I fixed europe :)

i fixed europe :)

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Turks have too much land in Europe.

:^)

I prefer this one.

Too bad only one of the two ever existed

No you didn't

Replace the Ottomanns with the Byzantines and bring the Dutch and Swiss back into the HRE and make it less autistic and it's perfect.

>that Ireland

>Bohemia doesn't exist as a lesser partner of Austria
WEW

It's all part of the Hibernian Conspiracy

I think it’s all under de jure British control but large areas are still de facto independent

>Turkey existing
Get out.

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Nice meme.
Wilson actually hated most non anglo-saxons, and was a heavy conservative of american wasp culture. See the various bills and acts put into place against immigration during his presidency

Name one thing the T*rks did that benefited Europe. Name one historically significant monument they built in the Balkans.

Very good - especially good is the Italian place names in Austria, hahaha.

I fixed Europa :)

The celts are an extinct joke

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Also

LMAO
what a gay map

>Name one historically significant monument they built in the Balkans.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skull_Tower

How Irish though? Most of these guys are like 10% native Irish or less

*blocks your path*

>Poland-Lithuania
>takes 1/3 of the european map
My sides

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You are all like little baby, WATCH THIS

fixed the world :^)

> West Slav ruling over the world
Nice

This.

R1a-Z280 should rule the world :)

It's...beautiful

kys d*tchie

You have spurned the Pope and now the Sword of Islam will justly rend you

lmao paptard

No its perfect.

Guys, honestly. This is the ideal state of Europe. You cannot prove me wrong, it's the best for everyone.

We had our chance.

No reparations, no territorial concessions (besides Alsace-Lorraine), just division into reasonably sized states akin to princely states of the Holy Roman Empire, each with their own democratic government free from obligations to any central state (and thus a national army), favorable trade agreements with the allied powers and their own legal tender. Leaders are obligated to visit war memorials of both sides once a year. The philosophy being to cripple Germany militarily without punishing civilians.

Only after 30 (thirty) years can they have a referendum whether to reunify Germany, until then their independence is guaranteed by the allied powers. Naturally some states will vote to join Poland, unless the other German states are nice to them.

Would it work?

Posen wouldn't work as an independent state, it should either be left as part of Prussia or given to Poland. Also Franconia could be made its own state. I also think the Hanseatic idea wouldn't work, it would make more sense to either have that region divided into Holstein and Mecklenburg, or merge it with Hanover into a greater Lower Saxon state. And some of the borders are pretty shitty but I guess you can't do much better with such a bad base map.

>Israel

Nice try Shlomo.

The borders need work, but I can see this appeasing everyone.

I think this would work better.

>ITT : le ten thousands slavshit countries
Here is all you need, you wouldn't have literal ghetto countries and failed states with that map.

The Jews can have the Arabs and their deserts, so that they don't fuck around in Europe (both of them).

>austria
>still existing
Kys my man

>ou wouldn't have literal ghetto countries and failed states with that map.
but it has byzantines, russia and germany?

dont mind me just redrawing the geopolitical landscape while at the same time providing the right to self determination to various coloured areas.

Just thank me later.

>British Emirates
>United Kingdom of Ireland, Iceland and Wales
>New Russia
>Fourth Reich
>European Bureau of Cultural Enrichment
>Knights of St. John
You are a God!

>Rainbow Russia
Glorious.

>Euskadi
>Kurdistan
>a nordic Scotland
>no more Russia
>Macedonian empire

They did

If you ain't Dutch you ain't much desu

Why the fuck is Wales independent

Because they speak their own language and thus are a separate ethno-linguistic group that deserves their own country.

They all speak English welsh is a dying language

>Germany on Majorca

>he says while Israel rules a giant chunk of the arab world and France owns the rest
Neurons: firing

Good thing Arabs are good at war otherwise the war against israel would have been such a disa....

No, this is what peak performance looks like.

Why does everyone fear the German? France for the french, England for the English, Spain for the Spanish, etc.

Is it not because it is they who are land covetous?

Europe in 1905 was best Europe.

>France for the french, England for the English, Spain for the Spanish, etc.
But Poland and Czech for Germany amirite? XDDD

And what of Bretons, Alsatians, and Basque for France? :^)

Perfect

excellent work, Savoie knows its true self

Give Luxembourg to Germany and divide Belgium between France and the Netherlands and it's pretty much perfect

small countries are CUUUUUUUTE

Balkanize Germany and Russia, and we'll talk.

the same should happen to france and italy

This is the only correct answer.

That Catalonia with all those non-catalans in it.

lunacy

fuck, that's a whole new level of autism.

They're catalans
some of them just don't know it yet

>erasing Germany while letting Austria live
>Allowing catalans and brittany to exist
>fragmenting italy

You're all fucking retards.

The weak fear the strong.

I like all three of Serbia, Bulgaria and Turkey, but I have no idea how to make Bulgaria big while letting Serbia stay Yugoslav and letting Turkey keep a sizable portion of Europe. What do?

nah, its ottoman control

Islamic Ireland was a beautiful place

>t. things that never happened

Russia reaches too far West.
Switzerland is divided poorly, Germany should get most of it, the Italians are ruling German-speaking areas.
Why is wales independent?
Why are you giving Greece Constantinople but not giving Armenia land in Anatolia?
Catalonia is too big.
>Isreal
Netherlands should get a bit more land.

A balkans divided between Turkey and Serbo-Bulgarian commonwealth.

this is the best map of europe, prove me wrong

>British Emirates

>Yugoslavia curving around Albania
>Romanian cancerblob
>random union of countries in the Caucasus
>random union of countries in the Levant
>Levant union doesn't include Israel
>North-Africablob

You did well with Belgium, Switzerland, and Austria at least.

>Yugoslavia curving around Albania
what are mountains?
>Romanian cancerblob
how small do you think romania is?
>random union of countries in the Caucasus
good point
>random union of countries in the Levant
hardly random
>Levant union doesn't include Israel
yah, like that would ever happen
>North-Africablob
its happened before

>what are mountains
That narrow strip of land is terrible. Either just have Yugoslavia absorb all of Albania, or split that piece off

>how small do you think romania is?
If that one Ukranian province was given to Romania, it would be about half as bad. Otherwise it looks fucking terrible.

>yah, like that would ever happen
Just rename it Palestine and it can join the Levant.

>muh aesthetics
sorry this a board for historians not artists

What's the point of even having borders if they don't look nice? Just draw horizontal lines across Europe.

:^)

Why do you people cry about border aesthetics on one hand, but insist on giving Hungary that transylvanian penis on the other?

Impressive.

Thank you for removing Poland from the Baltic. They aren't very keen on up-keeping it.

Good:
>Unified Germany with Austria and Switzerland
>Italian Corsica
>Unified Low Countries
>enclave erasure

Bad:
>Unified Baltic States
>Russian Crimea
>Unnecessary fully vertical Portugal
>Albania
>Greece stealing Constantinople, Cyprus and Anatolia from Turkey
>Israel too small
>Germany doesn't own Denmark, Low Countries, Czechoslovakia, North Poland and Lithuania
>Poland, Ukraine and Crimea aren't unified
>Kurdistan
>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT DID YOU DO TO NORTH AFRICA

Aquitani were preindoeuropeans

>boii

There is no evidence that Lugii were Celtic or Germanic.

>>Greece stealing Constantinople, Cyprus and Anatolia from Turkey

Why is this bad?

I like this, but Belgium should be split between France and Netherlands, Austria Hungary was a shitty country so it should be split and Austria join with the Germans, but only if they’re a nationalistic Germany. Also, Switzerland should be split like belgium

Dumbass, luigi is italian