IT'S HAPPENING

its a dead cat bounce

MGTI

it's the little things, user

Cats have 9 lives

UP BITCOIN UP

GO GO GO

BITCOIN UP UP

YESSSSSSSSSS BUY BUY BUY

How many retards like you browse here that doesn't realize this whole sight is satire

I guess ill cancel my exit bag order!

Oh come on! How the hell did it just jump 150€ with no resistance at all?

I swear if I get margin called I'll sell all I have and go into gardening like Stardew Valley

China is trading on 2800 across most exchanges.
Wouldn't arbitrage alone plummet the price down to 3000?

Game can't be that easy kid

This our first decent green candle in a while. It's really happening.

Those brainlets probably can't

I'm just the perfect embodiement of buy high sell low I think.

And the one time I try a a short this shit soars off into space at fuck you speed.

>shorting after the dip
>buying after the moon

Veeky Forums

I know! But China is so much lower it just doesn't make sense to me that this would be the bottom, it still has plenty of room to fall.

Anyways, looks like I still time to get out without too much of a devastating loss if it really jumps up again....

Wish me luck

and this is the 4th dead cat bounce. 5 more to go.

>user shorts with leverage
>gets wiped out by a bull trap in the middle of a crash

should've invested in Powerball, user

They're probably arbing the shit out of it

>BUY BUY BUY
Hate to burst your bubble, OP, but in the business that's what we call "sellin' candles".

hold it open if you can. its going back doing quickly

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That's what I'm hoping.
I can't do it myself, but I'm happy to open shorts if they keep selling their cheap chinese coins.

Holding so far, but there might be a second bounce

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And here we go for that second bounce.
This better be a dead cat or I'm toast

better get your spreadin' knife ready BIIIIIIITTTTTCCCCHHHHHHH

user...I

UP UP UP

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This isn't over yet! Everyone is rising because China is rising, but this might just be arbitrage traders stocking up for a big blow... maybe..

oh my god, back to 4K in the next 12hours

Really user, the hole sight?

$3430

+$200

lol, just went all in on NEO and earned a hundred dollar within 5 minutes. Loving this crash yo.

We back in lambos boys! No coiners btfo once again!

So...what can I buy with Bitcoin?

to be honest it's my first time here and I''m laughing my ass off. You Veeky Forums guys can throw a party.

Biz is easily the most fun board.

>he sold at the bottom
laughing_girls.png

You guys think we're on a bounce? I'm trying to break even on my alts to get ready if there's another dip...

The Back to School 2017 Crash
>5014
>3229
64%

The June 2017 Run
>3025
>1836
61%

The Spring Break 2017 Run
>1325
>891
67%

The Christmas 2016 Run
>1153
>747
65%

it's going back up

You should have been here six months ago when pretty much every coin went up 300% or more in less then like two weeks.

It was like the wild west
There were literally millionaires overnight

No chinks involved this time though

2800 this weekend

Lambos & Ho's

just hodl everything