So what do you do, user?

> I'm lead virtual assets analyst at Bittrex

>red wine cold

fucking PLEBIAN

>they let me work from home

accidentally stabbed own palm with scalpel.....
and all shitcoins that i have drop down

>i am free to work whenever i want

and i didn't get airdrop that i wanted to get. life is pain.

> Aside from managing my investments I do whatever I feel like.

Youre you fucking morons red wines are to be served at slightly below room temp, and not be warmed at all by your disgusting sweaty sausage fingers.
Pinch the stem with wine, always. This isn't brandy or a can of PBR you fucking know-it-all fratboys.

if i have this does it mean mia will take my virginity?

good luck with aids

> thinking pornstars have aids

girl named Sara got aids after working with 2 niggers......her bleeding bumhole catched it.
it was her debut. and last time.

after that tragic fuckup porn actors get checked regularly.

she is alive still and wrote book .....
well good luck to that poor Sara

No it is a photo I took of my gf

The primary exception is mulled wine, which is fucking delicious.

she did got aids dude, it was on the news long ago. some nurses fuck up the records and accidentally gave the information to the media and because of that Mia quit on the porn industry or more like she was kicked out but I dunno. Mia tried to cover it up as much as she can by saying the medical papers were fraud etc

What a gross, overrated whore.

KILL ALL PORNO ADDICTS

I saw her stream on Twitch a few months ago. I think she is riding the former pornstar lambo atm.

>t. virgin

"Heh... Y-Yeah I trade cryptocurrency on the internet. It's like bitcoin if you've heard of that, you know? W-Well it's a little more complicated than that. N-No, I mean, I know you're smart, but like, there are altcoins which have different... They use smart contracts? It's like a bridge between different kinds of bitcoins. Uh... Oh, you have to go now? O-Okay..."

I can tell you what I don't do - take dick for cash because that's all I can offer until I get too old to be pleasant to look at and jerk off to

>im a blockchain asset manager.

i wonder how many neets actually use something like this

I shit on wall street, baby.

>grating your parmigiano-reggiano into slices instead of a fine grain
I bet you hold DGB

Get fucked, roastie

>contemplating how did I end up in this situation and want to kill myself.

Me? I poo in the loo and wipe with toilet paper after. Unlike you and your kind.

>Oh, funny you ask haha. Well, I'm what they call a "Digimarine"... basically we are a band of brothers who work together towards the goal of becoming wealthy through a solid investment.

Oh.
Nvm then, sorry for wasting your time

Grab those big fake tits and squeeze and jerk off until the cops crack my head in

She's Arab not indian

I'm a virgin NEET nocoiner with 5k fiat who's hoping this bounce is a dead cat bounce.

Fasten your seatbelts boys. Trendline break soon.

she's not indian

i want a cute lebanese gf like her

this

>I get gangbanged by a bunch of dudes
>Oh wait, that's you
>Later babe
>*Puts on shades and walks out as Snoop Dogg begins to play*
>10 seconds passes
>Dam I'm hungry. Oh that's right, I was going to eat there with that porn star. Well I can't go back in there or it'll ruin the whole effect I was going for. What do.
>I know, I'll just go get a burger. Now where is my car?
>Did I drive here or did I come with her?
>Lol. "come with her." Haha. I'm so fucking funny. Still got it big guy, still go it.
>Wait
>Why, w-why would I even be out here about to eat with a porn star?
>Wait, how the fuck did I even get here?!
>Is this a fucking dream?
>Shit, is this the Matrix? Am I literally in the matrix? Has AI taken over humanity and I'm now living in a bizarre simulation while in reality I'm pale, hairless, covered in goo, being hooked up to some alien dicks....
>I have to wake up.
>I have to get out.
>I have to escape.
>*With a look of pure determination he climbs to the top of the nearest sky-scraper, humming that Snoop Dogg song from earlier dramatically*
>*He walks over to the edge, looks down*
>If I make it out of this, I promise to make it up to everyone I've ever hurt.
>This is for you, Mia.

....Aaaaaaaaaand scene.

>I'm an elite stud by profession
>get moved around a lot but can use the deep earth supersonic vacuum tunnels criss-crossing the country that the USAF built in the 70's
>I'm basically connected to this huge machine and they don't let me see what beings I'm fertilizing, but it feels like regular sex and there are vaginal contractions I can feel
>during shifts I'm connected to all sorts of IV like stuff with super protein so I recharge faster

What is bad whit it?

not fucking you tonight because I've got better shit to do

Get out, you revolting prole.

>those problem glasses
Can you imagine the bullshit that would come out of her mouth?

so thats a yes?

I'd be more worried about what's gone into her mouth, user

Mia Iota Khalifa is hot, cute and ugly at the same time

>that 3head

does she even have a brain?

>talking to a whore
She looks like a Monkey and would only be worth fucking if you were in a third world shithole and she was cheap. White and asian women only, desu. You disgust me.

