Pre-Revolution
>Greatest philosophers
>Greatest power and culture in Europe
>Armies BTFO enemies from the Germans, to the Spaniards, all the way to the English and the Dutch
>Defender of the faith
>Beautiful architecture
>All people of any worth speak French (Aristocrats, Royal courts, Scientists, philosophers etc)
Post-revolution/Napoleon
>Embarrassingly bad philosophers 'Dude le religion is bad, egalitarianism is good :DDD'
>2nd rate power, in the shadow of greater players like Britain, Russia and later Prussia/Germany. Only reason for existence is to maintain the British notion of the balance of power
>Culture only known for hedonism and debauchery
>Pathetic armies. BTFO by Prussia and Fucking Mexico. Soldiers refused to fight invading armies during the Climax of WW1, forced Brits, Canadians and Americans to die for French soil
>WW2
>Cult of the supreme being, popularising state atheism and promoting universalism
>Shit architecture like that monstrosity Eiffel tower
>French is a joke language only spoken by Canadians and Africans
Is the French revolution the worse thing that ever happened to France? It seems to be the equivalent the cultural revolution in China in that it completely poisoned French culture forever