Hi Biz I need a loan of 0.5 BTC for 30 days at a 5% interest rate, are there any takers?

Hi Biz I need a loan of 0.5 BTC for 30 days at a 5% interest rate, are there any takers?

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5% annually or daily?

show pusy

Monthly

id start warming up that sharpie faggot

Pretty much any bank would give you a better rate for that loan.

You must have really shitty credit

I'll give you 0.0875 BTC, no strings attached, if you post a timestamped pic of a sharpie/pen in your ass. No joke, actual opportunity.

Nah banks are too slow I have like 700 score but it would take a while to get it.

I wish their was a smart contract for this opportunity probably call it sharpiecoin/sharpietoken?

I'm dead serious though. It's interesting to me to see how far people are willing to go for money. This BTC experiment is a part of it. Just a note and a sharpie up your bum, nothing hurtful.

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i am really freaking desperate ~_~

>So many closet gays on Veeky Forums

>not riding your dragon dildos daily to the point where your asshole will never close
Fucking casual. The only reason why I'm not doing it is because it's not worth the (You)'s.

Yes pajeet my friend not a problem

This was posted on the earlier thread that I asked this request. Don't repost, this lad got paid.

omg

lmao dude how much money do you have that you can do stuff like that might consider an actual sharpie

fake you didnt write pol on it, tell us if you even get paid lmao

This girl is asian

I bought into BTC a long, long time ago.

biz*
fag

sigh i lost 4k as a student, give me a moment im doing the sharpie pick

Offer still stands OP.

Would anyone here be comfortable with the idea of nutting inside her and taking care of whatever comes after?

How much would you pay me for a pen in my dick?

Post your address with the pic.

You dipshits know you can borrow money on exchanges for way lower rates right? Retards.

If it's really in there, 0.125 BTC. Timestamp is a must.

Give me a second, this is harder than i thought.

Timestamp with that ass in the picture and I'll giv you 0.5

Ayy i forgot the time but at least the date is there
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jesus fuck i want to be as rich as you next year so i too can demoralize the fuck out of ppl

Awaiting delivery.

There we go, great. Just finished my coffee. Mind accepting in Monero instead? Don't want my BTC address exposed.

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ETH or Decred?
ETH:0x44C1469C86eFBB52dd544d7F886AD3937191Efc0
DCR:DsnZRzzhaXTDBD8WAPjubXWZJZck4W2cjKg

BLUE BOARD! BLUE BOARD!

Monero, preferrably. You delivered. I'm proud of you, faggot.

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HE ACTUALLY DID IT, THE FUCKING MAD MAN!

Bull fucking shit. I got 10k the day after a 30 minute sit-down.

Shave that goddamn hair off.

Do it. Get a Monero address ready and post the pic.

Adress comesin reply im on my phone
Made 2 pics its hard to get an angle

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gonna confirm its me with a reply on this

I feel like we can make a exchange out of this

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MFW I've over the course of 3 days gotten 5 desperate faggots to insert themselves with sharpies/pens.

Never mind its the same id

You have no idea how you help me out i have trouble getting my moned for this years car tax

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When was the last Sharpie thread posted ? I mean the first one ? Is this the attention span of Veeky Forums? Will post it in two months again so we can laugh at all the beta fags doing it

im not even mad im just sad now

Dude, I've been keeping the trend alive. Hopefully someone is saving these pics so we can laugh at them later.

I still feel bad for the user that got his ETH stolen from a fake address during an ICO, he went through with the sharpie and gave him like 10 bucks.

damn bro thats cold

every time you drive the car you'll be reminded that it was a privilege earned by abusing your anus with a pen. not only that but you did it for a strangers money.

I imagine the feeling of a sharpie up ones butthole is a fair bit colder.

what do I look like to you? a goddamn chinese twink?

you are my idol for this week this is fucking hilarious

Poor asian faggot here. Probably will do it lol. 0.125 btc is likely almost a month of salary for me in my country

Next time demand a Popsicle up there.

Well no i didnt receive anything.

we were duped pal

>SharpieAnalMan Out
You will see me again, though not for a while. Newfags will again open their legs for the promise of riches, though I must lay low now. It has been a pleasure, gentlemen.

basically you whored yourself out for nothing, might as well of posted it in /b/.

Feel sorry for you man.

Stick a hotdog in your butt and we'll discuss busniess.

Quit being a buttpirate already faggot.

Whats the going rate for two sharpies biz?

>haven't gone on Veeky Forums in a while
>open up Veeky Forums
>never gone before
>sees thread about loans
>opens
>3 pics of people putting sharpies in their butts
is this what you faggots normally do here?

What is above your anus? is that a hemorrhoid?

Only in the SFW boards.

This fucking thread

lmfao
crying

???

your car will still remind you of this thread which will remind you of these pictures which will remind you of...the thing you did...

It is a rite of passage.

yes i need btc to buy cream please help
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We are long overdue for nice big purge.
God, if you are reading this do not hesitate.
Anything is fine, water to drown the world, or an ice age to freeze everything, even a fucking nuclear inferno.

racist

Banks love to lend you money since it makes them more money. Not sure what you are trying to imply here.

Make a monero wallet. Seriously Monero is like the most promising coin right now.

Get as much of it as you can.

mmm... buttcoin

did OP get paid?

grease up the whole pack faggot.
Get on my level

My eyes.

remind me never to borrow a pen from someone on Veeky Forums