as fuck.

Same is for me but there will be always people who will be as autistic as you. You "only" need to find them. thats the mission

nah lol it's just funny that people care this much about it but still lack the courage to go out and get laid.
p.s. it'll probably be a huge disappointment for anyone here if they ever get laid

33 here. Not kissless but never got any vag action.

yea but im not really interested in prostitutes. itd be cool to find a really hot good girl type.

define "not so short"

Lol even my best friends don´t know about that and I thought I´m the only one. There is probably no other way to break the curse than stop fapping for a long time and run with massive horny balls around until you find the ultimate milking girl

desu, what destroys me the most are my insecurities. I've had hot women sit besides me, clearly looking to start a conversation, and I've done that sometimes... but I can't help but think that I'm a boring fuck with nothing to offer. also, I've been poor all my life, so that made things worse.

...

I'm wondering if I should do this. Also 28.

I didn't mean paid sex. normal filipina women will hit on you everywhere. but you should always be outside. better not to go your room except sleeping.

taller than 175 cm. but taller 180 cm would be the best. (convert it to american units Idk).

I'd wager it's actually higher than that.

I've fucked over 50 girls + half a dozen escorts and I've never had an STD. Don't worry about it faggot, just do it.

Speaking of which, I truly feel for all of you guys who are virgins into your twenties and beyond. I somehow managed to have a pretty solid sex life throughout my twenties, but I've felt your pain, if only for a little while (enough that I decided to lose my virginity with an escort when I was 19).

It's absolutely unfathomable how horrible young women have become, and the audacity they have to leave men on their level out in the cold while they shamelessly pursue the top 10-20%. And how modern western societies fully enable and encourage this bullshit. Even if I've become successful, just thinking about it fills me with Elliot Rodgers levels of boiling rage. If you lot decided to band together and genocide all Chads and Stacys, I wouldn't blame you one bit.

Get fit and make bank, that's about the only tip I can give you. Good luck fellas.

i'd say i'm relatively ugly if you were to look at me up close and analyze my face. i have never once had problems having sex with beautiful women, ever in my life. all you have to do is: 1) do your own thing, what you're interested in, 2) talk to women in whatever way you're most comfortable (tinder, university group chats, clubs, etc), and shit will just happen if you can come across as someone remotely interesting and lucrative.

26 khv
Bought a top escort abroad but couldn't fuck because no erection
I tried to get my life on track and worked so hard that I had a burnout which lasted months

Life is suffering and the only thing that keeps me going is that things, although absurdly hard at times, are still better than what they could have been.

I am now a Christian.

That 5'8 in American

im going to die a virgin

most stds just bring you sting pain when peeing and you get better automatically after couple of days. stds are highly overrated.

furthermore, i've never once had a job in my life. my hands are as soft as a kids ass

if you have no ambition whatsoever, and she can see that there is no interesting future with being your friend in any capacity, then she won't fuck with you. i'm going to school for electronic engineering, i've made decent crypto gains, i come off as unique and considerably intelligent, or at least i do a good job of making everyone else seem retarded, so any women that i bother getting to know will always give me a chance. i have goals, im studying intenationally, etc.

no one is going to fuck with you if there's nothing that can potentially benefit them; if you don't add anything to their lives.

i dream a vision of after life of having a small self sufficient home with a beautiful virgin waifu who i can love like islam loves peace and she is loyal and obedient to be. the old fashioned keeper at home religious type of grille. as we cuddle in a snowy day in front of a fire, where we just need each other and not even need to say much to be happy. i wish hell isnt depressing as life here.

as for me, its merely a vision i fantasize being a 25 y/o kissless, sightless, hand holdless virgin. -4k in debt. probably would've killed myself if not for my parents that i feel obligated to take care of, which honestly, is enough reason for me to live & succeed.