Historical waifus

If you could have a wife from any period in history from any place, who would you get?

> tfw won't have a politically ambitious Roman wife with whom to plot my ascension to the Imperial throne

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>braces for incoming pregnant Anne Frank spam

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Look at this beautiful nordic woman

she looks like my mother

I'd get a qt midwest farmgirl, maybe a southern belle.

That pic is fake

Romans were blonde haired people wih light eyes

From the 1880s of course.

AYO HOL UP

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Holy shit, I remember that from around the time the whole pregnant Anne Frank meme got started.

Good memories man. Now if only we could get some wholesome porn out of it...

>tfw no slightly eccentric Edwardian wife

a girl from my middle/high school that won't leave my fucking dreams.

pic very related

she's fat

I'm certain you can do better than that, user.

isnt that sappho

>you will never have a wife as loyal as her

I know that feel all too well, user.
I hope I see her again.

This. Romans were slavs

Basically theres a true erotism in Virginity and marriage with a pure girl desu

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The story of our waifu

MY BRIDE, MY BRIDE, I'VE COME TO CLAIM MY BRIDE!

He's not alone (ignore the furry)

my choice is to go back to 1945, save her, bang Vera Lynn, go forward to 1950, fall in love with alive Anne, live happily ever after in Rockwellville, America

How many kids?

>If you could have a wife from any period in history from any place, who would you get?

An Ancient Egyptian woman.

two: Junior and Margot, she got to name the girl and chose her dead sister who i couldn't be assed to save
Junior ended up at Notre Dame, played linebacker on that Ara Parseghian championship team in '73. Margot was a bit of a rebel, I was afraid I was raising a communist daughter, but she met a nice Yale man while at Vassar (and you know I was a bit worried about my little girl over there, I'll tell you what), and settled into a lovely home life with him, they were married in '78 I think, or was that Junior?
Either way they both have kids of their own now, and live halfway across the world. Hell, Junior just became a grandfather himself last year. I think about how blessed I've been in my life, but it hasn't felt so good lately. You know I'm getting old now. I don't even know how old I am, messing with time does that to a man.
Of course, Anne passed a few years back, cancer, didn't matter, she was old too, 86 years old and still as beautiful as the first time I saw her in 2007. She wanted to be cremated, Junior and I got a pilot and scattered her ashes from an airplane over the sea. I thought it was funny as a lay a white rose over her eye at the wake. The only girl I've ever loved, and even though I had some sort-of time machine, I still couldn't save her. I would have been 21 years old today. That's how old both Anne and I were when we met, the second time at least. But I'm not 21. I'm old and I'm alone, again. Of course, I'd do it all again in a heartbeat.

> tfw won't have a politically ambitious Roman wife with whom to plot my ascension to the Imperial throne

This is me. Are you worthy?

Leave a contact.

Just give me a lesser noble qt of any European heritage with a decent dowery and I'll be happy.

Jackie's thick ass.

A qt English girl from 1860 or so who likes to wear poofy dresses.

>not having Anne continuously pump out babies until her womb looks like William T. Sherman marched through it.

>Junior gets all the luxuries of being an American
>didn't even show gratitude to his adopted homeland by serving in Vietnam

Best choice for Bronze Age. Minoan snake whores can fuck off.

>when Shakespeare made her evil in Henry VI Part 1

an austrolapithecus woman obviously

>"P-Peter, why are you looking at my diary again? I told you I don't want you reading that until after this war ends and I'm ready to publish it. Won't you come back upstairs and cuddle with me? The baby loves it when we cuddle. He kicks like crazy whenever he senses his papa's nearby. I just love it when you put your hand on my belly and feel our son kick. Don't you? Maybe once the adults are asleep, I can even take off this dress off and the three of us can do some 'soul-searching' together. Hehehehe..."
>tfw this will never be me
>inb4 captured and taken to Auschwitz

As long as we get the baby out beforehand, it's okay.

>Rockwellville
>Rockwell

Jeff, I'd hate to break this to you, but Commander Rockwell would not approve of you marrying a Jew.

being a dude in japan in some time periods probably wouldn't be too bad...

I'm not interested in waifus. I'd really like to fuck some European hookers from the 60s and 70s. The chicks from the old color climax movies look fucking amazing. I don't think I'd marry one.