Be useless NEET living at home

>be useless NEET living at home
>every day face crippling depression and suffocating anxiety
>can't find work, hard to leave the house
>Dad tries to hide his disgust for me, can hear mom when she thinks she's alone talking to her friends about what to do about me
>fail at everything, including killing myself
>one day browsing Veeky Forums
>see "Veeky Forums", decide to click on it instead of /b/
>cue chicago bulls theme song: youtube.com/watch?v=NsIB3-t2j3A
>learn about crypto for the first time
>watch autistic neets like me mooning to lamboland
>look at bank account
>$1000 and some change from birthday money over the years
>start to spend my nights learning about crypto instead of jacking off
>begin to trade, am nervous and sell low buy high a lot
>lose $300 immediately
>"I'll always be a loser"
>lie awake at night crying, want to kill myself
>"no.... no, not this time user"
>come back to Veeky Forums
>"you... you can do this"
>hail mary with last $400
>hit first XRP spike
>back in the game
>learn to steady my hands
>6 weeks later, have made 28k
>pull out 14k, pay off one of mom's maxed out credit cards
>parents are in awe. mom cries. for the first time dad looks at me and smiles
>celebrate as a family, haven't felt good at home since I was a child
>for the first time in my life, I have a spark of confidence
>maybe I don't have to be a retarded neet eating microwaved food my whole life
>maybe can be something one day
>take out $200 in BTC and buy some clothes that fit
>mom hugs me, dad enjoys talking to me again
>take my remaining 13.8k and hit the crypto markets, one day at a time, half my savings in HODL, day trading the other half
>depression is waning, anxiety still not good but manageable
>mfw see potential for a brighter future

thank you Veeky Forums, wish me luck

YES!

THANK YOU!

To everyone in this thread, most of you won't be like OP. Most of you will lose your money. OP got lucky.

OP is extending the truth

Just wait till the tax man comes looking for $2500.

>tax man asks where's muh money
>lost everything going all in
>handcuffed and led out of house in front of all the neighbors
>mom cries blubbering tears
>dad caresses her
>you get to jail and a mandingo asks what you're in for
>didn't pay muh crypto tax
>gets raped
>mom kills herself
>dad disowns you for being a fag
>you hangself by toilet

All because you got into Cryptocoin.

>suddenly crypto market crashes
>you kill yourself
>I fuck your mom on your dead body

BASED

I know this. That's why I only want to make enough in crypto to help me get through college.

I don't mind not being rich. I just don't want to depend on my parents to get through college.

>crypto markets crash because some fag said bad words about it in an interview
>lose everything
>try to kill myself
>fail
>Addicted to the feeling of pleasing my parents
>Live for it
>put ads on Gumtree for furry sex slave for some money
>sitting in grimy motel room, waiting for man, ass in the air and furry tail buttblug in ass
>one enters, pins me to the bed and ties up my hands
>hear noises, men talking and laughing
>light switches off, i'm gagged
>men pour through the door and slams shut
>ass plug pulled out hard, pulls out my colon, have rosebutt
>get gangraped, can't scream
>wake up 8 hours later covered in my own blood and shit
>missing phone and wallet

At least I didn't fail in contracting aids

tl;dr
>am loser
>try trading and suck at that too
>decide to straight up bet my last funds on a shitcoin
>by pure luck it happened to moon
>congratulate me