Hey everyone, I'm Goofy and I have been lurking a while and gawrsh I love history hyuck. I hope the mods don't ban me because of this gawrsh that would be sad.
Anyway, me and my son Max love our history. I was used as a WWII mascot for the Americans during the war. Gawrsh isn't that interesting? Hyuck.
So I hope I will be of good use on this thread from now now. Hyuck. I think that I could contribute and make some good decent threads. Gawrsh the racism and the hurtful words said about black people though is sure pretty bad though. Hyuck.
Liam Turner
Gawrsh don't I look fierce and mean. Hyuck.
Brody Clark
gooby pls
Isaiah Brown
Thoughts on the Invasion of Panama?
Isaiah Gomez
The fuck is your problem?
Cooper Wilson
Hyuck. You know that's a very complicated question because gawrsh its hard in my opinion being just a goofy guy here hyuck, but think that because Manuel Noriega was becoming less of a reliable ally in the region by the mid-1980s hyuck that I think that in the perspective of the United States, we were justified in invading Panama.
Now does that I mean I think it was entirely justified, well gawrsh people might start attacking me if I take an official position hyuck, so I think that it really depends on your perspective.
Noriega was becoming rouge in the eyes of the US government by the 1980s and it seems that given his human rights record by then, I think we were somewhat justified in taking out the dictator. Hyuck. And on the plus side there were fewer civilian losses compared to the Iraq War.
I don't know much else on the war itself other than it was a very quick and on our side, a war that killed very few American soldiers.
Jace Morris
Gawrsh what did I do?
Sebastian Carter
Gawrsh, no more responses? :(
Angel Davis
This a good thread
Jaxson Clark
Hyuck thank you. :) Btw, Hyuck. Here's me on a stamp that taught US recruits how to become sailors during the Second World War. Gawrsh, I really do wish Bomber Harris would have done it again. Hyuck.
Ryder Carter
holy moly this is comfy
Julian Green
Yep.
Austin Scott
>You are now aware there's a whole WW2 propaganda movie about Goofy becoming a gaucho in Argentina to try to draw Argentines into the Allied side Hyuck.
John Butler
Gawrsh, I should start watching more of my shorts from back in the day. Hyuck. I'm making plenty of money as a baby photographer at the local store but still maybe I could do this more often here.
Gavin Ward
who is the greatest president in ya opinion also the worst
Evan Campbell
Well gawrsh. You know, I really don't know who is the greatest president. Hyuck.
Let see greatest: James Madison Abraham Lincoln Robert Taft Harry Truman Teddy Roosevelt
And the worst president? Well gawrsh, I really don't know this one at the top of my head.
James Buchanan Andrew Johnson George W Bush Lyndon B Johnson
Gwarsh those are probably bad lists of presidents.
William Walker
Hyuck, another thing that I like about this board is that everyone likes to post one of the greatest pioneers of strategic bombing. Richard Harris. Hyuck. Bomber Harris.
Robert Anderson
>andrew johnson >one of the worst
DROPPED R O P P E D
Connor Reyes
What [insert muh heritage/region here]-american is Goofy supposed to be or represent?
Carter Lopez
Jew
Jaxson Ortiz
Gawrsh sorry. I really don't like these type of lists because everyone has their worst and best president in their opinion. :( Sorry hyuck.
Xavier Perry
Hyuck. That's anti-Semitic.
Adrian Long
Disney seriously needs to make another movie about its cartoon mascots like A Goofy Movie again. enough with this PoC LGBT princess shit I want a movie about Mickey Mouse or something.
Dominic Wilson
Hyuck, well that's need a history related thing. You should go post that somewhere else silly. Hyuck.
But gawrsh thanks, we do need another movie staring me. Maybe Veeky Forums could help.
Benjamin Murphy
What the fuck are you then?
Henry Walker
I don't like niggers very much, goofy. Is there any hope for me?
Justin Russell
Dont listen to "Goofy" he is a commie apologist.
Adam Johnson
Hyuck, you know I really don't know. I think I might be part bloodhound and some Basset hound in me. But I think my son Maxie knows for sure. Sorry, gawrsh I feel stupid. Gawrsh well you shouldn't be racist considering that I am a dawg, you should go to /pol/ if you want to get an answer for you because I really don't know user. Hyuck sorry.
I say there might some hope for you. Hyuck.
