Nobsidians btfo

>year is 2024
>sailing on hyperyacht lamborghini obsidian off the coast of spain
>two supermodels gargle my balls - one for each nut
>drinking champagne using a DGB bagholder as my coffee table
>pull up to the newly built trump resort and am escorted onto the yacht's helipad
>chopper takes off and descends onto the back lawn of the resort
>a welcome party of 100 men and women are bestowed upon my arrival
>the president of spain is there to take my drink order
>"1000 bottles of the finest trump champagne for myself, and the rest of the resort!"
>right away sir, that will be .0001 ODN
>life is simple, but good

>when the bags are so heavy you start hallucinating

lmao. So delusional, it's sad.

i only have 22k will i make it?

Fucking kek. I'm crying, user.

roffle

NEO bag holder detected

i wish i bought enough for a masternode

>sadboys

Can someone explain staking to an IQ-cel?

Kek