Meanwhile, on cave /biz

Me give 1 handful berries to hooknose, he say I still need give "in-ta-res"

Wat do?

Ooga Ooga make'm soft feather pad for knees.

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Sea shell never replace rock as money, all big ponzi by sea people

my name is satoshi nakamoto. buy my bitbeans.

All in cave know rock. You no just replace with shell!
Wat "bit bean" can eat bean?

>kill boars to save up for berries
>go to swap boarassea for berries on bonetrex to impress bungina
>sorry, minimum order is 50'000 berries
>punch rocktop out of frustration
>die of blood infection

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boar asses* fuck

Me put shiny rocks under bush that guy say to so I get magic sea shell but magic sea shell no come

wat do