Be me

>be me
>obese
>literal micropenis
>so much estrogen bigger boobs than sister
>balding
>literally didn't finish middleschool
>crohn's disease
>don't know who biological parents are
>one friend entire life
>want to kill myself everyday
>live with parents until 24 years old
>start working at dollar store
>somehow meet girl
>lose virginity at 25
>wtf my life doesn't seem as shit anymore
>girlfriend pregnant
>suddenly terrified
>working 3 jobs
>go to doctor after taking a shit and noticing its white
>stage IV pancreatic cancer
>spread to liver
>going to die before meeting my child
>dont know what else to do besides beg and be called larper

I sold my car for bitcoin including anything else that I have for value. Haven't told girlfriend yet, she thinks I'm just trying to live a healthier life-style which is why I sold my car.

Call me a faggot, call me a LARPer. I'm doing every little thing I can do in my power to help a daughter I will never meet.

I'm instructing that the BTC information be held for 3 years in my will.

If you have anything at all I'll take it. I'm much more of a faggot than Walter White but I want to make sure I don't leave behind absolutely nothing.

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Sorry for being a faggot

Sent for the keks

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Sent for the touching story ;)

Sorry for being a faggot I am bringing nothing to the table besides begging

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just sent 100k :^)

Lmao well at least this is what I expected. I want to kill myself, but thanks for making me laugh at least you fucks.

Prove it. Take a picture of your tits with a timestamp and post them. Better yet prove you have cancer. Sorry if you're legit but this is the internet. You could be a pedophile for all I know.

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