>French """""""resistance"""""
French """""""resistance"""""
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I always imagine France as a whore in a g-string with hairy pussy waiting to get her asshole creampied.
Were ANY of the resistance movements worth a damn? I know the Danes managed to smuggle a lot of Jews out, but as far as military contributions weren't they all kinda useless?
and this is what happened to them when the French """"men"""" realized they'd rather fuck the foreign invader than the pathetic cucks who surrendered at the first sight of blood
yugoslav and polish
soviets too
>a screencap of a text written on MS Word is now a source
Faggot pls
German troops werent even allowed to have sex with regular women in France becayse their staff feared they'd catch disease
That's why mandated broyhels were mounted with regularlty checked prostitutes
Norwegians
Then again, Germans were absolutely obsessed with organized fucking of Norwegian women. Incel race can drive men to heroism in some cases.
Yugoslav partisans made an actually meaningful contribution to the war
Norway was pathetic
Had it not bee, for Britain and France, they'd have been conquered even faster than Denmark
Ah, thanks anons.
not really, they tied up some troops sure, but those troops were already there to begin with to act as an deterrent to an allied invasion
That only happened after Anglos swept the Nazis out of France and the pathetic beta French "men" were able to get their revenge. Of course many French women started to service the Anglo cock.
that's hot.
Meanwhile in post-WW1 Germany
>The term "Rhineland Bastard" can be traced back to 1919, just after World War I, when Entente troops, most of them French, occupied the Rhineland.[1]
>A relatively high number of German women married soldiers from the occupying forces, while many others had children by them out of wedlock (hence the disparaging label "bastards").
>The resulting children numbered from 160,000 to 180,000, mostly with white French soldiers.[2] Richard Evans suggests the number of mixed race children was not more than five or six hundred.[3]
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Basically, women are whore and will always sleep with invaders
>resistance movements
This
Meanwhile in Britain
Damn, Americans were truly the Chads of WW2
>fucking British wives
>fucking Australian wives
>fucking French wives
>fucking German wives
>fucking Japanese wives
Norwegians blew up some German transport ships, essentially stopping 300+k soldiers from reaching the frontlines during D-day
Didn't the French resistance only start when Germany declared war on the Soviet Union?
holy shit, good work Norway
Friendly reminder that there were more Frenchman in the SS Charlemagne division than in the 'resistance'.
It only started when the Allies invaded North Africa and Germans annexed Vichy
Reminder
Well, before that point there was literally no perspective of Germany being defeated (its not limp dick Britain that would have done anything)
Do you ever wonder why ZERO German resisted allied occupation after WW1 and WW2? Because it was hopeless
Communist resistance only began after barbarossa but before them small scale, uncoordinated resistance existed.
As "free France" began recapturing her former colonial territories, more resistance began forming, some trying to lessen communist influence on the french resistance.
Utter bullshit
The French resistance however did divert some 20,000 German troops from Normandy with some shitty uprising at the moment the D-Day was happening
This is just women being women.
French resistance? Do you mean the 2 French that didn't collaborate?
>Tfw ywn be an American GI going on a world tour of cucking foreigners.
French """"resistance"""" is such a fucking joke blown up by the frenchies post-war to hide the fact that they were the biggest collaborators among the occupied countries.
Compare their """resistance""" to actually real resistance movements (Yugoslavia, Poland, Soviet Union) and you'll realize what a joke it is
There were over 300k German soldiers stationed in Norway at the time and the blowing up the transport ships was to make sure as many as possible German soldiers were stuck in Norway. There's also been made a neat movie about the entire thing, "Max Manus"
What is hilarous with the French Resistance, is that it used to be overrated until recently, and now it has become underrated.
In that respect, it was always a meme
Fact is that every resistance movements were mostly irrelevant as fuck, but the French one is the one that had objectively the greatest impact on the war (although that's not saying much)
People trying to overblow the importance of Polish or Norvegian "resistance" in attempt to dwarf the French "resistance" are just idiots
Tbh following WW2 France should had been treated like Romania, Hungary, and Italy were: as an ally of the 3rd Reich.
All these butthut subhumans ITT
Your country will stay shtholes and you'll stay our slaves forever
Warsaw Uprising will still remain as the most dramatic resistance event in WW2.
Nothing will ever top it in terms of feels and drama
>to hide the fact that they were the biggest collaborators among the occupied countries.
Not really
Active collaboration was just as rare as active resistance
Most of the population was apathic
Also, you cannot compare civilized countries in which the locals were treated well by the occupiers (France, Belgium and Netherlands) where resistance was purely spawned by nationalism and pride to poverty ridden shitholes were the locals were treated as animals (Poland, Yugoslavia, Czechia....) where resistance was spawned by surival instinct
Resistance highly depends on living conditions (what people have to lose)
If America invaded Britain tomorrow, I seriously doubt you'd see a resistance comparable to Iraq, Afghanistan or Vietnam
Given the circumstances, French resistance was impressively large
>tfw you will never fuck your militant polish qt while your city burns
Another one to collection.
Vichy was officially neutral tho
They even opposed Germany to save Britain once (pic related)
The Germans had an equal amount of divisions in Yugoslavia as they had in Italy fighting the actual invasion. Furthermore the vast majority of those units were not there to avert any invasions but to control the vital railway to the south and resources being shipped to Germany.
By the end of the war the Yugoslav partisans had their own air force, navy and armored units.
Feels good