These hands were made for holdin'

These hands were made for holdin'
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these hands are going to crush the Fudding Jew!

pretty good thread desu

i like it

Yesterday,
All my gains seem safely tucked away.
Then the chinks took my profits away!
Oh I believe in yesterday!
Suddenly my gains aren't what they used to be.
there's pink wojaks hanging over me.
Oh this gay dip came suddenly.
Why'd they have to dump? I don't know, they didn't say!
I said "I won't sell!" now I long for yesterdaaaaaAaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

not bad

pretty good user, here have an upvote

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Ever told on a fudder? (nope)
Dumped shitcoins in the gutter? (yup)
Ever set a Veeky Forumszle up? (nope)
Posted meme triangles on kids that were down on their luck? (yup)
you a sap? (nope)
you pumpndumper, you sold BAT? (yup)
Catch a falling knife? (nope)
Catching the bottom of dips like you been doing it your whole life? (yup)

this

thx

fucking lol
user you're alright

Here's gold kind stranger

This is just the thread i needed lol

Feelin' downtrodden, fresh kid turned rotten;
I can't believe how naive that I've gotten;
Over the years seems like I'm gettin' dumber,
reminiscing to a time when ether was a smaller number;
Full of dreams, determination, self-esteem;
But now it seems, they hesitate to be on my team;
You know the routine, when you winnin' they're grinnin', all up in your face like you was clif high from the beginnin';
But on the flipside, when you sold low and bought high, fools clown 'bout how you slipped and let shit slide;
Beside the fact, my coins are wack, clowns is runnin' 'round, talkin' 'bout I bought ANT;
Ain't got no homies that got my back,
yeah I'm a Veeky Forumszle but sometimes I don't feel jack;
My girl is like, "why you buy digibyte?";
Veeky Forumszles who ain't seen me in a while be like, "Dude, you aight?"

TA MAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND LEAD ME TO THE LAND THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
TA MAN THE VOYAGE THROUGH THE HANDLE OF THE CUP IS A REAL TRIP
TA MAN THE CRUST OF THE TA MAN EMBIBED BY THE DEAD CAT SOAKING UP THE TEARS OF THE LAND TA MAN

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We've gotta hold on to what we've got.
It doesn't make a difference if we short it or not.
We've got our bags and that's a lot.
For love we'll give it a shot."

Best one yet.

Nice.

Veeky Forums hand ready