Name a country with a more uninteresting history

Poland

Germany

I'm Welsh, and even I'll admit that we never did anything.

Nice flag though

Are you serious?

Liberia

I mean, UK has god tier economic history with Netherlands.

Wait are we talking about Genoa or England

...

That's pity, not butthurt, unless you're Greek

AUSTRALIA

I can well agree to that.

What do I win

how about this country?

tru tru

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA so uninteresting that they created some heroic picture of america to replace the vacuum, you know .. " America Dream " " Revolution faggotry " as if it was that great ...

South Sudan

I really hope you don't think that's real.

Poland honestly. Seems like everyone hates them.

Or Armenia or any balkan country that used to be the part of Ottoman Empire. Btw ottomans pissed of brits by helping irish in the great irish potato femine.

Cheerio.

finland
>one interesting war after just being a territory that empires traded around
their post war development was impressive but still it's a pretty boring country

it's actually not bad for a new world country IMO

Pretty peculiar country
Inventing the fucking internet is something.

There isn't a country with a more interesting history.
Without England it's more or less inevitable you'd have be illiterate, hungry and unaware of what happens two towns over let alone what happened a thousand years ago.
Largest empire in history, best language, best poets, best scientists, best minds generally.
Always very gentle too, why the butt-hurt?

New Zealand.

>utopian druidic society
>last stand of Caratacus
>King Arthur/Matter of Britain
>Heptarchy
>wars of unification by Wessex
>Ethelred II
>The Anarchy
>Wars of the Roses
>Owain Glyndwr
>Cromwell's chimpout
>British land-lust for 250 years

I'm an unabashed angloboo