Welcome to Whose History is it Anyway, where everything is made up, and the points are as worthless as a Reichsmark during the great depression.
Today we're going to be play a game called: 'History from a hat"
I'll begin with out first piece of history: "Graffiti In The Reichstag Bathroom"
Meyer was here.
Hitler has a tiny penis and one ball! one ball!!
I'm A Jew.
Eva Braun is the Dessert Fox
The result of Stresemann's week in Paris rests here.
>kolroyski was here
Goering is Boering
You will receive your points when Constantinople returns.
Next up: "Famous last words of Napoleon"
"I guess I came up short after all"
"The soup tastes funny"
russian roulette anyone?
"Not yet, monarchy! I'm not finished yet!"
"Well, this is a surprise, something's hurting worse than my ass for once!"
You received your points, but they ended up in the same place where the Russian food went.
Next up: "Historical figures reaction to something related to the modern world"
Tesla: Who's laughing now Edison, who's laughing n-
Stalin: Hey guys, what's going on in this revoluti-
Fuck you Grouchy. Fuck you Ney. Fuck you Marmont. Fuck you Murat.
Marie Antoniette: They really shouldn't eat that cake.
Jesus: i died for this?
You received your points, but according to the Pope, they no longer exist.
Next Up: "Historical events recreated by Disney characters"
"I can show you the New World
Loud, thundering gunfire
Tell me Aztecs, will you accept Christ or die?"
Some all powerful Führer. Can't even bring the 6th Army back from the dead. I don't know, Paulus. He probably can't even get us out of Stalingrad. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way outta here.
Oh I just can't WAIT to be KIIIIIIIIIING
Your point are stuck in the ruins of Rome, somewhere.
Next Up: "Things you can about the Roman Empire, but not your wife"
I don't hate the Roman Empire.
Have two of them?
Have respect
It allowed people some degree of freedom
Demand good treatment.
...
There's proof that it existed.
lmao
Your points existence are debated about by historical philosophers.
Up Next: "Alternative names for the Holy Roman Empire"
United States of America
Nostalgiafags, the Nation
Roman Empire 2: Germanic Boogaloo
the Heretical German Association-of-microstates
Balkanite Confederacy
>DEVIOUS
>TEUTONIC
>AMALGAMATION
Austria
The joke that went too long
A prank on Byzantium that went for too long
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Produced by the same people who destroyed rome: rome 2, electric boogaloo
The WWR, or
>WE
>WUZ
>ROMANS
>This summer, Rob Schneider is a "Rome"
BAR BAR BR WERE ROME GUYS
Your points dissipated along side German ambition
Last one today: "Rejected Terms of the Treaty of Versailles"
The kaiser must personally apologize to every American G.I. for their valour and sacrifice during the entirety of the war
"Poor little German boy"
"NO ERA PENAL"
The empire must cede all their territory to France for their noble service during the war
"The netherlands build a wall built and make the germans pay for it"
Germany converts to Catholicism
have a decent democracy
Kaiser Wilhelm loses an arm. The good one.
Germans have to stop making scat porn.
Germany stops letting in refugees from Austria