What if I told you I have 470k in crypto, 200k in the bank and more in cash and a 100k pump in one day still doesn't feel as good as a loving girlfriend?
been in crypto since 2015 and got a gf last month and she excites me much more than the gains
What if I told you I have 470k in crypto...
Then I would tell you it's time to go to reddit where you belong.
I would say please spare some BTC for a third world faggot
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meh.. this is Veeky Forums not /b/ I can still fit in..
writing from comp now
I would tell you to send me some eth
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Are you dbt?
>ETC
wtf
>dbt
what's that?
wait 3-6 months it fades away maybe even faster
>looks at 24hr change
Another LARPing attention seeker
and money thrills?
post entire blockfolio history chart or you are larping
sounds like ur a faget
nah man blockfolio is fucked up.. this is just from polo + electrum
>needs a roastie to be happy
how do people like you get so much money(assuming this isnt a larp)
I did some illegal shit back in 2015 to get 30k usd in bitcoins and then just kept it..
it's fake, look at 24h change
Look at
Blockfolio is fucked up, I deleted it and installed it to re-enter all my holdings and now it won't display the fucking graph..
they will get boring like everything else OP, wait until you find some girls that want to have regular threesomes
Spend more time with your girlfriend and help a poorETHfag out.
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>larpity larp larp
Dude, Radium? Wtf?
you sound beta as hell
It's a not so subtle ETC shill.
Aside from that good onya OP, glad you found a gf
thanks senpai, I knew I'd get these retarded responses lol
Question about Radium still stands...looked at this a few months back and the founders looked like they had maybe 3 pubes between them. Pretty sure their photos are no longer there.
>What if I told you
there's an app
It will fade, it always does....
>tfw loving girlfriend, but poor
>tfw she's supportive of me putting half of our money into cryptos
>tfw she loves me and believes in me
Sucks to suck, OP
I'll sell you my gf for 7 BTC, so you can be twice as happy with two of them.
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show pic and I'll think about it
>loving girlfriend?
>got a gf last month
lol. Enjoy it while it lasts.
wait till you start noticing every other word out of her mouth is retarded.
idk if you'll answer but what did you do. im trying to get into sketch stuff for capital right now
>Look, ma, I can inspect element and Photoshop
I used to sell gamestop credits from cracked accounts for bitcoins, I stopped long ago but cracking is a good business..
start by reading on cracking.org and see the marketplace in mpgh.net
That is because you dont have enough money. Barely a million. Baby gains
you can have my gf for 6 BTC
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OP what would I have to do for you to send me like $20k? we can do butt stuff if you want.
kek, butt stuff for 20k usd, not even if you were a victoria's secret model
Send me 0.1btc for sharpie pooper?
ill lick your butt
>got a gf last month
>last month
As long as you know this is the reason you feel anything, have a good time.
Don't forget to dump her when her adorable quirks becoming annoying flaws, when she begins talking about how you're going to be by her side when she fulfills HER dreams, when she bitches and moans about everything because she knows you have to take the small daily pain over the one huge pain of getting her excised from your life.
But yeah until then have a good time
thanks, I will
He's right though.
I'd tell you that you haven't spent enough time with a gash to realize how much more important your gains are.
You'll realize this in time, user.
Loserdom: The Message
what a sore loser you are
it's called oxytocin, bro. in about 18mos, it's production will wane and you'll begin to slowly despise her, unless she's really really cool
wise man
I'll be your loving girlfriend id if you send me some btc
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I have a cute gf that would die for me and would probably kill herself if I died or left her.
I'd rather have the money desu I hate being broke. Sure I get laid multiple times a day but I legit hate having to get up at 6:30am 4 days a week to wagecuck.
>24hr Change
>+.00%
nice larp
What if I told you i've been in my girlfriend since 2015 and been crypto in a month?
Waiting for XVG to moon.
my mom killed herself and im broke
dont know what to do anymore.
any help would be appreciated.
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how good do the armies feel brother
arkies
Not a loser, just someone who has a girlfriend.
For a majority of women an established relationship = comfort = boredom = time to start some drama!
This is how a majority of relationships go, women get insecure and men become weak, men lie there and take it or get sick of it, women progressively test the man to see if he has balls or is just going to let her get away with shit.
Unfortunately that's annoying as fuck for us men and the only way to win is to leave.
>blockfolio
>inspect element
You make most of the retards on here look like geniuses.
it could be 5 lad, look on the bright side
I'm a unifag and I better get a crypto miracle soon because there's no way I'm going out into the workforce if I can avoid it
then clearly she is 2D.
Op I'm in the same boat. I became a crypto millionaire this year and im still a single 25 yo virgin
Idiot
Useless larper. Fuck a 10/10 whore you fucking idiot.
Wise words from a wise man
>tfw no matter how much money I make she'll never come back.
The only good thing about money is that you can keep producing children. It's the only thing you LL leave behind anyway unless you are the head of state of an important country.