Crypto Roast Thread

>tfw you get roasted by your brother.

Pt. 2

Pt. 3

Normies are here

What the fuck is this you stupid autist?

>tfw no brother to shitpost over text message with
truly suffering

Lel

Ill be your brother

>mfw I have a brother and he forced me to give him a blowjob 7 years ago and now he's a normie chad with a fiance and I'm a fucking NEET
>mfw he keeps telling me to get a job, I get a job, start crypto on the side, do well in crypto, he tells me to quit my job to crypto, ok w/e its a shit job anyway, do crypto, get fucked in bear market, get told to get a job again
kill me

kys op. Nobody cares about your lunch money.

You need to leave.

> tfw no jewish brother to exchanges memes and talk like an ironic /pol/fag

Love wins.

this thread is cringe

>tfw my brother and I constantly trade bantz all the time
Only thing that sucks is that he is 6'2" and normalfag af while im a 6'0" recluse

This. No one legit cares about this thread

>tfw 5'9" turbomanlet
Can we trade bodies? Fuck.

6'0'' is manlet tier. i feel like a midget whenever i leave my house.

SAGE

Underrated post.

i feel like the king of manlets when i walk around town

>plebbit tier

this thread makes me feel uncomfortable about being in the crypto market.

I would really hate to see your family at thanksgiving OP

this is how i imagine it.

>Older brother and sister open with their sexual relationship
>younger brother is a NEET
>Dad is a cuckold with nerdy little round glasses.
>Mom has jamal over with a couple friends.
>youngest daughter getting molested by homeless uncle in her bedroom.

I can see it now.

How did you knew I was homeless.

im the peeping tom next door

OP I am concerned for your mental health, you really don't need to text yourself and fake conversations to try (and fail) to make Veeky Forums laugh

This desu.
> autistic brothers unironically using nigger, jew, boipucci, cuntfag
Huge, cringy edgelord that's replying to himself

We rypto kings now