What the F*CK was their problem?!?

What the F*CK was their problem?!?

>2 germs and 2 turks alliance
What do you expect

Austria-Hungary and Bulgaria were Slavic. Ottoman empire probably too.

>cockroach
>slavic

Dude, alienate Russia lmao

Technically 2 and a half germs. Bulgarian Kaiser was a germ too.

>2 and a half germs

that could make for a great sitcom

BACK THE FUCK OFF!?

>what is Devshirme/Janissaries
Ever noticed how Ottoman Turks don't look like Kazakhs? That's all the Balkan blood in them.

What did Kaiser Wilhelm mean by this?

...

clusterfuck

Germans gonna germ.
AH was basically the Jews of Europe.
Bulgaria wanted to take bake macedonia
Ottoman empire was dying and thought winning the great war will let it stay afloat

>dude nickie attack japan lmao i'll secure you're flank
>thanks willy you're always looking out for me
>*japanese victory*
>lmao stupid brainlet i don't give a shit about russia you mobilize against austria hungary for annexing bosnia we'll attack you, is that clear nicky?
>o-ok willy
>*declares war on russia 6 years later*
>lol what a faggot cuck nicky had to resign because the home front refused to fight for that dolt. well i better rock his boat a little bit how about i send the leader of the Bolsheviks to destabilize his country! what can possibly go wrong?
>*nickie gets executed*
>*willie shrugs*

Inside the ancestral lines of the individual Turks there are in fact disruptions. These disruptions are distributed throughout the complete Turkic history and depends on the tribes' contacted more or less foreign cultural entities to the respective times.
All Turks tell a geographical story of their Turkic ancestors, tied to the physical tribe in a Tengrist matrix. This is true for all Gökturks.

Statue of Yörük Turk in the picture.

>Germany - We Empire!We Stronk
>Austro-Hungary - We still relevant
>Ottomans - We aren't a fucking shitshow - Honest!
>Bulgaria - TRI MORETA

>Yoruk turk
You misspelled "donmeh"

Willy was a mastermind and knew he had to slowly crumble Russia for years before attacking them full on. A true genius who could've easily destroyed Britain, France, Italy, America and Japan had he tried the same tactics on them but chose to experiment his obscure military tactic on Russia.

>Ottoman Turks don't look like Kazakhs?
>what are kipchak turks
>what are oghuz turks

quick user without checking
are these people from turkmenistan or turkey?

They look like gypsies to me

Nice cherry picking
>>what are kipchak turks
>>what are oghuz turks
Mixed mongrels

No he was a yoruk turk with probable balkan admixture.

They're clearly from Minnesota.

He is a gay donmeh jew

>german kaiser destroys tsarist empire with this neat little trick
>russians hate him!

2 Young Nations seeking to expand and have their place under the sun, Germany and Bulgaria.

2 Old and dying nations trying their best to hold on to what they have and hope that a war will unite the various ethnic groups inhabiting them under the Austro-Hungarian/Ottoman banner.

lol, they are hapas

>willy was a mastermind
>g*rmans actually believe this