It's very embarrassing. My dad followed me to the bathroom and to not appear a bitch I saddled up to a urinal.
And so did he.
Both of us standing there with our dicks out when suddenly I hear his stream; it was almost instant.
I pushed harder trying to get it started but it was no use. Not even a squirt. I just stood there without pissing for what felt like an eternity.
It was the ultimate humiliation Biz. He probably will talk shit to his boomer buddies about this. Or perhaps he is ashamed he raised a son who can't piss at a urinal.
Since I got more money I have developed more confidence.. But maybe it's all fake. Pissing at urinals is almost like a test of your confidence.. Perhaps money really can't buy true confidence.
Asher Cook
What the cuck?
Owen Thomas
Are you Canadian?
Jose Baker
wtf are you 12
John Foster
Fuck people who want you too use public bathrooms. they're cesspools of disease and STDs
Elijah Thomas
Yeah! Us diaperfags know where it's at! Total control and freedom of your urine...
Asher Hughes
Kekked
Benjamin Martin
>if you don't rub your dick on a urinal and let johnny stare at you as you try to get your pubes untangled you wear a diapor
grow up.
Aiden Taylor
oh that's ez to fix, do random multiplication in your head and it will come out.
Jayden Baker
same problem, heard if you hold your breath long enough you'll start to piss.
Nathaniel Gray
gr8 thred m8 10/10
Anthony Sanders
Can confirm. I'm poor and I have an extreme case of paruresis to where I can't pee even in empty public bathrooms
I would need a cathoder for long international flights
Nathaniel Rivera
Did he look at your dick? Is it big or small? Did you look at his dick? Is it big or small?
These are important and intriguing questions
Bentley Diaz
I actually did peak. Not sure if he noticed.
I think the word to describe it would be "engorged".
Connor Baker
I can pee if I pretend i'm taking a shit.
Henry Wright
Got in trouble when I was young and spent a night at the police station. We were about 15 dudes in a cell with a single toilet. There was one dude who just couldn't pee. He would stand there and try but nothing would come out. He asked the guards if he could go privately but they didn't give a damn. After a couple of hours the poor guy started to cry and the guards finally let him take a piss.
Human minds are fucked up.
Jacob Lopez
fuck I too went to jail for a night, put in a similar situation, I didn't even try because I knew I wouldn't be able to go.
Landon Bailey
>engorged What to you mean "engorged"? Did he hva a hard on?
Angel Rodriguez
>this thread
Alexander Hall
Well, mine was engorged as well.
I think it had been hours since we last took a piss that caused this.
Parker Parker
All you have to do is count the tiles.
Jaxon Edwards
If by engorged you mean erect, that is a bigger problem than not being able to pee. Did he look at yours? Did you say anything to each other when standing there or after?
I think the whole situation is quite strange
David Sanders
How to win the piss off: just say you don't need to piss and piss wherever you are comfortable. Dodge the situation all together using intelligence. Simplez
Easton Sanders
whenever i feel like i might get anxiety and not produce piss at the urinal i imagine what a little bitch you'd have to be for that to happen and it just comes right out, even with the boss standing right next to me lol
Asher Baker
It's called shy blatter. Very common thing.
Jaxson Peterson
>rub your dick on a urinal
You know you’re not meant to touch your dick in it right?
Jace Brooks
No you're still running away from the problem
Caleb Lee
If you're a little bitch
Ryan Wilson
you don't wash your dick off with the water that comes down during the flush phase?