Apple Keynote

Thanks kek, you never lie

wat are we dumppin at, 295k?

Tim Cook hands are trebbling, he's one of the faggots with weak hands, is goin to sell OMG now.

twitch / appleevent

is he gonna sell OMG on stage ? SELL SELL SELL

over 9000 trees

Youtube stream

youtube.com/watch?v=jt2OHQh0HoQ

Apple store is forbidden zone, where to see this transmission without dirty apple store products from apple store??

Who the fuck cares about Harvey and the new theater? Get on with it

After this speech, they are rolling out the skateboard ramp on stage in preparation for Jun's entry.

That's from the ladyboy aids he caught whilst signing the OMG deal in Bangcock.

MUH PARK

lol

lol townsquare

Omise facepay coming to every apple store Q1 2018

HOLY SHIT JUN IS AT THE BACKSTAGE I JUST SAW HIM

He left the stage to this blonde whore to go dump all his OMG now.

SELL SELL SELL.

Lmao there are retards who think OMG will get mentioned at the conference. The rumor is part of the price - prepare to get dumped retards.

>Not a woman PoC

Apple confirmed for white supremacists

i wanna fuck this cougar

THIS IS GONNA BE BIG, OMG WILL PASS ETHEREUM BEFORE THE WEEKEND

I have the sell order ready for the dump
will rebuy at the dip
thanks whoever launched this retarded rumour

Why does everyone looking like a hipster!

What do they know that I don't?

god this live stream gives me cancer

>We don't call them stores, we call them town squares.

Gag me with a fucking baddragon dildo.

She said cervix.hahaha

blah blah blah get to the OMG announcement, cunt.

Cervix experience

It is like a cult gathering.

They are not going to mention OMG and everyone will be let down over nothing. Dump imminent

back to r9k

his final wish finally to come true

Fuck i hate apple and its fanboys so much

Cervical cancer.

Uh oh. Here we go with the kumbaya

>Today at Apple
we're going to announce OmiseGo partnership

fucking kikes

muhahaha I'm gonna sell it all and rebuy in lower. I can't wait. Cervix time

>ITS PUMPING!!

I KNEW IT PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THEY'RE GONNA ANNOUNCE THIS SHITTY START UP THAILAND PAYMENT SERVICE AS A PARTNER OF APPLE

HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOING TO BE HILARIOUS!

JAAAWN holy fuck how boring is this shit

Just tell us there will be no OMG already so I can finally kill myself

>And here our Apple Marketplace in Thailand

> Guys we know we've just rolled out our own payment system, Apple pay, and are notorious for keeping our system closed to any sort of competition but we've been listening to the neets on Veeky Forums and have decided moving forward our new payment system will be based upon OmiseGo! A payment system that's not even built yet and based in Thailand.

Crowd
>Huh?

kek

The omise gods are pleased. green candles for all

this is literally the most retarded shit ive ever seen

She just gave a shoutout to biz and said she bought 100k

Goddamn Apple following in Googles footsteps in being a fucking sjw diversity walhalla

WHAT ARE WE SELLING AT 295k?

Where is Mike Pence when you need him
Fuck off Tim

This conference has shown the OMG devs for the stuttering potheads they really are

>Apple Worshippers questioning literally anything their leaders are doing

now that's how I know this is fiction

Apple Watch.. GTFO with that shit.

fucking clapistanis

god I hate apple. Still amped.

Either way, will profit off this

holy shit I fucking hate apple. I hope they announce something OMG related but goddam

>Corporate minions cheering for this shit
the west is fucking done for

Special Announcement: Apple is releasing the iSkaterboard.

Why would I want to use a gimped smartphone on my wrist when I can just pull out my actual smartphone

Burgers love their apple watches for some reason.

I've seen so mnay even tho they're useless.

It's like you don't want to get laid.

Exactly. Corporate minions acting like SJWs.

WTF I feel an emotional connection to a company now BUY BUY BUY

...

how the hell do normies watch this crap?

Lol like this is like a cult

what kind of news are we looking for for omisego?

bull fucking shit they're partnering with omise, but facepay api is good right

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT, BROS

>I got into a deep depression and weighed 250 pounds
Did they just give a shoutout to biz

Normies are unintelligent and easily swayed by emotions.

They are easily swayed by advertsing

first keynote I am watching live, holy shit I hate this company. this is just a fucking cult and their customers are literally insane.

normies are literally robots that are programed from birth

ME ME JEFF BOY

Place those stop-losses. Normie sellout inc.

>WOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOO CLAP CLAP CLAP

My names jeff

Who else is going to buy the Apple Watch?
> me

watch out, more gay heart drawing and homo dating incoming

>A chinese blind marathon runner

Ay-yaaaaaa

YOU MEAN YOU DON'T ALREADY OWN ONE?

woohoo ourselves! woow we! woohoow

sound like generic leftist that thinks he's doing something great

this currency is a three digit it is a great technology that is already in use the trick is to buy and hold! Only retards and idiots with myopic views will sell now! This is set for growth you fukers

>the chinese are so advanced they can run blind and crash crypto markets while blind

we tryna buy the dip my nigga

Bored now

this is an american thing. you guys are all gay

>Apple watch literally tracking your heartrate the entire day

why do people want this again ? this seems like the road to a distopian future.

I fucking hate Apple but not gonna lie this watch looks cool as fuck.. If someone else developed one I'd consider

Fuck I hate apple so much