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There is only one God: Love

There is only one religion: Humanity

Roman Catholicism

>WHAT IS THE TRUE RELIGION

Religion = religio = man-made system of bondage.

Avoid all of them and deal directly with God.

Unironically this.

How can you know anything about god without religions?

Zoroastrianism

>God
>Not man-made
You missed a step somewhere

By living your life and forming your own opinions rather than letting someone else tell you what to believe. If God is truly a transcendent universal entity then finding it in nature shouldn't be too hard

The same way you can know something about the sun without any astronomy classes.

>Jew lite

God made men.

The sooner you come to grips with reality, the better off you will be.

Not only "shouldn't be too hard", but according to God, without coming to a realization of His existence through nature, you stand before Him "without excuse".

>according to God, without coming to a realization of His existence through nature, you stand before Him "without excuse".
Oh yeah? Prove it. Or did you read this in a "holy" book someone else wrote?

Capitalism, worship the only true God: The US $

Animist ancestor worship

Shitposting about religion on a vietnamese social media site

Religion is necessary to provide comfort and guidance to the people. The religion that had the most influence for the people should be followed and coopted by the state, gently stirring it into an agreeable direction.

In Europe, for example, it is Christianity, mixed with an healthy dose of adapted ancestral European religions and popular faith. In South East Asia, it would be mostly Buddhism, again mixed with ancestral beliefs. In Japan, it would be Shinto Buddhism.

These religions should enforced to assure social cohesion, and morals. Basically, you're not required to believe, just don't make too much of a fuss and participate in religious life.

paganism

>Every hippe commune before it's impending collapse of hatred and jealousy.

ZEUS AND THE GREEK PANTHEON ARE THE ONLY TRUE GODS YOU FUCKERS

Everything properly in the bible is true.
That is properly in the bible.
It is therefore true.

Romans 1
For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse, because, although they knew God, they did not glorify Him as God, nor were thankful, but became futile in their thoughts, and their foolish hearts were darkened.

Airtight logic and revealed knowledge from God. Better than any "proof" your math teacher can offer you.

Yeah, within years.

Deism

Zeus is Adam; all the other "gods" are similarly just people from the bible, deified by the Greeks for dramatic purposes.

satan is a deist. You want to be like satan?

Reconstructed PIE religion.

"Satan" doesn't exist.

the earth wasn't created in six days tho

Satan was there. He should know what happened.

Not only does he exist, but he is your father, spiritually speaking.

Says who? You? You were there with a stopwatch?

GTFO with your nonsense.

And then you know what he's going to do?

He's going to lie. Because that's all he can do, is lie. Every single thing he says is a lie. And guess what? He's magnitudes of orders of intelligence greater than you are, and his lies, to you, will easily be seen as the truth.

Judaism

>just do what ur told bro just obey bro

How did Christfags manage to become more annoying than fedoras?

Because you can *tips halo* all day long and not bother us.

Prove it without citing the Bible.

You can't.

Tovia Singer already proved your Paulianity wrong, you're wasting your time with it instead of getting to know your creator.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zp6Ykev03W0

youtube.com/watch?v=VlBJpObJhDU

youtube.com/watch?v=XtgfS40f0w4

>x already proved Paul is wrong.

kek

Never.

Keep burying your head in the sand

kek

Your "orthodox rabbi" doesn't know his bible very well.

Isaiah 11
The Reign of Jesses Offspring
There shall come forth a Rod from the stem of Jesse,
>Jesus is descended from Jesse through David.
And a Branch shall grow out of his roots.
>The word branch, or nazar, refers to the Nazarene, Jesus, the Messiah.

The Spirit of the Lord shall rest upon Him,
>Happened at Jesus' baptism.

The Spirit of wisdom and understanding,
The Spirit of counsel and might,
The Spirit of knowledge and of the fear of the Lord.
>Here the rabbi is trying to make the point that God would not fear God.

What a foolish argument. The Spirit is the Spirit of knowledge and the fear of the Lord; the Spirit is not the Father, and the Spirit is not Jesus, and Jesus is not "afraid" of God.

Pathetic.

Keep thinking you know something.

Protip: You don't.

>Zeus is Adam; all the other "gods" are similarly just people from the bible

THIS TAKES THE MOST ASTOUNDING LEVELS OF MENTAL GYMNASTICS TO BELIEVE, YOU HAVE WON A GOLD MEDAL IN THE MENTAL GYMNASTICS OLYMPICS

Addressed all your points, maybe you should try listening instead of just spouting off your propaganda.

Keep thinking you've not been brainwashed.

Protip: You have been.

Rastafari religion

>Everything properly in the bible is true.
Oh yeah? Prove it.

Adam: Father of humanity
Zeus: Father of humanity
Eve: Mother of humanity
Hera: Mother of humanity
Residence: Garden of Eden/Garden of Hespirides
Downfall: apple/golden apple

It's actually carved into the Parthenon.

Me: Caught red handed robbing bank. "I did not rob this bank."

There, I addressed all of the relevant points, and I'm free to go now.

kek

The bible is inspired by the Holy Spirit of God, who is Truth.

