How to withdraw money?

Say I have 20k USD worth of bitcoins waiting for my divine hands to grab them, how do I convert them to real currency without government interference?

Firstly, my socialist government wants to tax EVERYTHING and if I receive large sums off money on my bank account the government will surely persecute me to no end. It would be holocaust 2.0.

Secondly, I receive government handouts for legitimate reasons and am therefore not allowed to own wealth, otherwise they would be confiscated; and they have the power to check on my bank account's activity.

Thirdly, although there are bitcoin ATMs in my country (or there was) there is a limit to how much you can withdraw and the amount is minuscule.

Jew mind helping me?

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This is an interesting question I've been dealing with.

I suppose once could use the bitcoin to buy drugs and sell the drugs for real money but that makes it perhaps even more risky

buy gold and silver with the bitcoin

where to buy said drugs 4 swim

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easy, send it to me

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Deepweb, tor?

buying illegal drugs is taxable in the US

Well, duh, if they catch you you'll be fined. But how can they tax you for something they are not aware of? Use a mailbox of an abandoned address and fish the package out of the mailbox using simple techniques.

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open some account in another country and withdraw there ...easiest safest way.....ask someone to help in this if you have no friends pay one for it.

not op but can that be done online?

Easily the best advice!

find someone who is willing to trade BTC for cash IRL, meet up and trade

Btw how you will diversify such portfolio? Im thinking 70/30 - Gld/Slv. Then hedge the fuck out of it and sit for a while.

why not?some fags would willingly help out...you just have to find someone who is trusted....and maybe is living off of that.In case you asking to open account online i dont know if its possible....maybe

localbitcoin, sell in cash

well you are not allowed to have money but you are probably allowed to have stuff,

so just buy stuff with your boitcoins, trade em for amazon giftcards or something

There are numerous reports of people meeting with undercover cops and facing trouble. Don't even think it's illegal but it happens

Wouldn't one of those prepaid btc cards work in this situation?

hmmm, maybe i should do it, only problem i live in Russia and that may look suspicious to CIA and what not, your thoughts?

easy, you use a crypto credit card like bitpay or monaco or whatever.

does that require that I give them my personal info?