$250k

If Veeky Forums had $250k how would you invest it?

Whatever it is;

>crypto / meme coins
>stocks
>property
>business ideas
>etc

Explain why you would / what makes you think it would be a successful investment

cocaine hookers and a shotgun

Kneepads. You can suck a million cocks $1 a pop and u get $$1M.

200k on omg and 50k on cocaine and ladyboys

My music, some crypto, a couple of inventions i have, and a bar. Not everyone has good taste, I do. I just lack financing.

10k to host myself in some cheap studio apartment for a year or two
Say about 20-50k into crypto, you dont need that much into it
The rest is just savings and funding my business

$250k on Rick Owens. I'd be flexing on all of you poorfags with, every day of the week.

Why wouldn't you do it at $20 per dick?

50,000 cocks for $20 would be far easier than 1,000,000 for $1

Sometimes its more about the dick, not the money

>Sometimes its more about the dick
this. op is a fag etc

Buy 10 properties in Detroit
Flip them in 10 years when the region gets gentrified
Easy 2 million

I'd just go to Italy or eastern europe for the next 15 years, then come back and get some welfare in my country.

That's what I did for the last 10 years, but with shorter trips.

50k crpyto on a 10x
100k stocks
30k Gold & silver

might want to hold on to the rest see what happens

>sandnigging this much

I'd invest in your mom.

EDG.
If I had $ 250k I would buy everything in EDG now until 25k sat and by the end of the month would have 1 million.

she does need some better clothing

illich and gilbert pretty much took any space worthwhile. if you fix anything that is left the copper will be stolen before you're even done soldering. Also you'll be shot.

still, it'd be pretty cheap to buy a couple houses there

you could wait for the mega rich people to repair most of the area before you do anything yourself

I would like to think property but I live in the SF Bay area. 250k wouldn't buy you a tin shack in the ghetto.

I know that feeling man,
I live in Melbourne OZ, where the average apartment goes for ~$400k