user ever heard of tulipmania? bitcoins are just digital tulips

"yeah, probably."

then switch conversation to anything other than crypto

> I wake up because we all know women are too retarded in real life to have ever heard of the tulip bulb bubble.

They heard about from Buzzfeed

Seriously. And think about how slow that market probably moved.

I wouldn't talk to these this in the first place

>Oh no people don't believe what I do

Have some self confidence fag

You dumb fucking slut, how can you honestly compare flowers to technology that lets you store your wealth online without relying on any centralized party? That's without even getting into any of the insane potential of smart contracts. You're like someone who thinks the internet is useless because you used mail your entire life. Your brain is so small that it literally can't even imagine life more than a year in advance. By the time you realize the true value of crypto(if ever) I will already be on my own personal island fucking stupid whores like you.

Has anyone heard of plexcoin?

You girls aren't asian.

Lmfao
THIS

I have some bitcoin packages you ladies might be interested in.

Tulipmarines reporting in!

Is that the fucking HuffPost crew?
Why the fuck would I talk to you about stuff like that, I make more money than you.

> MGTOW virgin detected

"Yes, you are right. That's why I put all my money in defense stocks. War ... war never changes."

Plus, you could buy an nice house with 1 tulip.

WE
ARE
THE TULIPMARINES
AND WE'RE NOT FUCKING SELLING!

You do know those comments are used to ferret out roasties, right?

I swear this board has been getting invaded by Veeky Forums lately.

>Veeky Forums
>not /r9k/
Umm

underrated

What kind of necklace is that?

Y-you know what they s-say about chokers, right?

pretty sure the pic is a group of weeaboos

You do realise I'm paying for this dinner, right?

Tulips offer no benefit over fiat for transferring and exchanging funds.
Cryptos do.
Case Closed.

This. Keep stacking.

Oh yea?

roll for your tulipfu

implying these broads are aware of anything that occurred pre 2014

rolling

4-5 looks just like the stripper i lost my kiss virginity to when i was 25

i miss you jaeda

>Let in my lambo
>drive away

i want that 0-1 so bad

NICE, digitally just shot 100k digital loads

MGTI shill here

FUCK YOU ROASTIES
FUCKING ROAST BEEF CUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

That girl with the pink hair looks so familiar

roollll

thought the same thing

i mean, ive seen the picture before but..

rollan

LDShadowLady

wtf is this some child minecfrafter?

she's like 25

opan boob

Who's the one sitting next to her?

"oh well, you don't have to use bitcoin if you don't like it"

>moves on with life

rolling for 4-5

so let's see who's gonna get some dickin' tonite

dubs me daddy

Ever heard of a pump and dump? That's you bitch

The last guy to cash out all his tulips right before the crash still made a fucking fortune.

What about the spooky black ghost in the back?

>taking financial advice from a table of teenage girls.

I'd tell them all to go clean their rooms.

Did she buy DGB?

well maybe they are.. but im going to make money on it while i can. I'm an opportunity guy, and when i see a good opportunity, i go for it. Sorry ladies but the valet just pulled my lambo up, i gotta go.

Accurate. I've been buying drugs off the internet since 2013, and bitcoin is the best value I invested in once the Silk Road crashed. I bought at $100, sold at $800.

XMR is the only currency that people are going to be willing to use the cryptocurrency gimmick for.

>Kiss virginity
>At 25

Lmao @ ur lyfe

COME ON NUMBERS

rolling

y-yeah haha

roll

You guys dont seriously waste your time trying to talk to women about anything rite? Thats a game you'll never win. Focus on your career, making good investments and retiring early.

Source: I'm female

Cuck

Nice, just bought 100k tulips

rolling for 2-3 abipop princess

Tits or GTFO

heh

Can you sent a tulip via the Internet?

/thread

Stinky pussed roasties got fucked

rollin'

>he's not a MGTOW
holy fuck you're retarded user. and worst of all, you're on Veeky Forums. you're a happy, willing slave.

Roastie fish spotted

>greentexting done incorrectly
Plebbitor detected

I think you underestimate my autism OP

Acktu-ally, have you heard about the byzantines generals problem, bish? If you have a list of events being received by a network of computers how do you decide on the order of those events? In a distributed network there is no conception of "now." If you try synchronise the actions of a group of computers based on time, any attempts to do so will already be out of time by the time a packet reaches another node.

The blockchain solves that problem by using proof-of-work as a kind of mutex you dumb sluts. A tamper-proof, ordered list of events solves many problems. It provides the means for minimal trust currency, name records, ownership records, computations, contracts, and more. The killer use-case for these "tulips" is to solve trust problems with automation in society - something useful across multiple industries, including even this bar.

You could use tulips and cryptography to help find you Chads to fuck without having to experience rejection.

Roll

This.
But in french.

roling

"If tulips had a blockchain, they wouldn't have been a bubble."

0-5 get

I agree. Bitscoin are a scam

Secretly hoping for 2-3, looking at 0-1 dead in the eye 'cause she's being too fucking intense and I cannot handle it.

you gonna get raped

Which non-Monero crypto would be best for this?

Ethereum? Bitcoins too fucking slow unless the lightning network will solve this

well its basically true

>trackable IP

Hahaha I hate women so fucking much

Not with Kovri

so is the us dollar

Give me 2-3 and my hands and dick will be STEEL

dubs plox

fags are gay