Who was stronger Veeky Forums, Samson or Heracles?

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Samson was literally Osama Bin Laden. What's so special about destroying a building with men women and children inside? Grow the fuck up, cut your hair, get a real job.

>t. shitskin who picks mangos for a living

These two are spot on. Herakles wins. Similarly, hebrew mythology gets btfo by Hellenic mythology in every possible way

Heracles because Samson was a Jew

He also killed 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass.

The sad thing is Veeky Forums would have better comics discussion than /co/.

Me.

I'm number one, I'm the best of all time.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=gxni6VZd4II

The only true alpha in all of the Bible is Moses, pure master morality. Everyone else was a complete faggot, a cuckold or a serial complainer.

A better topic for this thread would be,

Is there any mythology less inspiring or interesting than hebrew mythology?

>not being let into the land you led a bunch of goat hearders to after like 30 years
>alpha
Pick one

Chinese.

>Hebrew mythology
>"DON'T DO X OR GOD WILL FUCK YOU UP"
>"O-okay my Lord"

>Hellenic mythology
>"DON'T DO X OR THE GODS WILL FUCK YOU UP"
>"I'll still try"

>Is there any mythology less inspiring or interesting than hebrew mythology
I don't know, man. Abraham is very inspiring and interesting

>challenge the pharaoh straight to his fucking face despite being a death penalty fugitive
Moses was a ballsy fucker, problem was God decided to purposely fuck over him every step of the way so he failed his entire life.

>shit-olive skin greek that dont pay his debt

kek
fuck up nigger

mfw I thought they where the same dude

Same fag and im not even black

>the bible isn't inspiring or interesting

“A gazelle[a] lies slain on your heights, Israel.
How the mighty have fallen!
20 “Tell it not in Gath,
proclaim it not in the streets of Ashkelon,
lest the daughters of the Philistines be glad,
lest the daughters of the uncircumcised rejoice.
21 “Mountains of Gilboa,
may you have neither dew nor rain,
may no showers fall on your terraced fields.[b]
For there the shield of the mighty was despised,
the shield of Saul—no longer rubbed with oil.
22 “From the blood of the slain,
from the flesh of the mighty,
the bow of Jonathan did not turn back,
the sword of Saul did not return unsatisfied.
23 Saul and Jonathan—
in life they were loved and admired,
and in death they were not parted.
They were swifter than eagles,
they were stronger than lions.
24 “Daughters of Israel,
weep for Saul,
who clothed you in scarlet and finery,
who adorned your garments with ornaments of gold.
25 “How the mighty have fallen in battle!
Jonathan lies slain on your heights.
26 I grieve for you, Jonathan my brother;
you were very dear to me.
Your love for me was wonderful,
more wonderful than that of women.
27 “How the mighty have fallen!
The weapons of war have perished!”

2 Samuel 1:19-27

Semites sported long hair back then

>Powered by God
>Is a god
Who knows?

>Same fag
t. shitskin paranoia

Herakles:

>Impregnated 100 women in one night

>The greatest archer in all greek mythology, bar Apollo.

>Wrestled death into submission.

>Sacked Troy on a drunken binge for the lulz, before the Trojan war.

>Killed monsters,centaurs and giants as a hobby for fun.

>Was an actor for some time,got great reviews

>Became a god

>All of his (living) children known as the Heracleidae would go on to be the biggest chads in Greece, and would cuck the rest of Greece with Dorian invasion.

Not even gilgamesh compares because ultimately he was just a man, while Heracles was a demigod, and later a god.

Samefag

>one post is samefagging
Nigger edition of Sherlock Holmes right here

>In the epic, Gilgamesh is a demigod of superhuman strength who builds the city walls of Uruk to defend his people and after the death of his friend Enkidu

So Trump

I remember when Fate was good.

Literally so dull I had to stop reading. No wonder the bible is falling into disuse.

>fugitive
>face authority
>alpha

You sounds like a negroe

>tfw Greeks copied the true story of Samson and turned him into Heracles

Samson existed, Herc didn't

Trips confirm

> muh ancient text is better than other equally ancient texts

Herakles was literally a demigod whereas as Samson was just a regular human so the fact that there is even a comparison being proves that pound-for-pound Samson is stronger even if Herakles was stronger overall.

>Not even gilgamesh compares because ultimately he was just a man, while Heracles was a demigod, and later a god.
Heracles was half god, while Gilgamesh was a 2/3rd god.

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T. Uncircumcised philistine

>It was just a prank bro

virgson vs chadcles

Nevertheless, Herakles became immortal while Gilgamesh had an existential crisis about how he couldn’t.