Oh hey it's pepperoni tits

burn the coal...

well basically i masturbate to Neko lolis in compromising positions and watch anime all day while i buy and sell some random shitcoins i don't even know what they're there for

now fuck off im not into you filthy 3D shit

You can tell by the glasses, the way she dresses, her previous "profession" and that dumb look on her face that she is a degenerate and would only stay with you as long as you supplied her with cash.
A poor investment as you only get cucked when she goes and fucks every tom dick and harry while spending money that should be sitting snugly in the treasury.

>Thinks the yellow monkeys are somehow better than the brown ones

White women. Now here's ten bucks to go be brown somewhere else.

You've got to go back /pol/

Fuck off we're full.

This isn't refugee camp for wannabe nazi weebs that haven't accomplished anything...

/pol/tards are the new furries....

...

>brags about lolicon
>virtue signals about "internet nazis"
Yes, you are so much better than people who ironically use the n word. You just masturbate to 7 year olds getting raped by monsters. That is so much better. Neck yourself, libcuck.

>made $500 a shoot
>drives lambo
She's still paying off her tits m8

Christ, that ugly ass chart.

>Mia Iota Khalifa

kek

You faggots hurt capital gain. Therefore an enemy to Veeky Forums.

When the nazi image becomes profitable, comeback.

until then,

fuck

off.

Veeky Forums is being overran by /pol/faggots because people keep dragging them over here.

Everything that /pol/ touches, turns to shit. Why would I want them touching something I have a vested interest in?

People like you hurt gains. Neck yourself, pedo libcuck.

Why so butthurt? Did a skinhead steal your boyfriend?

imaging a story isn't an argument.

Also I just told you why you fucking idiot.

this girl is so fucking ugly dude. hot body but disgusting muslim face.

no wonder the sandniggers invented the burka.

fixed it for you.

don't ever poast an ugly girl on Veeky Forums ever again or i will find you and rayp you myself.

honestly thought it was a dude with that nose and adams apple

Lol look at all these fucking defense mechanisms. I've got 1.325 BTC that says none of you have ever touched a girl that looks hotter than mia

interesting, I didnt even notice the thickness until you erased that mudslime face in which case..

>Im a crypto currency analyst and trader

her body is hot, her face is disgusting, and you're overcompensating with your 1.325 btc comment.

having a certain amount of btc won't compensate for your shitty taste in women and your micropenis.

i've only got .08 btc total and i've fucked girls hotter than mia for sure. just throwing that out there. i'm poor as ffuck but at least i've got standards and not poasting ugly shit on Veeky Forums.

go to /hr/ if you wanna jack off to mia caliphate

in general i like Veeky Forums but faggots like you shit up the board with retarded posts.

I go home to my wife and kids.

She costs more than a lambo.

ahahahahahaha
Pornstars literally make like a grand a scene. That is what she is worth. Dirt.

Sorry, bro, didn't mean to ruin your day by pointing out how miserable your sex life is. Hope you calm down soon.

>defence mechanisms
we call those "standards" where i come from bro

I mercilessly assfuck you in the bar bathroom.

And yet you've only fucked chicks who look worse than she does? Rofl

>Gook goblins

>Better than browns

Found the low-test virgin.

Is she your oneitis bro? She has a nice face but you're probably attracted to the fake bod. She's not ridiculously good looking or anything and I'm sure you see more attractive women when you're out and about.

whatever you say bro. i'm not the one rushing to defend some pornstar on Veeky Forums.

>Reply
autism

>not recognizing when /pol/ pretends to hate /pol/ for no reason

>Is she your oneitis bro
She's a pornstar, you fucking retard.

If you think that she is ugly, you are 100% a coping virgin.

>"I'm an investor"

I tell girls this and it usually gets them wet AF.

Be quiet, cuckmaster.

this

the swine in this place... can't wait till we're all rich so neets can bite the end off cubans, mix their single malt with coke and order tendies at the restaurant and eat them with cutlery in the wrong hands.

all the lambos gonna look mad covered in decals.

always remeber to cut the rind off your brie, order steak well done and never, ever tip.

I usually say youtube star of a crypto channel... its a pretty sweet gig, I make a ton of money and bitches always want to be a part of my videos. I just film us banging though.

Fuck off balina, nobody cares about your sub saharan whores.

bang white and asian girls.

you just lost your bet, you can donate to me in equivalent $4CHN.

Most pornstars are ugly as fuck, makeup does half the job

FUCK YOU OP
BEEN ON NO FAP FOR 3 MONTHS
FELT INCREASED TEST, MORE MOTIVATION
BLEW THE BIGGEST LOAD TODAY AND NOW I HAVE NO DRIVE TO DO ANYTHING.

This.

I say I like to diversify between traditional bear market commodities like gold and silver and bleeding edge bull market investments like digital currency.

They almost never ask more questions than that.