You wake up tomorrow

i would incorrectly blame the chinese

put all my student loans into BTC

nah i'm just joking i'm not a fucking amerilard who has to pay a quarter million to fucking go to school

seriously how jewed are you

I'm not sure this is what accumulating looks like. Maybe.

sell all my crypto and buy again when it goes back up to $5k
>duh

You're right you just pay for it with taxes your entire life.

Uh ... I mean for free. *rubs hands*

Buy a fuck load if Kraken ever updates my balance. ffs

I buy 200 BTC and 5000 ETH if that's the case.

Didnt sell at 5k 4k 3k 2k 1k and you think im going to sell at 250$ I'd rather set my balls on fire while i jump of a 120th floor building naked while screaming kill all the jews

>he pays taxes
hahahahaha americuck

We're talking about you Ahmed and your (((free))) stuff.

>yurostan reading comprehension