That's why you will never find anything from the bible that is not true, only desperate attempts from (((them))) to discount their perfidy.

>inb4 he says the Bible is true because it says it is true

Your post proved nothing other than that you don't know what you're talking about.

So much for "caught red handed".

>The Messiah was never supposed to be God!

Proof text for that?

Reasonable explanation for how one Messiah would both die for his brothers, and establish an eternal throne?

No?

Nothing?

I addressed that. I lied about robbing the bank.

Just like your rabbi lied about Isaiah 11 not directly pointing to Jesus, the Root of David, the offspring of Jesse, and the Nazarene or crooked branch.

Watch the Rabbi's analysis of the text and you'll see the proof.

Or just go read it yourself, it's very clear.

He didn't lie about anything, the text is plain, and it doesn't agree with you.

>The bible is inspired by the Holy Spirit of God, who is Truth.
Requiring the same assertion isn't the same thing as offering evidence for your assertions. So I'll challenge you again: Prove it.

ITT: Paulians burying their fingers in their ears and shouting LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU

Your rabbi lying about the bible means nothing to me; the Jews have been blinded by YHWH until the time of the Gentiles is over.

The time of the Gentiles is not over.

Therefore the Jews are still blind, and do not (and cannot) understand Moses and the prophets unless they turn to Jesus, and are saved.

He lied about the messiah not being God.

Job said the messiah would have to be God.

To die, and to reign eternally, requires God.

Everything about the Messiah screams God.

That is the proof. The authority of the Word of God based upon the inspiration of the Holy Spirit of God.

Christians.

The only ones lying about the bible are you.

Your corruptions and endless lies don't change facts, sorry you're both wasting your time.

A PERFECT HIGH FLIP OF THE MENTAL VAULT

Paulianity is not Christian.

Isaiah 11 is clear.
Messiah is from the root of Jesse. Jesus is from the root of Jesse.
Messiah would be a branch growing out of the root of Jesse. Jesus is the branch, the Nazarene, growing out of the root of Jesse, through King David.

Jesus is your King.

You are a traitor to your King.

None.

See for yourself. Greek carved bas relief with a naked man and woman clothed in fig leaves standing aside a small apple tree with one apple and a snake wrapped around it, entitled Zeus and Hera.

Paul told nobody to follow him.

Paul told everybody to follow Jesus.

So the proof for your claims is the claims themselves? That's called circular reasoning, user. It's a sure sign of bullshit and the reason why I can't take what you're saying seriously.

HOW IS IT POSSIBLY TO LET SUCH PALTRY EVIDENCE PERSUADE YOU? IS IT HALLUCINOGENICS? CAN I HAVE SOME?

The proof of the claims lies in the nature of the claims.

Revealed knowledge from God is true.

That is a higher standard than anything you "know" about.

That's paltry?

kek

They literally painted a picture for you.

>the bible is true because it says it's true
>end of discussion, shitlord
Enjoy being an intellectually browbeaten brainlet I guess

>That's paltry?

YES. BORDERING ON SCHIZOPHRENIC.

Ancestor worship, the only ones who really shaped the world before we came about

Mozi pls go

Universal love wasn't a feasible solution to the warring states period, and it's no more feasible now.

Yes, the Word of God is true.

Wrap your head around that, presuppose that, spend decades of your life trying to disprove that, however you want to eventually come to that knowledge is fine by me.

Naked man, covered with fig leaf.
Naked woman, covered with fig leaf.
Small tree in a garden.
With one apple on it.
With a snake wrapped around the tree.
Entitled "Zeus and Hera"
Carved into stone in the Parthenon.

Maybe you should spend some more time not being an idiot.

Being a deist is smart, but not very brave.

>Maybe you should spend some more time not being an idiot.

HOW CAN YOU RECOMMEND THIS TO ME WHEN YOU HAVE SPENT NO TIME NOT BEING AN IDIOT?

fish

true

People who are not idiots are not required to spend any time as idiots.

Nigga every hobo on the street has his own take on what "Word of God" is. I'm not saying the Word of God is wrong, what I'm saying is that the Bible is not the Word of God. And If your argument is "I'm right because I'm right" then there is nothing differentiating you from those other sad delusional souls.

The thing about circular logic is that it's airtight. It's unassailable because when you draw your conclusions from your assertions you completely disconnect yourself from the rest of reality, but that also makes what you're saying totally irrelevant to the rest of reality.

...

AND YOU CAN'T READ.

>completely ignores his argument about the similarities between Christian mythology and earlier mythology
>accuses him of being unable to read
top kek

the absolute state of christards in this thread

I never said I was right because I'm right.

I said God tells only the truth, and the Word of God contains only the truth.

Can people lie about what's in the bible? Of course.

Can just anybody understand what's in the bible? Of course not.

But to challenge the authority of the Word of God based on nothing, like you have, is foolish.

He's antichrist, not christ.

Gnosticism.
t. Saved gnostic.

Pantheism

>t. jumbo shrimp

Fried chicken

The bible isn't the truth.