It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Veeky Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot, Heaven and Hiroyuki here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
- The Leader
Christian Clark
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Xavier Flores
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Jace Morgan
Say sorry, or Your mother will fuck you in her sleep tonight
Jace Butler
Yo anomalus, do you use verge or monero?
Jace Lopez
BUY MY BAGS DAMMIT!!
Cameron Hill
Buy QTUM while it's down faggot. Last chance
Samuel Clark
Mr anonymous can you end my life as well as Veeky Forums?
Hunter Morales
You think it will go up after mainnet release?
Samuel Kelly
Thanks! Just bought 100k!!!
Jose Garcia
Dear anonymous, can I join you? I'm only 10 but I'm skilled with a bo staff and I think I might have telekinesis.
David Cox
Why waste your time... pump ETH please and escape your basement dominos pizza cuck life
Gabriel Gomez
Please go larp somewhere else. sage
Easton Morgan
>Anonymous is not Veeky Forums.
Fucking newfag. Go back being a babbie.
Zachary Carter
Why dont you crack all btc addresses with high amount of btc on it leader kun?
Benjamin Ward
> He thinks child porn, gore and cruel jokes originate from the most jewish part of Veeky Forums.
Tyler Ward
Far as I know child porn isn't available on Veeky Forums and as for cruel jokes grow some tough skin pussy or come up with a comeback
Evan Hernandez
This i think he got lost, and should be over in /b/
Jacob Martinez
Nice pasta.
I'm glad you showed up.
Why are anonymous so shit these days? > how come all videos shite > how come can't actually hack anymore > how come no lulz
Gabriel White
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
Brody Brown
"Darn it" can't be read without hearing fucking Goku's English voice in my head