Wewuzzers

God tier:
>Nordicists
>Turkish wewuzzers
>Hungarian wewuzzers
High tier:
>Afrocentrist
>French wuz Trojans
>Kurdish wewuzzers
Shit tier:
>Indian wewuzzers/Out of India theorists
>Byzantines wuz Romans
>Christian wewuzzers (WE WUZ LOST TRIBES OF ISRAEL AND SHIEEET)

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>ascended elder god tier: finns are the true heirs to the roman empire

>Nordicists in god tier
>Afrocentrists not shit tier
>implying Byzantines werent Roman
It is LITERALLY the eastern ROMAN empire.
If you're gonna say they arent latin well then obviously thats true but i dont think any Byzantine we wuzzers claim that.

>It is LITERALLY the eastern ROMAN empire.
No it's not, stop wewuzzing

Retard tier
>Neolithic Farmers LARPing as Indo Aryans

God tier:
>Turkish wewuzzers
>Finnish wewuzzers
>Solutrean hypothesis wewuzzers
High tier:
>Hungarian wewuzzers
>French wuz Trojans
>Kurdish wewuzzers
>Macedonian wewuzzers/Alexander wuz a Slav
Shit tier:
>Indian wewuzzers/Out of India theorists
>Byzantines wuz Romans
>Christian wewuzzers (WE WUZ LOST TRIBES OF ISRAEL AND SHIEEET)
>Nordicists
>Afrocentrists

Fixed.

WE WUZ SAMARITANS

byzantines were greek and orthodox LARPers
get over it

Elder god tier
>We wuz trojans

I think you're forgetting someone, OP.

what did you mean by this?

what the fuck?
Are you implying that it was not part of Rome and that literally every historian is just lying for shits and giggles?
Dont disagree at all that they were greek orthodox but that hardly makes their government not a continuation of the half of the Roman Empire that wasnt destroyed.

nordicists and afrocentrists are the worst. at least other wewuzzers usually only lay claim to one ancient civilisation instead of literally all of them.

It was part of Rome... WAS.

After 395, it was part of a LARPy greek empire.

>Nordicists
>god tier
>Afrocentrists
>high tier
lol

Black Israelites are at the top un-rivaled

Add amerilard wewuzzers (we wuz western civilization n shit) to shit tiet

Russians are the champions of we wuz kingz. I'm shocked you didn't know.

Nordicist? What's that?

white version of we wuz kangz, or more accurately, we wuz kangz is the black version of nordicism.

But ancient scandies wasn't kangz of jack shit though. Didn't even build any geometrical stone piles or anything.

um, no sweetie. the reason they never did anything of importance in their homelands is because they were too busy being the ruling class in other countries.

And the Mongol khanate

They told me this board had a higher standard of discussion and shiet.

That looks comfy as fuck desu

>nordicists
>not in the same tier with afrocentrics

All wewuzzers are shit tier.

Hungaryan here. Honestly I don't even care about the lost territory. I just want Hungarians to live on Hungarian land. Its pretty obvious they deliberately drew the borders in such a way to cause civil dissent in multiple countries.

As an aside note I've saw once a chinese video in Youtube saying that Stalin was chinese, and emperor of the "soviet dynasty". It had a pic of Nurhaci and Genghis saying that manchus and mongols are part of the 56 official ethnicities of China and emperors of chinese dynasties and thus they are chinese. Then, a Stalin pic with the same stuff, saying that since russians are part of the 56 ethnicities as well, Stalin was chinese (ignoring he was georgian and not russian...) and thus a chinese emperor.

Weird stuff. Gonna post the vid if I find it.

Supreme tier:

Sardinians claiming Phoenician heritage

Shit tier:
>all of them

Afrocentrism is probably the cringyiest and saddest one of the bunch

Slav are we wuzzers of what exactly?

kether tier - roman empire is a shard of Finnish empire

Aryan-vedic RUS empire from Sirius(or alpha centauri, not sure which one). No joking it actually exists and is quite widespread with groups up to 300 thousand followers.

Is it related to this book ?

WE WUZ ROMANS AND SHIEEEET

You forgot the slavs in FYROM

That's retarded. The solutrean hypothesis put the immigrants from iberia inn 14000BC, yet Amerindians were there long before them.

AYO, HOL UP

>aryan-atlantic master race set out to stop the Rus invaders from outer space
Fund it

WE

Ah yes, I've seen some their videos claiming Etruscans spoke Proto-Slavic...

>Etruscans
>Et Ruski

>not russian

Plot twist: Europeans came from Americas

We wuz Baathists and shieet.

WUZ

Sorry here's a better larger picture... Hopefully.

>NORDICS WERE EVERYTHING AND SHIEEEEET

Studying Early Medieval Ireland, this shit is everywhere.
>Modern Irish: WE SAVED CIVILIZATION N' SHIT
>19th-20th century Irish: WE WUZ CELTS N' SHIT
>Medieval Irish: WE WUZ SCYTHIANS N' IBERIANS N' SHIT

but byzantines wuz romans

>Wewuzzers
>Not wewuzellas

You had one fucking job...

greeks larping as romans.

>he doesn't know that literally every important civilization was founded by proto-germanics

Singularity tier:
>Ethiopia -> birthplace of humanity
God tier:
>French wuz Trojans
Shit tier:
>Indian wewuzzers
>Byzantines wuz Romans
>Nordicists
>Afrocentrists

fixed

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>he's never heard of korean we wuzzers
koreabridge.net/post/korean-nationalism-when-world-was-korean-intraman

>he doesn't think the Finno-Korean Hyper War wasn't real

What else would they call themselves?
It was romans that made them call themselves romans, they knew they were greeks but were of the roman empire

Why many people here get triggered that ERE called themselves romans?

Its like they are agaisnt that

>serbs are the oldest race of people
t. Serb

>not posting the Black Israelites
They're the undisputed kangz

youtu.be/hBlbLgl5WDs

I dont get the rankings. whats the criteria? how entertaining they are?

>thas
>not das
so close

If you're telling the truth, it's depressing that this has more followers than Zoroastrianism

Weren't in many ways the Romans also larping as greeks?

not really. they absorbed greek culture, but they never pretended to be greek themselves.

they do larp as trojans though in their origin story

trojans were greek, roach

no trojans were ancestral to turks minus the 10-15% asian mixture they got from the original turks

It's actually the opposite. The Byzaboos get triggered by people pointing at that their shitty "empire" which did nothing for 9 centuries (after Justinian's death) was not very roman except the name.

Trojans were Indo-European Nordics.

/thread

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Literally everyone in the world, including themselves, Latins, Muslims, Mongols, Persians, Pagans, and even niggers, referred to them as Romans
>Latins eventually stopped and started calling them the Empire of the Greeks because of some mutual distrust
>Everyone else kept referring to them as Romans up until the fall of Constantinople and way beyond
Yeah, they're totally not Romans because some retarded papists said so.

At least Afrocentrists have precedent. The Nubians were literally negroids LARP'ing as Egyptians.

>eastern ROMAN empire.
It's an empire, dumbass, just because the Romans ruled over it doesn't mean that the majority of the pop was Roman

THIS is Hungarian land.

SO YOU BE SAYIN

>what is the Finno-Korean war?

kids these days don't know shit