Crypto to DBZ translation

Hey user, I only speak DBZ characters, I am new to crypto. Can someone tell me what DBZ characters all the coins are so I know what to buy?

Bitcoin is Goku

Everything else is Killin

Goku is obvi bitcoin, and Vegeta is ethereum

Digibyte is Yamcha

ok son

Broli is Litecoin

who is Piccolo?

XRP

ARK is Whis

John McAfee is King Kai.