Ywn be athenian

>ywn be athenian

Good. I dont want that bunch of ancient idiots deciding things for me.

>ywn be exposed to the sun and die in sicily

>ywn be athenian

>ywn be athenian

>ywn be Carthaginian

>ywn fight alongside Hannibal the Genius

>ywn hug Hannibal and cry on his shoulder

>ywn be Scipio

>ywm have friendly banter with Hannibal following the war

explain

I cannot tell you how much I hope that story is true

why would Hannibal considered that faggot alexander to be a good general?
i mean he just had a good trained army and fought weak armies

Not him, but I think he refers to the failed Sicilian campaign in the Peloponnesian War, where the Athenians literally killed each other to get to water, whilst being attacked by the Sicilians.

>Dominican
You're a retard

fuck you, i hate alexander, everything was so easy for him, he fucked up the levant, sad there wasnt any man to stop him

how could the achaemenids lose to him?
i really hate how history went, romans and greeks stayed on top

thanks

> fuck you

> thanks

Make up your mind.

are you the same poster?

You're not that clever, are you?

explain yourself, my man

>banter
He was a stalker that drove Hannibal to suicide

why Hannibal didnt try to liberate tyre or sidon?
in those years, they werent hellenized yet

>tfw we'll never live in a time where the concept of being gay or straight never existed
>you will never have a good dicking with the lads then go home to your wife and kids

>ywn be Etruscan

>tfw stinky romans stole their achievements and identity

Damn he never stops winning