ITT: Historical hacks

ITT: Historical hacks

>BTFOs communists, monarchists, anarchists and nationalists in his country
>miraculously avoids civil war in the process
>unites the former russian empire land under the union
>beats the japanese so bad, they won't even publicly announce they tried to invade
>destroys a europe united against him under germany
>singlehandedly kills the dad mustache style

Based.

This

This doesn't mention his retardation when he trusted Hitler to keep the Ribbentrop Molotov pact.

He wanted to turn on him sooner or later.
Hitler just did it sooner. I imagine Staline thought he had years to wait.

More like people that hacked history. Stalin got extremly lucky.

More like Hitler's retardation to go to Russia before being done with Britain.
Are you a fool for not anticipating other people's creative stupidity?

>He wanted to turn on him sooner or later.
Why? I doubt he through USSR could be powerful enough to defeat axis.

>stalin's greatest flaw was once believing in decency and honor

>Why?

Because the end goal of communism is to liberate all people?
He may not have been a Trotsky loony, wanting an all out endless war until its done, but he still hoped to spread the revolution.

And yet that's what happened. Some believe that he wanted to do it in 1941 but I have doubts.
But later why not? After all Stalin wanted to spread the revolution. But unlike Lenin he wanted to do it bit by bit. This is how he eventually ruled over half of Europe.

What happened in 1941 could not happen if the battle was fought in Axis land rather than USSR land.
Look at the Napoleonic invasion. Shorter lines to reinforce with ammo, gear, people, food. Locals love and support you, and harass enemy. Longer lines for enemy to reinforce. Enemy is too far away from domestic issues and other attacks on them.
USSR beating Axis on the defense and then exploiting their rout or capture of whole armies to attack would not translate into an actual offensive from the get go. USSR needed another decade or more to do that.

>Because the end goal of communism is to liberate all people?
That's the ultimate goal. Attacking the military juggernaut that axis was would jeopardize the revolution.

>Some believe that he wanted to do it in 1941
Who? Not even that memester Rezun believes so.

By no means am I saying Hitler was not retarded for committing this action.

>trusting a man whom openly hated you and all you stand for

..of a German

Thats called a military strategy tho.

>ussr invades Finland, anti-commintern pact member
>the rest of the anti-commintern looks at germany
>germany doesn't act
>then germany signs the pact for partitioning of poland
>then germany buys grain and ore from ussr in exchange for loans and engineers
>while every other country anywhere has you embargoed and your party banned

If you were Stalin, wouldn't you think this party with "socialist" in the name is the closest thing to an ally you have on the planet?

fuck no, I would do my research and remember that they started said anti-commintern pact.

I would then think something is weird and perhaps they are plotting something to gain my trust.

Stalin wasnt 15 years old ancap

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I thought Suvorov claimed that Hitler attacked Stalin just weeks before he planned his own attack.

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"Suvorov" also used edited quotes to support that claim. Id also like to see attacking Hitler in the middle of the re-armament.

No, Rezun's theory was that: Stalin knew Hitler is a total fucking idiot and will attack him, this attack will "break the ice" and allow Soviets to march westward.

Honestly the question "who wanted to attack who first" is boring.
Suvorov's biggest claim is that Stalin wanted Hitler to come into power to destabilize the West.

whoa....hes pointing at us....

if Stalin is a hack then Augustus and Charlemagne are hacks too

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>tankies actually believe this
how does his sweaty caucasian hairy arse taste you absolute faggot

Goebbels looks like a bit of a skin shifter in this pic

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>muh 60000 gorillion people who starved because muh gobbanism invented famine

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upvoted comrade!

This is terrible. Destroyed-their-country tier is absolute bullshit because it contains some good leaders, like Stanislaw II, who happened to come into power when their country was failing and being targeted by much more powerful countries.
Khomeini was a fanatic but a brilliant leader. Ivan IV expanded Russian power greatly, his only mistakes were killing his only heir and ruling too harshly.
Stupid tier is almost entirely incorrect.

Nicky, Nappy III and Assad were/are just average leaders who were forced into terrible situations. There's no way they are that much worse than fucking "Papa Doc" Duvalier.

are you serious? Hitler and Stalin actually ADMIRED each other in private, though of course that came with the resentment of recognizing that the other was in the way of their geopolitical goals. I mean... listen to the Hitler Mannerheim recording and you actually get a hint of this when Hitler spergs out in wonder about the Russian industrial capacity he had underestimated.

I don't know what the criteria for this was but it makes me want to testicle torture whoever made it

>Assad destroyed his country
>Putin is stupid
>Khomeini is a disaster
Hmmm I wonder (((who))) could've made that image.