>wagecuck
>Chainlink ICO was at 9am my time
>had to be on the way to work by 7:30
>no means of doing it at work
>left instructions for my wife and showed her how to send the ETH and everything and what to set gas to
>she aced it and got in block 475
>get home
>"user, I was so ready! I did everything you said super fast!! I did good right?"
>"You did amazing my love"
Find the right woman boyos.
>ywn have crypto gf
/comfy/ af. You better treat her right after it moons
Aww, good for you user, you lucky fucker.
>not doing it at work in full view of your coworkers who dare not question
>with a benjamin in the wallet to press into the palm of any boss that were to give me trouble at 10:59
That's how I did it
did you guys get into the ICO?
Yeah and presale balls deep. Feels good
damn im jelly
just how deep? like /bigboy/ tier?
>yfw she mis-copied the address and you're money is sitting in some random ETH address
who /infant/ here.
Legit put like 100 bucks cuz i went balls deep in ebet.
that would suck but I looked it over and I'm confident it's correct
Who needs a crypto gf when you have a magical 2d gf? Amirite?
What a little faggot I bet she was well and done riding the cock carosel before your beta ass saved her whore ass
lmao wtf my dude take your pills
Just know she has had at least 10 dicks in her mouth and pussy and probably ass
Tears of a nolinker
now THIS is making me salty
Fucking salty ass
Cuck numale faggot kys
Stay salty & alone, faggot.
A few eth in a presale pool like 10 minutes before it closed. No idea what's going to happen honestly.
Also a tiny amount in the regular sale. block 478 so pretty unclear as well.
Just don't end up like that one user who taught his wife crypto and she sold it. They're getting divorced.
Little did you know it was us NEETs that did it for you wagie to repay you for allowing us to fuck her whilst you twiddle your thumbs at your desk.
Oh, and we have your private key. There there, wagie. It'll all be fine.
YOU COULD OF BOUGHT ICON
NEVER LET WOMEN KNOW ABOUT CRYPTO.
>NEVER LET WOMEN KNOW ABOUT CRYPTO
NEVER LET WOMEN KNOW ABOUT CRYPTO
YOU ARE FUCKED IF SHE EVER DECIDES TO DIVORCE WITH THE NIGGER SHE IS CHEATING YOU ON AT ANYTIME
>having a disloyal ho
That's where you fucked up nigger
>tfw gf but she knows absolutely nothing about technology, doesn't even recognize internet-based memes like calling people a cuck (literally asked me what "cuck" means).
On the one hand it's refreshing but on the other hand she and I have very little in common.
better yet load up a fake blockfolio with shitcoins and check it while she's around so she thinks you are just having fun. hiding in plain sight.
>he trusts modern whores
This is ridiculously compfy
I'm jelly OP.
This is really uncomfy
>mfw my girl says " Are you playing with your magic money online again?" Whenever she sees me on the com.
Hope you went down on your wife and fucked her good that night user.
In another world, an alternate universe, this OP is writing an amazing and horrible cringeworthy greentext of how his wife fucked up so badly and sent the Eth to some wrong address .. Something something women are inferior..
What we are seeing is just the opposite result of that and should pay our respects to OP on Negative Earth.
>he fell for the wife meme
>figuratively buying a shitcoin at ATH and bagholding a depreciating asset
>mfw
pouring one out for my negative earth self
today has been fucking dank, got my LINK cozy in my wallet
I would have sexed her on the spot because of the raging boner I would have.
Please tell me you did. In detail...
I'm about to check if I got my LINK. My block was 76, so I should have it.
If it's in there, it's beer time.
my sides