Let's make some conspiracy theories Veeky Forums!

Bitch, please!

The Germans are the real world overlords! Why else would they have a lot of prominent philosophers?

Op most likely is the CIA,mossad... he just wants to use "the hacker Veeky Forums" for his desinformation campaign

Nah...
Im ex-KGB!

From /co/,

The Nazi know as Herberts Cukurs ran to South America and had children that he indoctrinated into Nazism before his death. His children changed their surname and fled to the USA, while still spreading Nazism. One of his grandchildren became an animator for Cartoon Network and created a show that secretly spread Nazi propaganda under the disguise of progressivism. And that is why kids these days are pretty conservative.

The End.

The Cold War never ended. Perestroika was orchestrated by Gorbachev as part of a long-term strategy to deceive the West and lull it into a false sense of security.

The "collapse" of the Soviet Union was staged, evidence for this is the fact that Soviet Central Bank reserves dissappeared overnight (Went underground to finance KGB/SVR black budget: See FIMACO scandal), the fact that Soviet closed cities and nuclear bunker construction (Yamantau Mountain) continued during the 1990s as if nothing had happened, even as Russia's economy was ""collapsing"", so did spying and infiltration operations (2010 Russian spy ring), and also the fact that most Russian leaders, major politicians and oligarchs have been former KGB operatives.

Russian strategy has been to create rifts in NATO between the US and Europe by buying politicians with oil and gas money, financing campaigns of cultural subversion, and building the largest conventional and nuclear arsenal the world has ever seen in the underground cities of Chelyabinsk, Kosvinsky and Yamantau, where US satellites cannot penetrate.

The Secret Soviet Politburo operates from the underground bunker in Yamantau Mountain, Putin is just their puppet.

The Russians actually did hack the election, but not because they wanted Trump to be president. They hacked it as a joke. It was just a prank bro!

This

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They also have de facto control over parts of the US (eg massachusetts) where they exempt themselves from the law and convert people into their child molestation cult, which encourages open borders everywhere except the Vatican. The Irish are also overrepresented in crime, whereas it's usually Italians and sometimes Jews who are presented as mobsters. Irish gangster James Bulger used his Irish ethnic network to corrupt the FBI into providing information to the IRA, an Irish terrorist group that was killing British and American citizens. If you look at the greatest genius the Irish mind has produced, it is the wandering, "Satanic" Joyce, who encapsulates the Irish revolutionary spirit with his phrase "non serviam". Why would you want these people in your country?

Regardless of whether or not the result was the best for the people, some of America's Founding Fathers had their own interests in mind. Often, business interests. I wrote a devil's advocate style paper on it once. George Washington was part of a group called The Ohio Company, which had a vested interest in expanding westward, which the English had forbidden.

This is getting too real for my tastes

Anne Frank actually got pregnant and gave birth to a child prior to her arrest who was put in the care of a gentile family and subsequently adopted after her death. Her father went to extensive lengths to destroy all physical and documentary evidence of her pregnancy and the child's existence. Anne has a living descendants walking the streets today, and the Anne Frank House has been engaged in an active criminal conspiracy for 70 years to suppress all knowledge of this so as avoid the absolute political and legal shitstorm that would ensue if it ever came to light. The infamous copypasta is the work of an insider who is trying to expose the truth, by using Neutral Milk Hotel lyrics to spread the message subliminally on a Mongolian basketweaving forum

I can greentext how they could feasibly get away with this if you want.

Before the defeat of the Nazis in WW2, Hitler initiated plan B - build the biggest concentration camp in the world together with closeted fascists from the west, the camp will house all the jews in the world until the camps overseers decide to detonate the camp with nukes. They called this camp "Israel".

ln fact, Hitler still lives there as one of the shadow overseers.

Wait...what if those hibernians are also jews?

I really like the ideas everyone is throwing here, a lot of them are really believable...

What are the chances that one of these theories turns out to be true?

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>Anne was in hiding for over two years during which period little to no independent documentation of her (medical records, photos etc.) exists.
>Only a handful of the people who knew her (i.e. would've seen her pregnant) during that time survived the war and since they would have already been discouraged from talking about such a development could have simply agreed to take the secret to the grave.
>There would obviously have been no birth certificate so no paper trail would exist outside of Anne's diary (which could've been scrubbed of any reference to it). Such a discrepancy in public records would be common during wartime so a child with mysterious parentage would not be scrutinized heavily.
>An adoptive family would likely have no idea who the child's parents were. Even if they did, I doubt they'd be inclined to disclose it to anyone.
>Anne's body was not recovered and an in all likelihood never will be, so chances of an autopsy showing signs of pregnancy are effectively zero.
>Even if Dutch authorities were to ever discover, they too would be inclined to not to publish such a finding to avoid the public embarrassment of having to potentially file criminal charges against Otto Frank or anyone else involved in a coverup.

These points all apply to her sister Margot too btw. In fact, it would explain why no trace of her diary has ever been found.

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The only way such a conspiracy could be unraveled would be:

>a former of acquaintance of the Anne making a deathbed confession
>the actual child (well over 70 years old) in question coming forward and having the DNA tests to prove familial relation
>a random Dutch person taking a genetic test and getting a maternal link to her and having it published
>someone piecing together a paper trail (i.e. adoptive family getting bank transactions from Otto as a bribe/bizarre correspondence between the parties)
>Anne's body eventually being uncovered, positively identified and the autopsy finding signs of pregnancy (coroners would specifically need to have a fairly intact pelvic bone to find signs of childbirth). Even then, autopsy reports can be sealed by court order and their results would never be made public.
>Otto Frank's will arranging for the disclosing of this information and assorted evidence (photos, genetic tests, diary pages he had removed and withheld from investigators) well after the last persons who knew Anne died and her diary's copyright had completely expired to prevent anyone from demanding a share of the revenue (which they would be entitled to.

TL;DR unlike /pol/'s claims of her diary being a fraud, Anne Frank's having a living descendant could be surprisingly easy to conceal thanks to a lack of wartime documentation and good old fashioned political arm-twisting.

Now, get Officer Robert from /CPD/ on the case.

l would just like to tell any irish-german ex-KGB jews in the CIA that are related to Anne Frank that are listening in that this thread is just for laughs, calm the fuck down. There is no need to shut it down. We dont actually believe any of this.

Well, except for
everyone knows that this is actually true.
AND YOU WILL NEVER SILENCE US FOR SPREADING THE TRUTH YOU FUCKS!!!