Canada still exists

> Canadian claims victory in 1775-6 invasion.
> It was Quebecoise who did all the fighting.

The constantly revolting frogs who want to leave your country have all your military achievements.

The area had been variously referred to as Canada for over a century before the US were repeatedly btfo by their northern neighbours.

Nobody is trying to steal achievements, although the Americans are certainly trying to hide from failures.

The forces that crushed the American invasions of Canada certainly included many soldiers from the UK. Even today a British Monarch sits on the Throne of Canada.

Fundamentally, the point is that we must not wonder why the Kingdom of Canada exists. Rather, we must wonder why the Americans were allowed to exist. The answer, of course, being that the British people and their monarch were kind and virtuous to such an extent that they refused to kill their treacherous and wayward colonial offspring.

>Vimy ridge was made of pure Quebecois regiments

>Throne of Canada
>Kingdom of Canada
huh?

You could argue that of really any country that has similarities to another. Half the European countries out there could get annexed by Germany and things would hardly change at all.

>Belgium exists

The Common wealth, ya jackass, if you've got a monarch as head of state, you're a monarchy Queen Elezibeth's title is the female version of King, therefore, Canada has a throne (currently under a personal union with many other common wealth realms) and is a kingdom.

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Haha, yeah, now join the EU, goy

>try again
I doubt that things were this lopsided 200 years ago
globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=united-states-of-america&country2=canada&Submit=COMPARE

>United States
>manpower available: 145 million
Lol, wut? This is some Hearts of Iron tier shit

that number is just every man in the country I think, "reaching military age" is a much better number

The soldiers that burnt down the White House were almost entirely British veterans fresh from campaigns in Europe.

Canadians had next to no part in it.

The commonwealth doesn't exist anymore
Your just canada
You have no king
You have no queens
You have no throne
When you where under the common wealth you where not a kingdom,but a dominion
You are nothing special
At this point you're just another part of america

>Try again and perhaps your whole country will go up in flames, rather than just your capitol city.
>being this delusional

>Mfw I see Americans pretending to be Canadian when they travel so people don't give them shit

>commonwealth doesn't exist any more
it does.
>you have no queen
We do. You can probably guess who.

>thread still up

as an american, I am just being honest when I say there's a lot of butt-hurt americans itt. So we got btfo by Canada a few times, so what, everyone has their fair share of failures.

Canada is a vassal region to the United States, managed by a bureaucracy. It has no unique culture, ethos or reason to exist beyond its history of systematically being abandoned by various powers. It citizens are non-people; they are simply consumers. Its land is whored out to China and America.

The is no place on Earth more lacking in beauty, character, culture or soul. Canadians should be given citizenship to the United States and management of the territory should shift from de facto to de jure for the megacorps.

don't pretend you don't want one.

What's the obsession with Tim Horton's, exactly? I lived in upstate NY for several years and they were nothing special.

>bagged milk
what the fuck is wrong with leaves

bagged milk is just a meme at this point, overblown by burgers who never been here. Haven't seen bagged milk in 17 years.

It's nothing special, it's just marketed as fuck up here. Cheap, simple foods that aren't burgers. The environment is nice though. Sitting in a toasty timmie's in the dead of winter, sipping hot coffee or chocolate is comfy as fuck.

Marketing, mostly. They're the coffee branch that really pushes the whole canadian thing. As for the coffee, it's nothing special, weaker than american coffee since that's the taste we prefer.
But I still like Tim Hortons. Even the weak coffee.

nowadays the real weird thing you see is water in a milk carton.