>ITT: /ourguys/ of history

Probably a dozen years later.

>I found the crown of France simply lying in the gutter,and I picked it up with a sword
Vive /ourguy/ l'Empereur!

wrong

How to make pregnant Anne Frank fetishists like me look normal, the post.

At 14.

wasn' that most likely the moment she started to have her period?

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Why hasn't there been a Chad Henry VIII and the virgin Pope meme yet

u hav proofs?

Formerly Chuckville

Just take the age of their oldest and subtract from her age

A lot of people miss that the Pope wasn't actually opposed to annulling Henry's marriage, but refused because he was basically the political prisoner of Charles V who was triggered at the thought of a Chad like Henry getting so much pussy.
So like all terrible things in history, this was actually the fault of the eternal g*rman

>the """"magnificent"""" holly hedge, 400 feet long, 9 feet high and 5 feet thick had been flattened by the wheelbarrows rammed through it
Good, fuck English Holly.

Holy fuck, how have I never seen this?

>formerly Chuckton

did the pope fear the big chinned warrior?

The 6 foot 7 inch tsar loved his contingent of resident dwarfs, who were liable to surprise guests by leaping from pies (sometimes naked), dancing on tables or trotting in on miniature ponies, as well as performing domestic duties … But like all Peter’s mock spectacles, the dwarf wedding also operated on a more symbolic level. [It] suggested that the full-sized guests were watching caricatures of themselves, miniature ‘lords and ladies’ clad, like them, in unfamiliar Western dress. Peter’s courtiers … still had a long way to go before they were fully fledged, ‘grown-up’ Europeans.

I love peter the great.

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>"Okay just a quick one, no one will ever notice anyway."

the /planet'sguy/

who is ourguy in this story? certainly not the tzar

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>H*bsburgs
>German
They're crypto turks

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler

The best part about this is that he's literally having a wank on the fucking floor. Not on a chair, not in bed, but on the floor

I like to think he knew he was going to die, saw the fire and rock raining from the sky, and decided to lay down and have a sad cum before he died.

Or maybe he just liked the idea of his city being bukkake'd by the fucking planet.

based

>Charles V who was triggered at the thought of a Chad like Henry getting so much pussy.
or, you know, cause catherine was his aunt, so he didn't want to see his aunt get cucked?

what the fuuuuuck

>That corpse
FUCKING 105 octane nightmare fuel

>"Fuck it, why not"

What happened?

That's not based. That's literally the opposite of based.

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Mount Vesuvius exploded

napoleonicsociety.com/english/scholarship98/c_jews98.html
>"[T]o me the Jews are the same as any other citizen in our country. It takes weakness to chase them out of the country, but it takes strength to assimilate them."

>"My primary desire was to liberate the Jews and make them full citizens. I wanted to confer upon them all the legal rights of equality, liberty and fraternity as was enjoyed by the Catholics and Protestants. "

Yet, people still say Napoleon was Hitler.

They must have gotten to him somehow

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>His writings displayed his hatred of disorder, of romanticism, liberalism, democracy, internationalism, the French Revolution, and especially, his hatred of Germany.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Bainville

/ourguy/ confirmed

>Bainville

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Walker_(filibuster)
>be adventurer
>bravely duel a famous gunslinger and get shot twice but survive
>want to add a new slave state to the union or form a new country
>ask the Mexican government for permission and funds to make a colony in Baja California
>denied
>says fuck it and invades Mexico with 45 of his bros like a Chad
>captured the capital of Baja California and makes it an independent country called Sonora
>Mexican government forces him and his 45 bros to retreat and he's put on trial in the US for starting an illegal war
>he's so popular he immediately gets acquitted
>decides to sail to Nicaragua with 60 bros and takes over the fucking country
>makes English the official language and legalizes slavery
>gets invaded by Costa Rica and the US Government pussies out and arrests him
>completely burns down the oldest city in Nicaragua before he goes
>he comes back to the US a hero
>tries to sail off and invade Latin America again but gets arrested
>invades Honduras few years later
>British arrest and kill him
/ourguy/ and Chad incarnate

>Koba, why do you need me to die?

That guy sucks. Badass but an asshole.

How the fuck does any of this make him our guy?

Timothy Dexter

"Son, Pliny is here to rescue us!"
"Tell him I'll be out in a minute!"

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