Good excuse to get off from work

Guys, not sure if this is the right board to post. I've been working this job for about a month, but now i got an interview at a better job. I set up the interview this thursday at 1:00. I need an excuse to leave work early that day without them suspecting im interview somewhere else. All I can think of is that i got a doctor's appointment. halp me please.

I have an idea.

Tell them you have an interview.

no, that will make things very awkward if I end up staying at current job.

This. Act alpha about the whole thing. Then jerk off on your boss's desk and fuck his wife.

1. You need to do this 2. If you're at all valuable at your current job, they will freak out and offer you more money to say.

Stay*

This. Gotta act like the leader. If they care about you having an interview that much, you suck as an employee.

Same way your wife or gf gets jealous when you flirt with another woman. Be the alpha. Elementary stuff here op

there's too many logistical items that can come up even if you crush an interview/do well on it. i would just give a white lie and say you have a doctors appointment, etc.

just have your phone ring at the time you need to leave and act super serious on the phone "is she alright?" "what hospital did they take her to???" "I'm on my way" and just go. I did this at my job and all my coworkers felt sorry for me and were nice to me for a few weeks.

lol please do not do this. doctors appointment works well unless its a full day interview take a sick day