Sell me this coin

So why exactly is this being shilled so hard?

I made this for my private slack:

The team will be presenting at Fintech to showcase IOC and I expect the price to shoot up. DIONS block call around the end of the month or beginning of October (Joel is in Florida) so be ready.

DIONs Function
Aliases: Through DIONs people will be able to make aliases for their bitcoin addresses.
Instead of long strings it could be simple like pajeet-io
AES 256 Messaging System: Private and Uncensored Messaging
Storage of Data within the Blockchain & Chameleon: Allows you to encrypt and upload your files to the Blockchain. Allowing Businesses to create Blockchains through I/O Digital but maintain full control of said blockchains.
Powers Dapps: Expect a large ecosystem

But what is really important about this coin is that it is in all one. The convenience of this coin reminds me of the smartphone. When the smartphone came out we no longer needed to carry around mp3 players, buy separate cameras and camcorders (Unless you are a nerd), use a computer to send an email, etc. It essentially nullified some of these technologies since you could get it all in one place

Stats and Info:
No Premine No ICO
Its been in circulation since 2014
Proof of Stake (2%) and Work
97th on CMC
Total Coin After Proof of Work - 22 Million
Circulating Supply - 16 Million
Market Cap - 44 Million
Volume in the Last 24 Hrs - 150k

IOC is the official Pajeet Hurricane Shitcoin of Bizz

>Better buy Obsidian

Any way i can join your slack?

That's all fine, but why shill it? All of this would happen by itself and if anything you'd want to keep quiet about this coin while it's still cheap. It's hard to shake the feeling that it's being very heavily promoted.

>why shill it
Why ever talk of coins in a coin forum, then?
Everyone already accumulated long ago, friend. This is not a pnd.
Just do your research and make your own mind.

Its not...if there is any one problem I see with IOC its its marketing. They have a genius idea and the tech and skill to back it up...and have been working on it for years now. They nees to start marketing it and shilling it, if they don't its incredible tech will never be utilized

They just descended on the board one day and have festered like an obnoxious tumor, spreading their retarded memes wherever they went.
At one point they had a fucking poem dedicated to the coin. A FUCKING POEM

IOC has been on this board for a while user. You want the board to be filled with OMG, NEO, ARK, DGB, and pink wojak threads?

I remember when I tried to tell people about ANS when it was 1 dollar but I got the same response. Your loss.

>Allows you to encrypt and upload your files to the Blockchain.

How will the node size be kept under control?