ITT: it's 1914

>tfw joined up the army
it's going to be great, next time we'll be home as heroes celebrating christmas and bringing glory to our fatherland

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Heh austria is gonna get fucked in the ass next year

you know what would be neat, a machine-carbine.

Judging by my ancestor's experience, being in the artillery branch is the best way to survive.
I'll bribe myself into it if i have to.
I'll also get some better boots and get some undergarments for winter.

I'M THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST IN THREE DAYS THERE WILL BE AN EARTHQUAKE IN TURKEY

"Its over Luigi, I have the high ground!"

FINALLY WE CAN TEACH THOSE FILTHY BELGIANS WHAT FOR

Maybe if we help fighting in their war they'll surely give us independence.

Real communism literally has not been tried yet

What's the communism stuff you're talking about? Sounds interesting

*loses hearing ability at age 20*
wow artillery sure is great!

#oldworldproblems

LOL as an American I'm so fucking glad we'll never have to waste another dollar on a foreign war

>America
>relevant
lol, no one cares about you

Paris Commune

At least you're alive

its literally one of the only three relevant countries today, next to China and maybe Russia

Polish independence when?

>it's 1914

That's great but I'm American. Only thing we're doing militarily is dealing with Pancho Villa.

>Only thing we're doing militarily is dealing with Pancho Villa.
Wrong.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_occupation_of_Nicaragua

How many Americans of the time even knew that was going on?

Pic related is from a publication from the period. I'd assume a number of literate Americans would know of it.

... nah we dont need that shit semi autos are the future!

psst yo autist read the situation do you think hes being serious?

>insecure amerifaps

what?

REFEREE KILL ALL THE GERMANS

FREEDOM FOR LATVIA

ESTONIA STRONK

WE'LL BE FREE

YOU'LL ALL FUCKING SEE

#trenchfoot

>Russia
>relevant

>Insecure faggot didn't realize we were still pretending it was 1914.

Meh I dunno guys, going to war with all that new weaponry seems kinda dangerous.
Thankfully as a Belgian I'm safe since we are neutral.

Yes, now I'm interested too
t.regards Finland's working class :DD

>spends christmas playing football and drinking with the enemy troops

Just because we're not relevant to Europe doesn't mean we aren't better
>so better that when you guys fuck up all your people flee to us

>a nation of fuckups and losers

>tfw I've already "accidentally" lost my toes chopping firewood
Enjoy dying in a Germany artillery barrage while I help myself to your women folks.

>implying it isn't people fleeing from the idiot monarchs to our nation of glorious freedom

>A-at least it's not monarchy!

>tfw recently picked up playing Supremacy 1914 for the first time in 6 years

Feels so good to RP with other autistic WWIfags

Which fatherland. HREv2, or Muh Slav brothers?

It's spelled Japan, but you are forgiven.
The Tsar got us in the problem the world is now, so that shithole is pretty relevant

Uuh actually italy joined in 1915

Capitalism is the future, smelly european