Meanwhile, on cave /biz

Me give 1 handful berries to hooknose, he say I still need give "in-ta-res"

Wat do?

Ooga Ooga make'm soft feather pad for knees.

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Sea shell never replace rock as money, all big ponzi by sea people

my name is satoshi nakamoto. buy my bitbeans.

All in cave know rock. You no just replace with shell!
Wat "bit bean" can eat bean?

>kill boars to save up for berries
>go to swap boarassea for berries on bonetrex to impress bungina
>sorry, minimum order is 50'000 berries
>punch rocktop out of frustration
>die of blood infection

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boar asses* fuck

Me put shiny rocks under bush that guy say to so I get magic sea shell but magic sea shell no come

wat do

Kek

Hmm. Try put more rocks

Did get transaction ID on Rockchain?

>go north river talk cave girl
>tell her she make 200 shiny pebble if she work in fire cave
>make 12000 big rock from dumb cave girl
>me buy new torch and rock
heheh sex sell

ten thousand hour on cave wall

How many rock for girl be this?

For hooknose clan, many rock
For airy clan, 1 bonk on head

300 rock for hour
500 for nuru nuru special
1200 for overnight snu snu

tell chief that you see fire spirit, fire spirit say hooknose too good for tribe, belong in spirit world, fire is gateway for hooknose only

>me never leave cave
>other cavemen laugh at skeleton body
>go out cave, no cavemen
>give my only bum cloth for oats
>go hunt pig
>no pig
>go back to cave
>cavemen laugh. they kill all pig and eat it.
>have heavy bag of pig oats
>naked and afraid
>everyone laugh
>draw angered pink demons on cave wall and cry

>draw angered pink demons on cave wall and cry
My fucking sides

>morning sun rise over east cave
>east cave ooga boogas rises from sleep
>OOGA BOOGA CAVE MAN
>pebble worth nothing now

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>angered pink demons

she no asian

>trade all rock for promise of new round rock
>round rock never come

CHIEFTAIN MUST REGULATE ROCK NOW.

>cave elder say he have new berries worth many pebble
>he say special trade only for pre-pick day
>he say bonetrex market take berry soon
>me give elder 10,00 PEB for 100 SEA
>no one want berry, only sea shell
>see cave elder make laugh and peepee rub with cave matriarch
>berrybag is become heavy

>tiny eye yellow man rise early
>hunt all deer, me sleep
>laugh our cave, we no food and hungry
>elephant stomp tiny eye yellow man hut
>kill elephant, many food
>laugh tiny eye yellow man, he no cave, no sleep, no food
>look me eat many elephant meat
>he no can eat
>me sleep, he cry

>have bone
>bone worth nothing in village
>give cave shaman 200 bone for spirit smoke
>many moon later
>200 bone now buy own cave
>regret spirit smoke

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If pray to big coin in sky, all make it to wolly mammoth land.

>many moon ago
>cave neighbor say big rain come
>he say only way to live to get on ark
>say he silly, no big rain come
>call him dumb brain arkie
>ark getting big
>me no need ark, rocks float good in big rain, right?
>big rain comes
>me face when

ooga booga not asian

>every time do wrong what cavemen say
>cavemen say to make hut, white sand fall soon
>no make hut
>white sand no fall
>save berries from no spend on fire and wood hut
>other cavemen try give fire and wood for little berries
>hear shaman say white sand really fall soon
>take fire and wood from cavemen for little berry
>white sand really fall
>sad cavemen shake and teeths make click-click
>give me last bum cloths and dry meat for take back fire and wood
>me laugh in warm cave, enough meat, berry and wood to buy lamb-o

>send berry with dog to other village feed my old woman who give me life with her ass
>dog take too long
>hook nose man come say cavemen can go berries more fast if give him berries
>he say he give dog magic make it fast
>all cavemen say they like, so give hook nose man berries
>dog not much fast after hook nose man magic
>now give more berries to hook nose man than dog carry to my old woman