Ian Phillips
Gawrsh, are you sure about that? I served in WWII in the US military against the Nazis and during the 1950s and 1960s I was a good stay at home dad and I got a job raising my first son George and then my other son Maxie during the 1990s. I even tried to take him fishing. Nope, I am not a commie. Hyuck.
Brody Davis
Gooby, would the world be abetter place if Germany won WWI?
Colton Ortiz
Hyuck. Nope. Germany should have been partitioned and broken up. Gawrsh, I feel bad now.
Jace Moore
I prefer Donald, you little untermensch
Dylan Harris
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Carson Morales
NO, THEN THERE WOULD BE NO WW2 AND HITLER TO KILL THOSE FUCKING KIKE NIGGERS. FUCKING NIGGER KIKES RUINED THE PERFECT WORLD OF TRUE AYRANS WE COULD HAVE HAD, THOSE FUCKING MARKIST JEW KIKE NIGGER FAGGOTS, THOSE JEWS JEWED EVERYTHING WITH THEIR HEBREW MITHOLOGY SINCE THE BEGINING OF TIME AND ROIND EVERYTHING, ROMANS SHOULD HAVE FINISHED OFF THE KIKES BEFORE THEY SPREAD THEIR HEBREW MITHOLOGY. I"M GONNA FUCKING GAS AND STEB THEM ALL, 1488 YOU FUCKING KIKE NIGGER LOVER.
William Morgan
Goofy can i have a hug?
Tyler Gutierrez
yeah man me too
Connor Sullivan
Gawrsh everyone, I am pretty tired right now and I need to get to bed now. :( But here you go. >hugs both anons.
Hyuck.
Aaron Walker
bless you OP
Nathan Collins
Give me a hug goofy
Julian Nelson
Hey goofy, what do you think about the dutch in the 16th and 17th century?
Oliver Perez
>tfw we live in a timeline where someone on a Siamese cat herding forum giving their opinion of world history in character as Goofy is a step up in intellectual quality from the usual discourse that we see anywhere else
Henry Carter
Now this is the quality content I come to Veeky Forums for.
Evan Kelly
Thank you Goofy :)
Kevin Cox
Can we keep this thread alive? I've never felt so blissful in my life before
Dylan Thomas
yeah im gonna bump
Henry Morgan
Gooby come back!
Noah Taylor
Hyuck. I'm back everyone! >hugs all the anons
Nathaniel Garcia
Goofy, you're back! Also what did you think about the Imperial Court during the Heian Period in Japan?
Ryder Campbell
Gawrsh, user I don't want to disappoint you but I don't know much about that period unfortunately. :( Shucks. Hyuck.
Ryder Smith
Hyuck. You know its been a while since I read up on the Dutch Golden Age. I'm not an expert, after all, I am just your average joe working as a baby photographer at the store while my son Maxie is working as an economist or whatever he does these days as an adult married to Roxanne.
I have to read up on my Dutch history again. Unfortunately. Gawrsh :(
Liam Phillips
It's fine Goof, nobody knows everything. To me the court made a huge mistake in kicking out the nobles of the court in order to reduce the strain in their treasury and thus created a pseudo-court which evolved into the Shogunate a few centuries later which thrn making the emperor a powerless figurehead till to this day
Wyatt Wright
We love you, Goofy.
Thomas Brooks
Why did the French create the Saar protectorate, goofster?
Brandon Campbell
Hello Goofy, any thoughts on the cultural syncretism that happened south of the Horn of Africa, what with Omani traders minglin with the local african population?
Joshua Hughes
Hyuck. Gawrsh user.
Luis Murphy
Hyuck, well what I have read from the past I believe was in a way of getting back at the Germans and because I believe, and someone can correct if I am wrong, but I think it was part of an allied agreement to deal with Germany after the war.
Also, hyuck, I believe that the French wanted to eventually win over the population of the Saar and seek for eventually unification with France. Also for the resources as well. The Saar was rich with resources.
Gawrsh, those resources.
Nathaniel Long
Goofy, do you think the Japs deserves a third nuke?
Gavin Lewis
Hyuck, nope. Two was enough. They got the message that we have a new powerful weapon that can unleash incredible power and destruction that, a 3rd nuke wasn't necessary.
Daniel Davis
Do you think. Tiberius was justified with the Lex Sempronia Agraria
Parker Harris
Is goofy meant to be a Negro?
I.e. Very docile in appearance, gap-toothed, a bit thick