Why is the German language so edgy?

It sounds like it was made up by 12 year olds who say they fucked your mom on Xbox Live.

Is their language the reason Krauts are so autistic or is it just a byproduct of their autism?

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Germanic languages are barbaric

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French for Heaven is "Ciel", from Latin "Caelum".

Also fuck off with your reddit shit.

>French for Heaven is "Ciel"

That's wrong, tard
Ciel means "sky"
French for "heaven" is "paradis"

Paradis means "Paradise" fucktard.

French "Ciel", just like Spanish "Cielo" and Latin "Caelum" can mean either "sky" or "Heaven" depending on the context.

t. Spanish native speaker, French second language speaker, I actually know how the words are used

>Paradis means "Paradise" fucktard.

Paradise and Heaven are synonyms, faggot
Most English words have two versions, a Germanic one and a French one

Heaven/Paradise
Wood/Forest
Folk/People
Tongue/Language
Might/Power

Etc..

Fucking Moorish spic nogger, hope u die in a car crash

Both are correct. It's the plural of ciel (Cieux) that's used in prayers, it's a general idea of a greater thing above while Paradis is more concrete, like an actual place, an idea that can be manifested and felt (paradis sur terre)

I hope you realise these are all fake except the English ones
Also, funny to put English in the romance family

They are not literal synonyms.
Stop backpedalling and just admit you tried to correct me and got BTFO.

There can be multiple paradises, but there can only be one heaven.

>A thread died for this

It was a thread asking why subsaharan africa didnt develop tho

>but there can only be one heaven

Wrong

>Norman invasion made sure that English is the greatest blend of romance and germanic languages
Why do anglos get the best of everything?

Erm, all the romance languages derive words from English?

The eternal & Humanities strikes again

This is history if anything

>hope u die in a car crash
specifically in Barcelona if its possible
portuguese ones are fake

0/10

The word "heaven" also means sky you moron.

Can you communicate without using memes?

We have a beautiful language. There is no word like "Heimat" with a similar weight to it.
But I absolutely understand how many words and their pronounciation may seem very funny or even harsh to foreigners.
We have some pretty ridiculous words like "Schweinskopfsülze" and you just gotta love them as a native, they're plenty fun.

>he fell for the "the German language is ugly"-meme

jeez, 1915s calling, they want their propaganda back

Am portuguese, wtf is maõnch???

rodina

Based Russians, this is just as good! It has this certain warmth to it, you can feel the meaning.

kek

autism

See

Ciel mean both Sky and Heaven although Cieux(plural of Ciel) is prefered to mean Heaven

As an example

Le ciel est bleu / The sky is blue
Aide-toi et le ciel t'aidera / Help yourself and the Heaven will help you too
Le Dieu des cieux / The God of Heaven

Imo Cieux is more spiritual while Ciel is more physical although Ciel can be spiritual too but somwhat less than Cieux

Bump

>Correcting someone is autism

Nope.

You can say "This place is a paradise" or "This place is paradise".

You can't say "This place is a Heaven".
You can only say "This place is like Heaven".

The meanings are not the same.
A paradise is a utopian place.
Heaven is the literal Heaven from the Bible, it has a more religious meaning.

Thus, if you wanted to translate "Heaven" into French, ciel would be more accurate than paradis.

>You can't say "This place is a Heaven".

You can say "This place is Heaven" tho, tard
Some synonyms require you to remove or add a "a"

Anyway
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/heaven#Synonyms
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/paradise#Synonyms

Germans are animals, their language is therefore aimed towards communicating to animals.

with*
I see you have gone far in mastering the English language.

You can't say "a Heaven" because there is only one. Thank you for proving my point.

That's right, Achmed. There is only one god.

Not really.

>shitposts fucktarded /int/ bullshit on Veeky Forums
>other people are 12 year olds
Get fucked cunt